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What's Under Jimbo's Cap?

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Release date:	September 2015
Comic series:	Simpsons Comics One-Shot Wonders
Pages:	1

What's Under Jimbo's Cap? is a Simpsons Comics One-Shot Wonders story that appears in Jimbo Jones #1.

Several characters offer their speculations as to what might be under Jimbo Jones's cap.

Character	Affiliation	Theory
Milhouse Van Houten	Nerd's Rights Activist	"Pure ... unmitigated ... evil. Plus a leave-in conditioner that smells like strawberries!"
Apu Nahasa-Something	Convenience Store Operator	"At least three copies of American Breast Enthusiast stolen from the Kwik-E-Mart, I suspect!"
Bart Simpson	Parasitic Twin Enthusiast	"I'll bet he's got a creepy parasitic twin under there! Bwah ha ha!"
Seymour Skinner	Failing Administrator	"A head full of the worst kind of knowledge ... and I don't mean Women's Studies!"
Lisa Simpson	Walking Contradiction	"A bald spot that is growing larger everyday. Which is kind of ruggedly appealing ... and confusing."
Dolph & Kearney	Known Associates	Kearney: "A capacity for love that defies explanation ..." Dolph: "... and an extra pair of brass knuckles."
Homer Simpson	Thinks He's on The Price Is Right	"Ooh! What do I get if I guess right? A barbecue set? An all-expenses-paid trip to Nova Scotia? A giant porcelain dog?"
Martin Prince	Local Crackpot	"He's hiding an alien life form that controls his every move! I have proof! We're all in danger! Why won't you believe me?"
Corky James Jones, Sr.	Subject in Question	"I ain't sayin' nothin'! Now scram before I pound you!"

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