Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song

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Episode Information Showrunner: [[{{{showrunner}}}]]

 This is the show's 100th episode.

Plot

Bart brings in Santa's Little Helper into school for show and tell. When he has to put him in the closet so he won't disturb class hen there learning, it escapes into the vents. He causes mayhem through out the school, and when Superintendent Chalmers hears about it, he fires Skinner. Bart starts to feel guilty for getting him fired. So he and Skinner try to make a plot to get him rehired.

Quotes

• Willie: "There's nary an animal alive that out-run a greased scottsman."

• Jimbo: [taunts, holding aloft Skinner's underwear] "We got Skinner's underpants! And there's nothing you can do about it, Mr. Ex-Principal."
• Skinner: "That's not true. I can buy a new pair! [checks his wallet] No I can't. I needed those, I really did."