Luda-Crest Wisdom

Luda-Crest Wisdom is a song sung by Chris "Ludacris" Bridges as a tub of toothpaste labeled "Luda-Crest" in the episode You Kent Always Say What You Want. The music was written by Alf Clausen and Scott Clausen (Alf's son) and the lyrics by Tim Long.

Lyrics

Luda-Crest:

Hey, you low-life degenerates,

Stop illin' with the fillin'!

Plaque #1:

Luda-Crest!

Luda-Crest:

I'm the enemy of the cavity,

Unstoppable like gravity.

So brush with regularity

Or you will face calamity!

I'll see ya in Atlanta, GA!

Dirty dirty mouth, y'all!

Lisa:

This film is against tooth decay, but it also kinda glamorizes it. Mixed signals, hmmm....