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The Debarted/Quotes

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Season 19 Episode Quotes
412 "Love, Springfieldian Style"
413
"The Debarted"
"Dial "N" for Nerder" 414


(A rat crawls out of a trash can, Ralph comes out shortly after)

Ralph Wiggum: The rat symbolizes obviousness!


Bart: Skinner's five steps ahead of me! I put a tack on his chair, he's corked his pants. I throw a tomato, he's making salad.


Ralph Wiggum: (about Donny) When he grows up, I want to be like me!


Homer: Unlike love, respect can't be bought.


Lisa: I never dreamed an American car designed in Germany, assembled in Mexico from parts made in Canada, could be so amazing.


(After the Diet Coke and Mentos explosion.)

Superintendent Chalmers: Skinner! (pause) Skinner?

Principal Skinner: I'm alright, sir.

Superintendent Chalmers: Don't ever scare me like that again.


Donny: Hey, Krabappel! Your name sounds like "Crabapple." Did you go sour waiting for someone to pick you?

Mrs. Krabappel: (sighs) Pretty much.


Superintendent Chalmers: We're gonna put Bart Simpson away for a long, long time.

Principal Skinner: By law, the most we can give him is a 10-day suspension.

Superintendent Chalmers: That's long to a kid.


Homer [singing to the tune of Yes' "Owner of a Lonely Heart"]: Driver of a loaner car...


Principal Skinner: Sorry to plop, plop on your fizz, fizz.

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