| A Recipe for Distress Pt. 1
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Sideshow Bob: My name is Robert Terwilliger, your new director. Complete transparency…I'm a convicted felon.
Airshot: Convicted of what?
Sideshow Bob: Faking my own death, rigging an election, a bunch of attempted murders…
Krusty: Don't forget the time you tried to frame me for robbery.
Airshot: And you want this guy to direct your movie?
Sideshow Bob: Would you rather star in a flop directed by Krusty, or in a blockbuster hit directed by a hardened criminal?
Moby Man: My agent said I'm one flop away from hosting game shows, so I choose the criminal!
Sideshow Bob: Alas, I can not change my past, but I can forge a new future. Your futures. For the better. Now, are there any objections before we begin?
Homer: Just one… Are you going to try and kill Bart again?
Sideshow Bob: If there's time. Now, let's take this scene from the top.
Task: Collect Space Crystals [x145]
If the user has Sideshow Bob: Task: Make Sideshow Bob Start Directing
Time: 4h
Location: Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
Task: Make Krusty Let Sideshow Bob Take Over
Time: 4h
Location: Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
Sideshow Bob: Hydrangea, in this scene I want to feel your anger as if your very life was at stake.
Sideshow Bob: What makes you angry in real life? We'll use that as inspiration.
Hydrangea: Well, sometimes Magnesium Man takes my lunch, even though my name is clearly written on it.
Sideshow Bob: Good! Imagine that the Pain Lords are actually Magnesium Man coming for your lunch. It's up to you to stop him. And…action!
Hydrangea: If you want this Love Gem, you'll have to pry it from my cold, dead fingers you human filth!
Sideshow Bob: Cut! That was terrific.
Magnesium Man: *eating Hydrangea's lunch* Yeah, great job, Hydrangea.
Hydrangea: Leave. My. Lunch. Alone! *tackles Magnesium Man*
Krusty: Magnesium Man and Hydrangea are fighting on set? We need to stop them!
Sideshow Bob: Don't be a fool! I've just given birth to brilliant performances! Keep rolling cameras!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Recipe for Distress Pt. 2
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Quetzelica: I guess deep down I'm still that scared little girl who couldn't help her sister when she needed it most.
Black Voodoo: You're a stronger person now, and I know you won't let us down.
Sideshow Bob: Cut! Quetzelica, I need to see tears in this scene. The audience should be mourning your self-doubt.
Sideshow Bob: And Black Voodoo, don't rush it. We want to feel the tension before we know your true feelings. Now, take it from the top.
Krusty: Wow, Bob, how did you become such a good director?
Sideshow Bob: Working the Krusty Show helped, but it wasn't until prison that I learned how to remove hesitancy. Now I see a vision and just go for it.
Krusty: Is that why all the best actors are reformed inmates?
Sideshow Bob: If they were in my cell block, then yes.
Task: Collect Space Crystals [x115]
If the user has Sideshow Bob: Task: Make Sideshow Bob Turn the Movie Around
Time: 4h
Location: Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
Task: Make Krusty Take Notes From Sideshow Bob
Time: 4h
Location: Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Recipe for Distress Pt. 3
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Sideshow Bob: Attention all! It's time for our big helicopter scene. We only get one shot at this, so let's give it our best.
Bart: Whoa, mama! That thing is awesome!
Sideshow Bob: Hands off. The military is lending us their prototype for promotional purposes only.
The General: This is the Ultra RX Kill-O-Bird 5000. It costs two hundred million taxpayer dollars.
Bart: Why risk it in a movie?
The General: Son, putting high-tech military machinery on the big screen is the greatest recruitment tool we have.
The General: Why, if I let you fly this puppy, I'll bet you'd want to join the Air Force!
Bart: Damn straight, I would!
Marge: Excuse me, that's my son, and he's a minor.
The General: Of course, we wouldn't dream of recruiting minors.
The General: *hands Bart a pamphlet* *whispers* Psst, come see me when Sergeant Wet Blanket isn't on duty.
Task: Collect Space Crystals [x145]
If the user has Sideshow Bob: Task: Make Sideshow Bob Prepare the Helicopter
Time: 4h
Location: Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
Task: Make Bart Ask About the Air Force
Time: 4h
Location: Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
If the user has The General: Task: Make The General Hand Bart a Pamphlet
Time: 4h
Location: Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Take the Pamphlet
Time: 4h
Location: Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
Sideshow Bob: Before we start filming, safety regulations require me to inspect the helicopter.
Krusty: Knock yourself out.
Bart: You idiots! You've just given Sideshow Bob access to a helicopter he can use to escape.
Krusty: That's ridiculous.
Sideshow Bob: And here's an ending for your movie: the convicted felon flies off into the sunset.
Bart: Wait, you're leaving without even trying to kill me?
Sideshow Bob: *sigh* I'd love to, Bart. But this movie has me a little burnt out.
Sideshow Bob: If you want, I could try and cut your head off with the helicopter blades as I take off.
Bart: Nah, no need to force it.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Recipe for Distress Pt. 4
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Chinnos: We just lost our director! How will I know what motivations to use?
Airshot: Who's going to tell me I did a great job after each scene even when I didn't?
Moby Man: And how will I know whether the camera is picking up my muscle definition?
Black Voodoo: Pfft, we all know those muscles are implants.
Moby Man: You take that back!
Black Voodoo: Only when you take that six pack back to the plastic surgeon!
Bart: The crew is tearing itself apart. It looks like your movie is once again a mess, Krusty.
Krusty: *sigh* I never thought it'd come to this, but it's time to do the one thing I was avoiding.
Bart: Run that clown nose of yours through the dishwasher?
Krusty: Okay, two things. That and it's time I actually tried to direct this movie.
Task: Collect Space Crystals [x145]
If the user has Chinnos: Task: Make Chinnos Ask About Motivation
Time: 4h
Location: Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
If the user has Airshot: Task: Make Airshot Ask for a Compliment
Time: 4h
Location: Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
If the user has Moby Man: Task: Make Moby Man Flex Harder
Time: 4h
Location: Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
Task: Make Krusty Take Charge
Time: 4h
Location: Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes
Krusty: Listen up, everyone. I don't like you, and you don't like me.
Airshot: I like you.
Moby Man: We all like you.
Krusty: Really? I guess that blows that theory. Anyway, we've got an ending to shoot and that's exactly what we're gonna do!
Magnesium Man: I can't believe you don't like us.
Krusty: Forget I said that.
Hydrangea: I don't see how we can.
Krusty: Oy vey. This is gonna be worse than I thought.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Recipe for Distress Pt. 5
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Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman, coming to you live from the red carpet of Polystar Pictures' "The Sands of Space" premiere…
Polystar Executive: This is the big night, Krusty. How are you feeling?
Krusty: I'm feeling really confident about the picture.
Polystar Executive: Most directors would be a nervous wreck. What's your secret?
Krusty: Someone once inspired me to remove all hesitancy and just go for my vision. That's what I did.
Polystar Executive: Was this inspiration your interim director who stole a multi-million-dollar helicopter in an elaborate prison escape?
Krusty: Inspiration comes in many forms. No more questions.
Task: Collect Space Crystals [x185]
Task: Make Krusty Await the Results
Time: 4h
Location: Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theater or Homes
If the user has Polystar Executive: Task: Make Polystar Executive Await the Results
Time: 4h
Location: Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theater or Homes
If the user has Kent Brockman: Task: Make Kent Brockman Watch the Premiere
Time: 4h
Location: Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theater or Homes
Kent Brockman: Ladies and gentlemen, the reviews are in, and it's a hit!
Kent Brockman: A "hit" to the head, because that's what you'd have to have suffered to ever consider seeing this flop.
Kent Brockman: Where's it fall flat? The writing, the acting, the directing...?
Kent Brockman: Why don't we let this local comic book salesman sum it up for us.
Comic Book Guy: Worst. Movie. Ever.
Kent Brockman: And there you have it.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Win-win
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Polystar Executive: Krusty, we'd like to discuss the reviews for your film.
Krusty: Sorry I let you down.
Polystar Executive: You didn't let us down.
Krusty: I didn't? But the movie flopped.
Polystar Executive: Yes, but you went over budget. Now we can place the blame squarely on you and Polystar Pictures gets to save face.
Krusty: So that's why you added all those expensive superheroes to the movie?
Polystar Executive: Yep. So congratulations on making a real stinker.
Krusty: Congratulations?! My reputation is ruined!
Polystar Executive: I guess you can't make an omelet without breaking a few condor eggs. Spoiler alert: you're the condor egg. *chuckles*
Polystar Executive: Hey, that's not bad… Maybe I should write our next movie…
Task: Make Krusty Ruin His Directing Reputation
Time: 4h
Location: Ginormous Pictures, Polystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theater or Homes
If the user has Polystar Executive: Task: Make Polystar Executive Think About Writing
Time: 4h
Location: Ginormous Pictures, Polystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theater or Homes
Bart: Cheer up, Krusty. You don't need the movie biz. You've still got your kids' show!
Krusty: Yeah, but Polystar Pictures took away all my swag: my mansion, my sports cars, my bottomless bagel and babka bar…
Bart: At least you can go back to bossing Sideshow Mel around.
SideshowMel: Krusty, we're on in five.
Krusty: Cram it, Mel.
Bart: See, didn't that feel good?
Krusty: I guess it did.
Bart: The simple pleasures make life worth living.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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