Dangerous Curves/Quotes

Quotes

Patty: I can't believe Homer ruined another family barbecue.

Homer: [offended] Hey! Everybody pees in the pool!

Patty: Not from the diving board!

Ned Flanders: It's separate accomodations for you not-lyweds.

Homer: What? But I have urges!

Ned: That's just your trouser devil talking.

Homer: He's not talking, he's yelling!

Bart: [to Homer and Marge necking in the back seat] Hey! Knock it off back there!

Homer: But we're married!

Bart: All right, but keep it PG.

Homer: How about R?

Bart: PG-13.

Homer: Woo-hoo! Adult situations!

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