Bart Has Two Mommies
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"Bart Has Two Mommies"
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Episode Information
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Bart has Two Mommies is the fourteenth episode of the seventeenth season of The Simpsons.
Plot
Ned Flanders wins a new computer and offers it to Marge, as he has no use for it. In return, Marge babysits the Flanders children. With Marge spending so much time at The Flanders', Homer must look after Bart and Lisa. Homer takes the kids to an animal retirement home, but the trip goes awry when Toot-Toot the monkey pulls Bart into her cage and holds him hostage. Marge learns of the kidnapping when it is a breaking news report and she must figure out a way to get her son back. Meanwhile Ned learns that his sons have to do things on their own and that he can't protect him for everything.
Quotes
- Bart: Why does God need our money?
Homer: He has to finish paying off the planets. Did you see that ring He gave Saturn?
- Bart (as he and Rod climb down the church steeple): Don't let our hands touch it's gay.
Rod: What does "gay" mean?
Bart: Um, It means...you used to be afraid...but you're not anymore.
Rod: (shouting down at Flanders) I'm gay, Daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay!
Marge: (laughs nervously) I believe he's saying...he's okay.
- Homer: What are you talking about? Monkeys don't have feelings. If they did, my experiments on them could be called cruel.
- Homer: (sarcastic tone) Oh, you're so right! I guess I should be more concerned with Bart's safety than covering my own butt! And maybe I'm talking like this because I can't stop! Help me, Lisa, I have serious mental problems!
- Ned: (gasp) A sliver from a band-aid wrapper! Call me Ned Zeppelin, but is one of my boys abraised and contused?!
Todd: I cut myself on the knife playing Christian Clue.
Rod: The secular humanist in the school house with misinformation!
- Rod (praying): And please thank Mrs. Simpson for giving as much fun as we had when Mommy was here.
Marge: Aw.
Todd (praying): And please ask Mommy to come to Daddy in a dream so he knows how to cut our sandwiches.
Marge: Aw.
Rod (praying): And please tell Mrs. Simpson it's rude to eavesdrop on our prayers.
Marge: (surprised) Oh.
Rod (praying): But we forgive her.
Marge: Ooooo.
Broadcasting Information
USA/Canada
- 1st Airdate: Sunday, March 19, 2006
- 2nd Airdate: Sunday, June 25, 2006
UK
- 1st Airdate: Sunday, April 9, 2006
- 2nd Airdate: Friday, April 14, 2006 (Encore Screening)
- 3rd Airdate: Friday, June 2, 2006
- 4th Airdate: Friday, August 4, 2006
- 5th Airdate: Thursday, August 24, 2006
Australia
- 1st Airdate: Thursday, June 29, 2006
