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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXI content update/Prizes Gameplay
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The Pain in Spain[edit]
The Pain in Spain Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Welcome to Hell Laboratories, Beelzebart! We've had our eye on you for a while now.
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I've received your transcripts and they're very impressive! You've a real knack for torture and mayhem. You should be proud.
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I can't take credit for a gift I was born with.
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As part of our internship program, we'd like you to review some of our recent work.
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We've been having trouble with our Autoflayer 5000. It could use a fresh pair of eyes.
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But ignore the eyes in those jars. They're not fresh.
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Task: Make Beelzebart Review Torture Schematics (8h, Hell Labs, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram or Brown House)
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As you can see, in spite of a 7.6% improvement in torture efficiency, the souls of the damned don't appear to be appreciably more miserable.
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We've only observed a slight increase in screams, cursing and damning us to Hell.
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Which makes no sense, because we're already here.
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Guys, if you're gonna make people miserable, you can't worry about numbers like a bunch of nerds!
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C'mon. Let's take a field trip.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Pain in Spain Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Okay, why are we at Springfield Elementary?
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To observe the innocent victim in his most natural habitat: the schoolyard.
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The troublemaker, Nelson, watches Martin, his victim. Nelson desires to attack, but he doesn't. He waits.
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For what?
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It's complete! My epic Radioactive Man in Earthland Realms fanfic. This is the happiest moment of my life!
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WATER CANNON ATTACK!
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Task: Make Beelzebart Teach a Lesson in Misery (3h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) If the user has Nelson: Task: Make Nelson Ruin Martin's Day (2h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) If the user has Martin: Task: Make Martin Wallow in the Misery of Joy Ruined (3h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
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See? Nelson could pick on his victim all day long, but Martin would just get used to it.
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So the trick is to give a little ray of sunlight. That makes the punishment much more painful.
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Juxtaposing pleasure with pain. I like it!
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But we'll never get permission to bring joy down below. The paperwork alone would kill us...again.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Pain in Spain Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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We have other tools at our disposal. Here's one of my favorites.
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*singing* This little light of mine / I'm gonna let it shine...!
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Is it true? "Left-handed people are God's mistake". Someone painted it on the sidewalk!
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Yay, Daddy's a mistake!
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WHAT?!
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Task: Make Beelzebart Gloat at Flanders' Torment (1h, Flanders House, Simpson House or Brown House) Task: Make Ned Freak Out (1h, Flanders House or Brown House)
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It's okay, boys. This isn't anything a little bleach, elbow grease and some self-scourging can't fix...
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This prank is amusing, but hardly up to the level of—
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Hey Flanders, I see you're on the outs with God.
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WHAT?! NO!
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Then tell that cornfield maze because it's in the shape of you with devil horns and a pitchfork.
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AAAAAAAAH!
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Very good. What is annoying in spray paint can be utterly horrifying on a grand scale.
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Devil Daddy, can we play in your corn maze? It looks like fun!
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AAAAAAAAH!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Pain in Spain Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Poor Ned seems more agitated than usual. I wonder what's wrong.
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I don't know but I hope it's something I did.
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Bart, why are you giggling?
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*trying to stop giggling* I...may have been trying to impress the guys at Hell Labs and played a few humorous-but-in-no-way-mean-spirited pranks on Flanders.
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Bart!
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Hey, all in the name of science!
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I like that the boy's focusing on science!
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Teaching demons how to be more awful is not science! Okay, maybe it's a little science.
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Task: Make Beelzebart Promise Not to Help Demons (2h, Simpson House) If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Make Beelzebart REALLY Promise (2h, Simpson House)
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Okay, okay, Mom! Geez! I promise I won't help the demons anymore.
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Say it without crossing your fingers behind your back.
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Bah, dang-it. Fine. *holds up hands* I promise.
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And your toes!
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Double dang-it!
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I'm just impressed that we've got a kid who can cross his toes!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Pain in Spain Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Uh, guys, my mom says I can't help you with the torture science anymore.
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Moms can really scorch my backside!
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She said torture science. But what about helping us with demon possession physics?
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Uh...I think her threats were non-specific.
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Just like a mom.
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Basically, I can't talk to you guys anymore.
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That's too bad. I guess we'll have to work on our new Wedgie-Matic 666000 without you.
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Uh...I might be able to help out one last time...
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Atta bad boy!
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Task: Make Beelzebart Help Out One Last Time (4h, Hell Labs, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
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Bart, I hear you're doing well in Hellementary School. It's good to see you taking a genuine interest in academics.
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I have a fair bit of expertise in "doing well". If you ever need any help, I would be happy to assist!
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As a matter of fact, I have a new project you could help me with... *gets out Wedgie-Matic 666000*
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*devilish chuckle*
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Putting the Pun in Punishment[edit]
Putting the Pun in Punishment Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Lisafer! I know you're trying to win our bet by failing your classes here in Hell, but you'll fail nothing stuck in detention.
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And to further your torment you'll listen to the worst music in heaven or hell — jazz!
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Terrific! I love all forms of jazz!
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Damn it!
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Forget jazz. Here's an excruciating assignment for you — write five hundred thousand words on Proto-Feminist Transcendentalist Literature!
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That's great too! I can give you two hundred thousand words on Margaret Fuller alone!
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Curses! This may be more challenging than I thought.
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Task: Make Lisafer Take Everything Old Scratch Can Dish Out (2h, Hellementary School, Hellscape or Brown House) If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Get Exasperated With Lisafer (2h, Hellementary School, Hellscape or Brown House)
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You're a tough nut to crack.
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Thank you!
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I hate nuts!
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Even cashews? Boy, you are a gloomy Gus.
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Say, what's with that wardrobe over there?
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It was a soul swap from the writer of The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. It was the only one of the three I didn't have to feed.
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Interesting...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Putting the Pun in Punishment Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Lisa! What are you doing here? Bart said you were stuck in Hell Detention!
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I was, but I escaped through a piece of magic furniture. Now I need to find a way to get out of my deal with Old Scratch!
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There's nothing a lawyer can't fix...
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Or ruin.
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If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Call the Blue-Haired Lawyer (1h, Simpson House) Task: Make Lisafer Consult With the Blue-Haired Lawyer (1h, Simpson House) If the user has Blue-Haired Lawyer: Task: Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Prepare His Bill (1h, Simpson House)
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I'm afraid your daughter is in a jam. Old Scratch's contracts are notoriously convoluted and difficult to fight in court.
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My advice would be to appeal to a higher power.
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So there's nothing we can do legally?
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You can pay my legal bill.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Putting the Pun in Punishment Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Reverend Lovejoy, I need your help!
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Little Lisa Simpson in Hell...
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I'm only there because I found out Old Scratch is going to keep Bart in Hell, so I made a deal—
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Are you even listening?
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Sorry, I was thinking about my model trains. It's how I get through those long, boring sermons too. Chugga-chugga-choo-choo!
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Task: Make Lisafer Ask Reverend for Theological Advice (3h, First Church of Springfield, Lovejoy Residence or Brown House) If the user has Rev. Rev. Lovejoy: Task: Make Reverend Lovejoy Think About Model Trains (3h, First Church of Springfield, Lovejoy Residence or Brown House)
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Lisafer, I'm not much of a brim and firestone preacher. I only know ways to stay OUT of Hell — mostly riffing on that Ten Commandments thing...
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And you're already in Hell so I don't have a lot of advice on getting out.
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You should try bingeing the early seasons of "Prison Break" for ideas.
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Thanks for nothing.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Putting the Pun in Punishment Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Hey Lisa. I like the wings.
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They're fake.
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Why do women feel they have to fake everything? Especially around me?
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I was trying to hide from Old Scratch. I'm going to get called back to Hell. And then Bart and I will be trapped there forever.
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I need someone who can help me find a way to get out of my deal with Old Scratch. But so far everyone is clueless!
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Someone who's not from the establishment, someone who doesn't fit the mold.
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How 'bout someone who doesn't fit his pants?
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You have someone in mind?
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Let's go see Comic Book Guy!
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If the user has Milhouse: Task: Make Milhouse Take Lisafer to the Android's Dungeon (4h, Android's Dungeon or Brown House) Task: Make Lisafer Go to the Android's Dungeon (4h, Android's Dungeon or Brown House) If the user has Comic Book Guy: Task: Make Comic Book Guy Look Up Comic Book Demonology (4h, Android's Dungeon or Brown House)
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Please tell me there's hope for me and Bart.
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Well, in the comics, the heroes always get out of their deals through some convoluted, plot-convenient loophole...
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I don't have any loopholes up my sleeves. I don't even have sleeves.
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I've found there is one thing that all villains hate — plucky heroes who defiantly quip in the face of their menacing evil!
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Well that's better than noth— AAAAAAAH!
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Oh no! Lisa's been sucked back to Hell!
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Without buying anything!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Putting the Pun in Punishment Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Sneaking off like that... I'll be keeping an eye on you from now on, Lisafer.
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I escaped Hell Detention before, and I'll do it again!
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You won't escape without a plan.
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I'll just WING it!
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Because you have wings... Yeah, I get it.
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But for now, I'll just HOOF it back to my desk.
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Yes, you have hooves too. Your pluck and quips are so annoying!
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Then I've succeeded because down here it's good to be annoying.
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Ugh!
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Task: Make Lisafer Annoy Old Scratch With Pluck and Quips (5h, Hellementary School, Hellscape or Brown House) If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Get Exasperated by Pluck and Quips (5h, Hellementary School, Hellscape or Brown House)
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Enough! No more detention. Just go back to class. I can't listen to this anymore! You're making my hair fall out!
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I hope you don't lose all your hair, or there will be Hell toupée. Tee-hee-hee!
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That's your last quip! Get out!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Land of the Flies[edit]
Land of the Flies Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Hell Teacher's exclamation mark:
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Class, meet your new teacher, freshly transferred from Hellementary School. This is Miss...uh...
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Just call me Hellen.
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Um, yes, of course. Are you sure you can handle these hellions, Hellen?
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Hey! Nelson just gave me a wet willy!
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Wet willy him back.
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But won't I get in trouble?
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Wrath is a virtue. What better way to grow young minds than to encourage them to seek retribution on their enemies?
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I love my new teacher!
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Task: Make Hell Teacher Encourage Nerds to Revenge (1h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) Task: Make Nerds Contemplate Vengeance [x3] (1h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
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This is every nerd's fantasy!
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Be warned. It could be an Ackbar scenario.
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But what if it's NOT a trap? If we knew we wouldn't get in trouble, what would we do?
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I have some ideas on three-by-five cards I've housed in a rented storage unit over the years.
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How many have you collected?
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Hundreds of thousands. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Land of the Flies Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Hell Teacher's exclamation mark:
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So what have my fine little minds come up with? As we say in Hell, one must strike while the iron is hot.
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And irons are always hot in Hell. Not like on the surface. Your irons cool way too quickly.
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We're still not convinced we won't get in trouble for this, so we're starting with a simple prank that can't easily be traced back to us.
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The classic "itching powder in the gym shorts". Gym class is next period.
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Man, something doesn't feel right here.
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Yeah, something's hapnin' with my junk. But it's dodgeball time and I can put itching aside if it means we get to Nail-A-Nerd!
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Task: Make Hell Teacher Enjoy the Spectacle (2h, Springfield Elementary or House) If the user has Bullies: Task: Make Bullies Scratch Themselves Embarrassingly [x3] (2h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) Task: Make Nerds Win Dodgeball [x3] (2h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
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They scratch themselves like monkeys!
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Hahaha! What a bunch of losers!
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What is this strange feeling?
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This must be that thing called shame!
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Let's get out of here!
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We did it!
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Very good, children! But bullies are known to retaliate.
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Retaliation on retaliation? This is a vicious wedgie-producing cycle!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Land of the Flies Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Hell Teacher's exclamation mark:
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That tears it! Itching powder, Vaseline on our locker handles, and whatever it is you nerds did to make Kearney grow pink hair...
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It's time for you dweebs to — OWW!
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FYI, we ran out of prank ideas, so now we're just going to tase you.
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Run for it!
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Well-played, gentlemen! Now that you have all the power, it's time you embraced it!
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Ja! Oompa-power!
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Task: Make Hell Teacher Encourage Nerds to Seize the Day (3h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) Task: Make Nerds Storm Skinner's Office [x3] (3h, Springfield Elementary or House) If the user has Skinner: Task: Make Skinner Feel His Authority Slipping Away (3h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
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I'm in charge and I say out of my office!
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Correction, sir. You WERE in charge.
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Yeah! There's some new kids on the block and it's not New Kids On The Block. It's us!
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Your new agenda is all in this spreadsheet.
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I'm outraged and yet impressed. How can one not respect a quality spreadsheet!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Land of the Flies Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Hell Teacher's exclamation mark:
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The coffee in the teachers' lounge is all gone! There's nothing but juice boxes!
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My field hockey sticks have been replaced with gaming computers!
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Where are my brass instruments?! All that's here are cellos and violins!
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And my dodgeballs have been desecrated! The nerds are out of control!
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I think it's good to see the little tykes showing some initiative. Skinner?
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*crawling out of his office* That's SERGEANT Skinner to you! Now heads down in the jungle! Charlie is everywhere!
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*sigh* Flashback much, Seymour?
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Task: Make Hell Teacher Calm the Faculty Down (4h, Springfield Elementary or House) If the user has Skinner: Task: Make Skinner Try to Get His Platoon Back Together (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
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Fear! Fear is the key. If the enemy doesn't fear you, they won't respect you, and then you have no authority!
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Grodin, Barnes, I need you! King and Bunny re-engage the enemy! We have to take the high ground, men! We have to push Charlie back!
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Is he talking to the nerds?
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Don't care. I'm not going anywhere near those little freaks while that teacher from Hell has their backs.
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You mean their Russian advisor? Take her "out"! Good thinking, King!
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Wait. Now I'm King? I sorta like that.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Land of the Flies Pt. 5[edit]
After tapping on Hell Teacher's exclamation mark:
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Boys, I have some good news to share with you!
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They agreed to rename the school after Isaac Asimov?
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No. I've been offered a job at Shelbyville Elementary for twice the pay.
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Nein! You cannot leave us here!
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You'll be fine! Nerds who take on bullies always end up fine.
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*gulp*
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Task: Make Hell Teacher Prepare to Leave Springfield (2h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) Task: Make Nerds Explain How They Won't Be Fine [x3] (2h, Springfield Elementary or House) If the user has Skinner: Task: Make Skinner Lead a Platoon Counteroffensive (2h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
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We can handle things without Hell Teacher.
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Alright men, prepare to engage!
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We'll be engaged? But I've never had a girlfriend!
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So your scary protector isn't here anymore, eh, nerds?
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Get ready for group wedgies!
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I had a dream that wedgies were how I was going to die!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Two Heads Are More Than One[edit]
Two Heads Are More Than One Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Hell Principals' exclamation mark:
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Well, Lisafer, it seems that you haven't been completing your Hellementary schoolwork.
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My name is Lisa, and I'm trying to fail so I can get kicked out of here and go back to Springfield!
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That bad attitude won't cut it in Hellementary School.
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Indeed not! We're of one mind on this issue.
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So my bad attitude will be rewarded by throwing me out of Hellementary?
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Guh! Look at the mess you've created, Skinner!
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Me, sir? You agreed with the mess I created.
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What?! Don't you get all up in my face!
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I have no choice in the matter.
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Task: Make Hell Principals Argue With Themselves (4h) If the user has Lisafer: Task: Make Lisafer Goad Hell Principals Into Fighting (1h, Hellementary School, Hellscape or Brown House)
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Okay, that's sorted out and we're good?
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We're still bad. But that's good.
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So we need you to be bad in the way that we think is good.
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But then I'm really just being good, which is bad, and I should get bad grades for it.
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I'm confused. How 'bout you?
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Oh, yeah.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Two Heads Are More Than One Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Hell Principals' exclamation mark:
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We both need to be on the same page before Lisafer's thinking spreads to other students.
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Let's just take a step back and find some things we agree on.
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Right. I'll start: kittens are annoying.
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They're horrible! Fudgy brownies...sickening.
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Couldn't agree more.
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What did you guys think of the final season of King of Thrones?
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Terrible!
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I sorta liked it.
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WHAT?!
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Task: Make Hell Principals Argue With Themselves Some More (3h) If the user has Lisafer: Task: Make Lisafer Enjoy the Show (3h, Hellementary School, Hellscape or Brown House)
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They spent eight seasons building up the ice demons only to have them go down like cheap punks!
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Just like our guys down in Zamhareer. They ARE cheap punks!
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Why you — get over here!
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I'm already over here! We're attached at the shoulders!
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*head butts the other head* Ow-ow! Darn these shared pain receptors!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Two Heads Are More Than One Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Hell Principals' exclamation mark:
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I went too far. I'm sorry.
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It takes a real principal to admit he was wrong.
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Let's focus on getting our heads back together!
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I think these two hotheads deserve some ice cream with a brain freeze chaser.
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Cooler heads will always prevail.
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Hahaha!
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Task: Make Hell Principals Have Trouble Eating Ice Cream (12h)
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Obviously we still aren't back in sync yet.
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Clearly. We should have NOT shared sundaes.
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Did you get candy sprinkles?
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Sprinkles are an unholy abomination!
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I love 'em! I say skip the ice cream and just gimme sprinkles!
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And...we're fighting.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Two Heads Are More Than One Pt. 4[edit]
After tapping on Hell Principals' exclamation mark:
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We've got to be of one mind again!
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Space Wars?
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Space Trek!
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AAAARGH!
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Hot dogs!
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Hamburgers!
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Man, listening to you two argue is torture!
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Hmm...are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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YES!
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Task: Make Hell Principals Torture Students (8h, Hellementary School, Hellscape or Brown House)
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What on and under Earth is going on in here?!
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We're just torturing students.
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My apologies. Please continue.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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