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Sold Separately

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Revision as of 20:10, February 2, 2010 by Jasonbres (talk) (Lyrics)

Sold Separately is a song from the episode Homer vs. Dignity. It is sung by Smithers and an actress portraying Malibu Stacey in a musical Smithers wrote about the doll. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Rob LaZebnik. It is the eighth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Lyrics

Mr. Burns:
You're so much more fun than Smithers. Why, he doesn't know the meaning of the word "gay"!
Smithers:
Sold separately,
Sometimes I feel like I've been
Sold separately,
But out of the box I find you posable.
Malibu Stacey:
Lovable.
Smithers and Malibu Stacey:
Just like me.