Milhouse the Man, Krusty in the Can, and the Great Springfield Frink-Out/Quotes
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- Sideshow Bob: [over intercom] Mr. Bergstrom, this is Principal Terwilliger! The worst hooligan in the history of our beloved Springfield Elementary has gone too far! From his constant ridicule of my involuntarily kinky hair to his selling the sponsorship of the gymnasium to a major airline, he has been a constant, burning thorn in my side. Well, no more! Send Milhouse Van Houten—To my office immediately!
- Milhouse Van Houten: Um, Bobbo, question? I was just wonderin' how you could have such a cool brother and yet be such a wiener yourself.
- Professor Frink: A Fleetwood Mac reunion?? Good lord! Why, I've altered the very nature of reality! I've damaged the space-time continuum! I've done some messing with the events and the people and the things! [Gah!]
- Mr. Burns: Well, you know what they say—When life gives you soiled bedpans, just make lemonade! Ha, ha!