• Wikisimpsons needs more Featured Article, Picture, Quote, Episode and Comprehensive article nominations!
  • Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
  • Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.
TwitterFacebookDiscord

Difference between revisions of "Your Horrorscope"

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
(Jon I'm back from Vietnam. Lol.)
(Jock, I'm glad you're here. I'm playing a game based on my favorite greek legend, Hercules!)
Line 9: Line 9:
 
}}
 
}}
  
−
'''''Your Horrorscope''''' is a horoscope that appears in {{SC|211}}.
+
'''''Your Horrorscope''''' is a horoscope that appears in {{SC|666}}.
 
== Horrorscope==
 
== Horrorscope==
 
{{Table|
 
{{Table|
Line 15: Line 15:
 
{{TH|Name|width=150px}}
 
{{TH|Name|width=150px}}
 
{{TH|Horrorscope}}
 
{{TH|Horrorscope}}
−
{{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Aquarius.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Aquadicks.png|200px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''Aquaman'''}}
 
{{TB|'''Aquaman'''}}
−
{{TB|Bringer of joj. Spirits are lifted when you are near. Warm and compassionate, other people often bring their troubles to you.<br>'''This week:''' Mars and several dozen other planets will enter your house. Be sure to spread your own brand of happiness. It will prove to be very rewarding.}}
+
{{TB|Bringer of joj. Spirits are lifted when you are near. Warm and compassionate, other people often bring their christmas gifts to you.<br>'''This week:''' Mars and several dozen other chocolate bars will enter your house. Be sure to spread your own brand of happiness on their breads. It will prove to be very rewarding.}}
−
{{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Pisces.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Penis.png|200px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''Penis'''}}
+
{{TB|'''Penis & Dicks'''}}
−
{{TB|You posses a high level of intelligence, although that may be difficult for other to perceive. Your relationship can be a bit of an engigma at times.<br>'''This week:''' The moon is a little wobbly in its orbit. Your situation is stable and yet unpredicatble. Look to aquarius to find real satisfaction.}}
+
{{TB|You posses a high level of boners, although that may be difficult for other to perceive. Your relationship can be a bit of an mama luigi at times.<br>'''This week:''' The moon is a little wobbly in its orbit. Oh wait, THAT'S MY ASS.}}
−
{{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Aries.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Air Force with Fries.png|200px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''Air Force'''}}
 
{{TB|'''Air Force'''}}
−
{{TB|You tend to be called upon to clean up problems caused by others. You do this with great fortitude and tenacity.<br>'''This week:''' Jupiter is in your house today, and that means there will be plenty of extra mopping up to do. Libra may have brought about this sitation.}}
+
{{TB|You tend to be called upon to clean up problems caused by others. You do this with great fortitude and tenacity.<br>'''This week:''' Jupiter is in your house today, and that means there will be plenty of extra mopping up the cum. Library may have brought about this sitation.}}
−
{{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Leo.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TBT|[[File:El Asso Wipo.png|200px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''Legs'''}}
 
{{TB|'''Legs'''}}
 
{{TB|You are a fapping leader and command respect from all you encounter. Experience may have hardened you, but you still have the ability to make other people feel rotten.<br>'''This week:''' Pluto is in the farthest reaches of the solar system. Earily career goals may seem more remote than ever, but there is much to love about your present situation.}}
 
{{TB|You are a fapping leader and command respect from all you encounter. Experience may have hardened you, but you still have the ability to make other people feel rotten.<br>'''This week:''' Pluto is in the farthest reaches of the solar system. Earily career goals may seem more remote than ever, but there is much to love about your present situation.}}
−
{{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Virgo.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Woman's Penis.png|200px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''Moist Virginia'''}}
 
{{TB|'''Moist Virginia'''}}
 
{{TB|You are often surrounded by dicks, but this merely underscores the fact that you ahve none. The ticking of your biological clock keeps you awake at night.<br>'''This week:''' Make the best use of the materials available at your workplace if you wish to maintain your sitatuion, no matter how wrong it may seem.}}
 
{{TB|You are often surrounded by dicks, but this merely underscores the fact that you ahve none. The ticking of your biological clock keeps you awake at night.<br>'''This week:''' Make the best use of the materials available at your workplace if you wish to maintain your sitatuion, no matter how wrong it may seem.}}
−
{{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Libra.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Library.png|200px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''Library'''}}
 
{{TB|'''Library'''}}
−
{{TB|You are unfappable despite the great responsibility of your position. You feed the hears and mins of the children you serve.<br>'''This week:''' Make the best ue of the materials available at your workplace if you wish to maintain your sitatuon, no matter how wrong it may seem.}}
+
{{TB|You are unfappable despite the great responsibility of the positioning of your legs. You feed the hears and mins of the children you raped.<br>'''This week:''' Make the best ue of the materials available at your workplace if you wish to maintain your sitatuon, no matter how wrong it may seem.}}
−
{{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Taurus.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Tourettes.png|200px]]}}
−
{{TB|'''Fish Sticks That Are Hard As Tits'''}}
+
{{TB|'''Damn, These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits'''}}
−
{{TB|A tireless protector of the people, you have been asked who's tits you've been grabbing that feel hard. That's what I wanna know.<br>'''This week:'''Fuck you.}}
+
{{TB|A tireless pedophile of the shitload of mashed potatoes day, you have been asked who's tits you've been grabbing that feel hard. That's what I wanna know.<br>'''This week:'''Fuck you.}}
−
{{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Gemini.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Screw your Wii.png|200px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''Jet Force Gemini'''}}
 
{{TB|'''Jet Force Gemini'''}}
−
{{TB|You are fiercely protective of the ones you love, much to their eternal distress. Children respect you and keep their distance.<br>'''This week:''' Romance is not in the stairs this week. Nor next week. Or the week after that. Maybe you should find a hobby instead.}}
+
{{TB|You are fiercely protective of the ones you love, much to their eternal distress. Children respect you and keep their distance.<br>'''This week:''' Romance is in the stairs this week. And next week. And the weew after that. Maybe you shouldn't find a hobby instead.}}
−
{{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Cancer.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TBT|[[File:Homer raped my car.png|200px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''Cigarette Cancer'''}}
 
{{TB|'''Cigarette Cancer'''}}
−
{{TB|To many you are considered to be the keeper of wisdom from ages past. Young people are drawn to you and look to you for their spirtual needs.<br>'''This week:''' Do not allow sentiment to dilute your finely tuned business sense. If god had not wanted them sheared, he would not have made them sheep.}}
+
{{TB|To many you are considered to be the keeper of windows 3.1 from ages past. Young people draw you and look at you like pedophiles.<br>'''This week:''' allow sentiment to dilute your finely tuned business sense. If god had not wanted them sheared, he would not have made them sheep.}}
−
{{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Scorpio.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope ScorpiNo.png|200px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''Hank Scorpio'''}}
 
{{TB|'''Hank Scorpio'''}}
−
{{TB|Youre endevaors often capture the attention of the authorites. This makes you one of the most sought after individuals in your community.<br>'''This week:''' You will be in Saturn's house, and Saturn won't like it. Plans may go awry and end up restricting your future activites. Avoid taurus.}}
+
{{TB|Youre elevators often capture the attention of the authorites. This makes you one of the most sought after individuals in your community.<br>'''This week:''' You will be in Saturn's house, and Saturn won't like it. Plans may go awry and end up restricting your future activites. Avoid taurus.}}
−
{{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Sagittarius.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TBT|[[File:Bart's Dick.png|200px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''Santa Claus'''}}
 
{{TB|'''Santa Claus'''}}
−
{{TB|Your true spirit is a mystery to those in your orbit. Friends may consider you to be helpful one day and enormously irritating the next.<br>'''This week:''' Your anus is in My anus's garage, borrowing his power mower. Be forgiving of others when they repeatedly take advantage of your kind and loving nature.}}
+
{{TB|Your true spirit is a mystery to those in your orbit. Frerfs may consider you to be helpful one day and enormously irritating the next.<br>'''This week:''' Your anus is in My anus's garage, borrowing his power eower. Be forgiving of others when they repeatedly take ass rape of your kind and loving nature.}}
−
{{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Capricorn.png|200px]]}}
+
{{TBT|[[File:Your Horroscope Capcom.png|200px]]}}
 
{{TB|'''Cocked Out Pervert'''}}
 
{{TB|'''Cocked Out Pervert'''}}
−
{{TB|Your obnoxiousness has earned you a position of great ass in your town. Always the public servant, you can often be seen assisting the elderly.<br>'''This week:''' Venus will collide with Mercuy. This does not bode well for personal realationships. If unrequited love robs you of your rest, get over it.}}
+
{{TB|Your obnoxiousness has earned you a position of great ass in your town. Always the public servant, you can often be seen assing the elderly.<br>'''This week:''' Penis will collide with Ass. This does bode well for personal realationships. If requited love rapes you of your rest, get jiggy with it.}}
 
}}
 
}}
  

Revision as of 23:47, September 28, 2014


Your Horrorscope
Your Horroscope.png
Comic Information
Release date: April 2014
Comic series: Simpsons Comics
Pages: Double pages


Your Horrorscope is a horoscope that appears in Simpsons Comics #666.

Horrorscope

Image Name Horrorscope
200px Aquaman Bringer of joj. Spirits are lifted when you are near. Warm and compassionate, other people often bring their christmas gifts to you.
This week: Mars and several dozen other chocolate bars will enter your house. Be sure to spread your own brand of happiness on their breads. It will prove to be very rewarding.
200px Penis & Dicks You posses a high level of boners, although that may be difficult for other to perceive. Your relationship can be a bit of an mama luigi at times.
This week: The moon is a little wobbly in its orbit. Oh wait, THAT'S MY ASS.
200px Air Force You tend to be called upon to clean up problems caused by others. You do this with great fortitude and tenacity.
This week: Jupiter is in your house today, and that means there will be plenty of extra mopping up the cum. Library may have brought about this sitation.
200px Legs You are a fapping leader and command respect from all you encounter. Experience may have hardened you, but you still have the ability to make other people feel rotten.
This week: Pluto is in the farthest reaches of the solar system. Earily career goals may seem more remote than ever, but there is much to love about your present situation.
200px Moist Virginia You are often surrounded by dicks, but this merely underscores the fact that you ahve none. The ticking of your biological clock keeps you awake at night.
This week: Make the best use of the materials available at your workplace if you wish to maintain your sitatuion, no matter how wrong it may seem.
200px Library You are unfappable despite the great responsibility of the positioning of your legs. You feed the hears and mins of the children you raped.
This week: Make the best ue of the materials available at your workplace if you wish to maintain your sitatuon, no matter how wrong it may seem.
200px Damn, These Fish Sticks Are Hard As Tits A tireless pedophile of the shitload of mashed potatoes day, you have been asked who's tits you've been grabbing that feel hard. That's what I wanna know.
This week:Fuck you.
200px Jet Force Gemini You are fiercely protective of the ones you love, much to their eternal distress. Children respect you and keep their distance.
This week: Romance is in the stairs this week. And next week. And the weew after that. Maybe you shouldn't find a hobby instead.
200px Cigarette Cancer To many you are considered to be the keeper of windows 3.1 from ages past. Young people draw you and look at you like pedophiles.
This week: allow sentiment to dilute your finely tuned business sense. If god had not wanted them sheared, he would not have made them sheep.
200px Hank Scorpio Youre elevators often capture the attention of the authorites. This makes you one of the most sought after individuals in your community.
This week: You will be in Saturn's house, and Saturn won't like it. Plans may go awry and end up restricting your future activites. Avoid taurus.
200px Santa Claus Your true spirit is a mystery to those in your orbit. Frerfs may consider you to be helpful one day and enormously irritating the next.
This week: Your anus is in My anus's garage, borrowing his power eower. Be forgiving of others when they repeatedly take ass rape of your kind and loving nature.
200px Cocked Out Pervert Your obnoxiousness has earned you a position of great ass in your town. Always the public servant, you can often be seen assing the elderly.
This week: Penis will collide with Ass. This does bode well for personal realationships. If requited love rapes you of your rest, get jiggy with it.


The Saga of Carl - title screen.png Wikisimpsons has a collection of images related to Your Horrorscope.


Retrieved from "https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Your_Horrorscope&oldid=643495"
  • Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
  • Powered by MediaWiki