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Lisa {speeded up voice}: Dad, I have to tell you something! Bart, Martin, Milhouse and Nelson used a fake ID to rent a car but they smashed up the car and now they are stuck in Tennesee!

Homer{eerily calm}: Yes, that is a real pickle. Please excuse me for one moment.

Homer dons a radiation suit helmet and begins yelling muffled profanities, and fogs up the helmet's visor. Homer then doffs the helmet and hangs it up again.

Homer: OK, I have thought this over. I will wire Bart the money to fly home, then I will murder him!

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