Difference between revisions of "I'm with Cupid/Quotes"

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Captain McCallister: (To Apu) "Thanks for delivering these copies of Jugs. They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality...for about ten minutes!"

Bart: "And thank you God for the bad things adults do, which help distract people from what I'm doing."

Homer: "Hey! You with the scarf! Stop skywriting!"

Skywriter: "I have to deliver a message. It's the skywriters' code!"

Homer: "I am so sick of that damn code!"

Homer: "Mr. John, I'm your biggest fan. I tape-recorded all your songs off the radio."

Elton: "Oh, that's very sweet. Have a Grammy." (produces one from nowhere)

Homer: "Uh … "(throws it in a garbage can)

Ned: "Aw, gee, the man's just trying to show his wife he cares for her. How can we sabotage his labor of love?"

Homer:" I dunno. Gasoline, acid, I got some stuff in the trunk."

Homer: "This Valentine's crap has gone too far!"

Male Crowd: "Yeah"

Skinner: "Eh, Edna won't even let me clap her erasers."

Sideshow Mel: "My Barbara will no longer pleasure me with the French arts!"

Moe: "The gal I'm stalking had me bumped back to two hundred feet."

Lenny: "Aw, Moe. That's too far"

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