Everything's Bartchie!

General

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Everything's Bartchie!

Comic Information

Release date:	October 2011
Comic series:	Simpsons Comics

Everything's Bartchie! is a comic story featured in Simpsons Comics 183.

Plot

"How d'you say "taco" in Mexican?"

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Comic Book Guy visiting a fair and is tired so he want's rest, he visit a foretell lady and allows her to foretell the future for $10. He falls asleep with a copy of Archie over the face. Barchie and Jughouse are at Apop for eating burgers. Came Mouse and telled to them at he better not catch them flirting with his girlfriend, Smidge. Barchie ask then was she was and he telled at he is in Iceland. And they promise to not flirting with her. During the visit meet Barchie his girlfriend, Terri she had done a make over of her hair and they decide to have a date and watch a movie on Friday. Terri walks off to the bathroom, shortly after meet Barchie again on Terri again and she invites him again to a date to the cinema on Friday, the former Terri turns out to be her cousin Sherri who has just moved to Springdale. When Barchie and Jughouse leaving the restaurant, they discover that Apop have not paid the rent so they plan to demolish it to build a nuclear power plants. Apop get's one week before they tear the place down. Barchie see an ad for a music competition where $5000 is the first prize and he says he can win it and let Apop get the money. Apop will be overjoyed and gives Barchie, The Bingoes musical instruments as he has in the storage. Barchie creating a band with Jughouse and Terri and a school bully, Wedige which like to doing wedige joins the band, which calles The Bartchies.

Barchie have decided when the two meetings should take place, they will take place at different times, he tells Jughouse who says he never goes out on dates. Shortly after that beginning a woman who loves mustard and onions hunt Jughouse so Barchie gets lonely and starts to walks on Memory Lane and discovers that what it would be if he was married to Terri and Sherri before he checking a future when a dog would be the president. Barchie are then chased away from the road by Bender for he has looked too much into the future. It is time for the music competition, Springdale Battle of the Bands. All music artists are good and they realize that they can lose the contest, but Barchie decides to sabotage for the others so only they can make a contribution and will automatically be a winner.

The Bartchies wins and give the money to Apop but he tells that they however plan to demolish it but the owners daughter Sherronica persuades those that do not tear it down, but the demolish driver misunderstands and begins to tear it down. Barchie run to the building to save it and destroy the stone crusher, he has become strong, a superhero. It turns out that his sister, Librina has studied witchcraft and turned him to a superhero. Sherri and Terri begins cheers Barchie and it tourns out that they both be on a date with Barchie on Friday and they start beating him down, and it succeeds because the transformation to give him superhero powers was only temporary. Comic Book Guy wakes up, it's night and the foretell lady has gone gem, he realizes that it was a dream but after Jimbo gives him a wedige he wonders if it really is the future.