Canyonero

Canyonero was a jingle/song about the car Canyonero. It was in an advert starred in by Krusty.

Lyrics

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,

Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,

It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown,

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Hey, hey!

Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,

Sixty five tons of American pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,

Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,

She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine,

Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!

Whoa, Canyonero! Whoooooaaaa!

Behind the Laughter

The jingle was sung by Hank Williams Jr. It was written by Donick Cary and Alf Clausen.