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Brother's Little Helper/Quotes

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Bart: You know how they say most people use 10% of their brain?
Lisa: Yeah?
Bart: Well now, I'm one of them!

Pharm Team Lady: This pill reduces class-clownism by 44 percent.
Pharm Team Man: With 60 percent less sass-mouth!

Bart: Thanks for coming out here mom.
Marge: No, thank you for stopping the tank!
Bart: It ran out of gas!

Homer: My god is she brave. Standing up to that freaked out junkie.
Lisa: Dad, that junkie is your son!
Homer: Why don't you just tell everybody!

Wiggum: Shoot the tires out, Lou!
Lou: Uh…it's a tank, chief!
Wiggum: You know what? I'm getting real tired of your excuses!

Ralph: And I want a bike! And a monkey! And a friend for the monkey!
Forest Fire Bear: You're not going to start any fires are you?
Ralph: At my house we call them uh-oh's!

Skinner: Bart will you go bother someone else?
Bart': (yelling) Look a fire!!!!…engine.
Skinner: Stop that!
Bart: (yelling)Help help fire!!!!…helmet.
Skinner: Can't you do something constructive!?
Bart': Sure, I can do something destructive!

Mark McGwire: Do you want to hear the terrifying truth, or would you like to see me sock a few dingers!?
Townsfolk: Dingers! Dingers!

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