The Simpsons Movie/Quotes

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Homer Simpson: (inside a movie theater) BORING!

Lisa Simpson: Dad, we can't see the movie

Homer Simpson: I can't believe we're paying for something we can get on TV for free. If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker, especially YOU! (points to audience/viewer)

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The family is late for Church

Marge Simpson: I hate being late.

Homer Simpson: I hate going. Why can't I worship the lord in my own way, like praying like hell in my deathbed?

Marge Simpson: Homer, they can hear you inside!

Homer Simpson: Relax, those pious morons are too busy talking to their phony baloney God. (opens door to see everybody looking at him)

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Homer Simpson: "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look out! He is a Spider-Pig."

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Homer Simpson: "He's not Spider-Pig any more, he's Harry Plopper."

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[after Springfield has been sealed in a dome]

Homer: D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHME!