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	Season 2 Episode Quotes
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Smithers checks on Bart after Mr. Burns hits him.

Smithers: Uh-oh. I, uh—I think the boy's hurt.

Mr. Burns: Oh, for crying out loud! Just give him a nickel, and let's get going.

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Homer's Brain: A million dollars. My wife cost me a million dollars.

Marge: Homer would you like some more macaroni and cheese?

Homer's Brain: Yeah, a million dollars worth, you treacherous snake woman.

Homer: No, thank you.

Marge: Some string beans?

Homer's Brain: No, I don't want any string beans either, you two-timing, backstabbing--Uh-oh. Better answer.

Homer: No, thank you.

Marge: Some celery with cream cheese on it?

Homer's Brain: Just mouth polite nothings.

Homer: No, thank you.

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Homer and Marge make up at Moe's bar. Last lines of episode.

Moe: Okay, everybody, for the next 15 minutes, ⅓ off on every pitcher!

Barflies cheer and start making large orders.

Moe: Hey, one per customer. Domestic beer only. Hey, no sharing!

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