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Kill the Alligator and Run/Quotes

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Sepulveda: Whoo! Sepulveda here, doing the veejay thing for the most out of control spring break ever! And since it's my birthday, we'll party extra hard!
Jewel on her palm begins to flash
Sepulveda: No! Not yet! I'm only 25!
A large man hauls Sepulveda away
Sepulveda: {grunts}
Another slim young woman who looks like Sepulveda jumps on stage
Cienega: What up chew-toys? Cienega here thightening the host clamps for you bad girls! We've got Kid Rock coming up for all you mosh mokeys.

:Marge: Did you really have to handcuff the children?
Sheriff: No, ma'am, I did not.
Marge: You seemed so understanding before. What happened to "Boys will be boys"?
Sheriff: You see, during Spring Break, the beer companies pay me to look the other way. The rest of the year, I am a real hardass.