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'''Testify''' is a song from the episode "[[Faith Off]]". Bart and the congregation of his new church sing it during services.
 
'''Testify''' is a song from the episode "[[Faith Off]]". Bart and the congregation of his new church sing it during services.
 
== Lyrics ==
 
== Lyrics ==
*Bart: ''(holding up skateboard)'' Satan, eat my shorts!
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:'''Bart''':
*Crowd cheers
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:''[[Satan]], [[Eat My Shorts!|Eat my shorts!]]''
*Bart: ''(Singing)'' I was a sinner, a real bad kid. What thou shalt not, I shalt did. Neighbor's cat I tried to neuter, took a whiz on the school's computer.
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*[[Sherri and Terri]]: He took a whiz, oh, yes he did.
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:(''applause and cheers'')
*Bart: But now I changed, you can't deny. Come on up, and testify.
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*Sherri and Terri: Testify, testify, come on up and testify!
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:I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
* [[Grampa]]: My hip's misbehavin'. ''(Bart knocks his cane away)''
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:What "Thou shalt not" I "shalt" did.
*Sherri and Terri: Testify!
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:Neighbors' cat I tried to neuter,
* [[Patty]]: Got a nicotine cravin'. ''(Bart slaps away the cigarettes)''
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:Took a whiz on the school computer.
*Sherri and Terri: Testify!
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*[[Professor Frink]]: Got a cramp in my glavin. ''(Bart kicks Frink's rump)''
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:'''[[Sherri and Terri]]''':
*Bart: Testify!
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:He took a whiz,
*All: Testify! Testify!
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:Oh, yes, he did!
*[[Milhouse]]: My glasses make me look like a geek!
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* Bart: ''(takes them off and tosses them aside)'' Now you'll get the girls you seek!
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:''''Bart''':
*Sherri and Terri: We'll see you at Makeout Creek!
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:But now, I've changed, you can't deny.
*Crowd: Bart's the boy of the hour, he's got the power. So raise your voice and don't be shy, Testi -- testi --
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:Come on up...and testify!
* Crowd + Bart: Tes ... ti ... fy!
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* Crowd: Testify, testify, come on up and testify!
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:'''Sherri and Terri''':
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:Testify! Testify!
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:Come on up and testify!
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:'''[[Grampa]]''':
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:My hip's misbehavin'!
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:'''Back-Up Singers''':
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:Testify!
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:'''[[Patty]]''':
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:Gotta nicotine cravin'!
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:'''Back-Up Singers''':
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:Testify!
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:'''[[Professor Frink]]''':
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:There's a cramp in my glaven!
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:'''Back-Up Singers''':
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:Testify!
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:'''Bart and Back-Up Singers''':
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:Testify!
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:'''Bart and Everyone''':
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:Testify!
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:(''Hammond organ solo'')
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:'''Back-Up Singers''':
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:Testify! Testify!
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:Come on up and tesitfy!
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:(''Hammond organ plays another solo'')
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:'''Everyone''':
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:Bart's the boy of the hour,
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:He's got the power!
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:'''Bart and Everyone''':
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:So raise your voice and don't be shy!
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:Testi-, testi-
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:Teeeeeeeeeeeeessss-tiiiiiiiiii-
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:'''Bart and select singers''':
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:FYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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:'''Everyone Else''':
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:Testify! Testify!
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:'''Everyone''':
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:Come on up and testify!
  
 
[[Category:Songs]]
 
[[Category:Songs]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Bart]]
 
[[Category:Songs by Bart]]
 
[[Category:Full cast songs]]
 
[[Category:Full cast songs]]

Revision as of 18:10, February 20, 2010

Testify may also refer to the album The Simpsons: Testify

Testify is a song from the episode "Faith Off". Bart and the congregation of his new church sing it during services.

Lyrics

Bart:
Satan, Eat my shorts!
(applause and cheers)
I was a sinner, a real bad kid.
What "Thou shalt not" I "shalt" did.
Neighbors' cat I tried to neuter,
Took a whiz on the school computer.
Sherri and Terri:
He took a whiz,
Oh, yes, he did!
'Bart:
But now, I've changed, you can't deny.
Come on up...and testify!
Sherri and Terri:
Testify! Testify!
Come on up and testify!
Grampa:
My hip's misbehavin'!
Back-Up Singers:
Testify!
Patty:
Gotta nicotine cravin'!
Back-Up Singers:
Testify!
Professor Frink:
There's a cramp in my glaven!
Back-Up Singers:
Testify!
Bart and Back-Up Singers:
Testify!
Bart and Everyone:
Testify!
(Hammond organ solo)
Back-Up Singers:
Testify! Testify!
Come on up and tesitfy!
(Hammond organ plays another solo)
Everyone:
Bart's the boy of the hour,
He's got the power!
Bart and Everyone:
So raise your voice and don't be shy!
Testi-, testi-
Teeeeeeeeeeeeessss-tiiiiiiiiii-
Bart and select singers:
FYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Everyone Else:
Testify! Testify!
Everyone:
Come on up and testify!