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| − | | | + | {{TableHeader|Name}} |
| − | | | + | {{TableHeader|Pun}} |
| − | + | {{TableHeader|Notes}} | |
| − | + | {{TableBodyTop|Amanda Hugginkiss}} | |
| − | |Amanda Hugginkiss | + | {{TableBody|A man to hug and kiss.<ref name="[[New Kid on the Block]]">"[[New Kid on the Block]]"</ref>}} |
| − | |A man to hug and kiss.<ref name="[[New Kid on the Block]]">"[[New Kid on the Block]]"</ref> | + | {{TableBody|Bart played the prank in order to ruin [[Jimbo Jones]]'s date with [[Laura Powers]]. When Moe realized it was a prank and demanded to know who was calling, Bart told him Jimbo's name and the address where he and Laura were having their date. Moe ran to the house and burst in brandishing a knife, effectively ending the date.}} |
| − | | | + | {{TableBodyTop|Ivana Tinkle}} |
| − | Bart played the prank in order to ruin [[Jimbo Jones]]'s date with [[Laura Powers]]. When Moe realized it was a prank and demanded to know who was calling, Bart told him Jimbo's name and the address where he and Laura were having their date. Moe ran to the house and burst in brandishing a knife, effectively ending the date. | + | {{TableBody|I wanna tinkle.<ref name="[[New Kid on the Block]]">"[[New Kid on the Block]]"</ref>}} |
| − | + | {{TableBody|Laura Powers actually made this prank call, with help from Bart.}} | |
| − | |Ivana Tinkle | + | {{TableBodyTop|[[Hugh Jass]]}} |
| − | |I wanna tinkle.<ref name="[[New Kid on the Block]]">"[[New Kid on the Block]]"</ref> | + | {{TableBody|Huge ass.<ref name="[[Flaming Moe's]]">"[[Flaming Moe's]]"</ref>}} |
| − | |Laura Powers actually made this prank call, with help from Bart. | + | {{TableBody|Backfired, because there really was a person in the bar named Hugh Jass.}} |
| − | + | {{TableBodyTop|Anita Bath}} | |
| − | |[[Hugh Jass]] | + | {{TableBody|I need a bath.<ref name="[[The PTA Disbands]]">"[[The PTA Disbands]]"</ref>}} |
| − | |Huge ass.<ref name="[[Flaming Moe's]]">"[[Flaming Moe's]]"</ref> | + | {{TableBody|Roll-call prank. [[Moe]] was substitute-teaching in Bart's class. Bart added the prank names to the list of students in the class, and when Moe called the roll, the effect was the same as when he calls out the names in the bar.}} |
| − | |Backfired, because there really was a person in the bar named Hugh Jass. | + | {{TableBodyTop|Maya Buttreeks}} |
| − | + | {{TableBody|My butt reeks.<ref name="[[The PTA Disbands]]">"[[The PTA Disbands]]"</ref>}} | |
| − | |Anita Bath | + | {{TableBody|Another roll-call prank, as above.}} |
| − | |I need a bath.<ref name="[[The PTA Disbands]]">"[[The PTA Disbands]]"</ref> | + | {{TableBodyTop|I.P. Freely}} |
| − | |Roll-call prank. [[Moe]] was substitute-teaching in Bart's class. Bart added the prank names to the list of students in the class, and when Moe called the roll, the effect was the same as when he calls out the names in the bar. | + | {{TableBody|I pee freely.<ref name="[[Homer's Odyssey]]">"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"</ref>}} |
| − | + | {{TableBody|This prank was later reused by drunken fraternity boys in a prank call to [[Kent Brockman]] about a fight in [[Springfield]] involving a giant lizard. Brockman didn't realize he'd been had until he said the caller's name on the air.<ref name="[[Brother from the Same Planet]]">"[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"</ref>}} | |
| − | |Maya Buttreeks | + | {{TableBodyTop|Jacques Strap}} |
| − | |My butt reeks.<ref name="[[The PTA Disbands]]">"[[The PTA Disbands]]"</ref> | + | {{TableBody|Jockstrap.<ref name="[[Moaning Lisa]]">"[[Moaning Lisa]]"</ref>}} |
| − | |Another roll-call prank, as above. | + | {{TableBody|}} |
| − | + | {{TableBodyTop|Al Coholic}} | |
| − | |I.P. Freely | + | {{TableBody|Alcoholic.<ref name="[[Some Enchanted Evening]]">"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"</ref>}} |
| − | |I pee freely.<ref name="[[Homer's Odyssey]]">"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"</ref> | + | {{TableBody|The show's first prank call.}} |
| − | |This prank was later reused by drunken fraternity boys in a prank call to [[Kent Brockman]] about a fight in [[Springfield]] involving a giant lizard. Brockman didn't realize he'd been had until he said the caller's name on the air.<ref name="[[Brother from the Same Planet]]">"[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"</ref> | + | {{TableBodyTop|Oliver Klozoff}} |
| − | + | {{TableBody|All of her clothes off.<ref name="[[Some Enchanted Evening]]">"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"</ref>}} | |
| − | |Jacques Strap | + | {{TableBody|}} |
| − | |Jockstrap.<ref name="[[Moaning Lisa]]">"[[Moaning Lisa]]"</ref> | + | {{TableBodyTop|Seymour Butz}} |
| − | | | + | {{TableBody|See more butts.<ref name="[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]">"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"</ref>}} |
| − | + | {{TableBody|}} | |
| − | |Al Coholic | + | {{TableBodyTop|Homer Sexual}} |
| − | |Alcoholic.<ref name="[[Some Enchanted Evening]]">"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"</ref> | + | {{TableBody|Homosexual.<ref name="[[Principal Charming]]">"[[Principal Charming]]"</ref>}} |
| − | |The show's first prank call. | + | {{TableBody|Bart played this prank when he was in Principal Skinner's office and was supposed to call [[Homer]]. When Homer misunderstood the situation, he suspected that Skinner was gay.}} |
| − | + | {{TableBodyTop|Mike Rotch}} | |
| − | |Oliver Klozoff | + | {{TableBody|My crotch.<ref name="[[Blood Feud]]">"[[Blood Feud]]"</ref>}} |
| − | |All of her clothes off.<ref name="[[Some Enchanted Evening]]">"[[Some Enchanted Evening]]"</ref> | + | {{TableBody|The only prank call to be cut when the episode was edited to air in syndication, though was not cut when the clip was used in "[[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]".}} |
| − | | | + | {{TableBodyTop|Bea O'Problem}} |
| − | + | {{TableBody|B. O. problem.<ref name="[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]">"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"</ref>}} | |
| − | |Seymour Butz | + | {{TableBody|In this context, "B.O." is short for "body odor".}} |
| − | |See more butts.<ref name="[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]">"[[One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish]]"</ref> | + | {{TableBodyTop|Haywood U. Cuddleme}} |
| − | | | + | {{TableBody|Hey, would you cuddle me?<ref name="[[Helter Shelter]]">"[[Helter Shelter]]"</ref>}} |
| − | | | + | {{TableBody|The Simpsons were in [[The 1895 Challenge|a reality TV show]] where they were living with 19th-century technology, so Bart played the prank via telegraph (sending it in Morse code).}} |
| − | + | {{TableBodyTop|N/A}} | |
| − | |Homosexual.<ref name="[[Principal Charming]]">"[[Principal Charming]]"</ref> | + | {{TableBody|I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.<ref name="[[Treehouse of Horror II]]">"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"</ref>}} |
| − | |Bart played this prank when he was in Principal Skinner's office and was supposed to call [[Homer]]. When Homer misunderstood the situation, he suspected that Skinner was gay. | + | {{TableBody|The prank took place when Bart had vast mind powers and could make everyone do whatever he wanted -- including, in Moe's case, going along with a blindingly obvious prank call.}} |
| − | + | {{TableBodyTop|Eura Snotball}} | |
| − | |Mike Rotch | + | {{TableBody|You're a snotball.<ref name="[[Bart on the Road]]">"[[Bart on the Road]]"</ref>}} |
| − | |My crotch.<ref name="[[Blood Feud]]">"[[Blood Feud]]"</ref> | + | {{TableBody|Homer actually attempted this prank, but it backfired when Moe repeated the name while he was still on the phone.}} |
| − | |The only prank call to be cut when the episode was edited to air in syndication, though was not cut when the clip was used in [[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]. | + | {{TableBodyTop|Ollie Tabooger}} |
| − | + | {{TableBody|I'll eat a booger.<ref name="[[Homer the Moe]]">"[[Homer the Moe]]"</ref>}} | |
| − | |Bea O'Problem | + | {{TableBody|Moe was away and Homer was tending the bar. Bart tried to prank Homer with this call. It backfired, however, when Homer immediately recognized the call as a prank and didn't understand what he was supposed to do.}} |
| − | |B. O. problem.<ref name="[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]">"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"</ref> | + | {{TableBodyTop|Ahmed Adoudi}} |
| − | |In this context, "B.O." is short for "body odor". | + | {{TableBody|I made a doodie.<ref name="[[24 Minutes]]">"[[24 Minutes]]"</ref>}} |
| − | + | {{TableBody|[[Jack Bauer]] was the victim of this prank.}} | |
| − | |Haywood U. Cuddleme | + | {{TableBodyTop|Maya Normousbutt}} |
| − | |Hey, would you cuddle me?<ref name="[[Helter Shelter]]">"[[Helter Shelter]]"</ref> | + | {{TableBody|My enormous butt.<ref name="[[Lost Verizon]]">"[[Lost Verizon]]"</ref>}} |
| − | |The Simpsons were in [[The 1895 Challenge|a reality TV show]] where they were living with 19th-century technology, so Bart played the prank via telegraph (sending it in Morse code). | + | {{TableBody|Bart played this prank while calling Hawaii on a stolen cell phone.}} |
| − | + | {{TableBodyTop|Drew P. Wiener}} | |
| − | | N/A | + | {{TableBody|Droopy wiener.<ref name="[[Lost Verizon]]">"[[Lost Verizon]]"</ref>}} |
| − | |I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.<ref name="[[Treehouse of Horror II]]">"[[Treehouse of Horror II]]"</ref> | + | {{TableBody|Bart played this prank while calling [[Australia]] on a stolen cell phone.}} |
| − | | The prank took place | + | {{TableBodyTop|Olav Myfriendsaregay}} |
| − | + | {{TableBody|All of my friends are gay.<ref name="[[Lost Verizon]]">"[[Lost Verizon]]"</ref>}} | |
| − | |Eura Snotball | + | {{TableBody|Bart played this prank while calling [[Sweden]] on a stolen cell phone.}} |
| − | |You're a snotball.<ref name="[[Bart on the Road]]">"[[Bart on the Road]]"</ref> | + | {{TableBodyTop|[[Yuri Nator]]}} |
| − | |Homer actually attempted this prank, but it backfired when Moe repeated the name while he was still on the phone. | + | {{TableBody|Urinator.<ref name="[[Donnie Fatso]]">"[[Donnie Fatso]]"</ref>}} |
| − | + | {{TableBody|Not actually a prank call. [[Fat Tony]] was looking for his Russian associate Yuri and called Moe's to see if Yuri was in the bar. Then, to his bewilderment, Tony said, Moe started "lecturing me like I was some ten-year-old punk."}} | |
| − | |Ollie Tabooger | + | {{TableBodyTop|I.M.A. Wiener}} |
| − | |I'll eat a booger.<ref name="[[Homer the Moe]]">"[[Homer the Moe]]"</ref> | + | {{TableBody|I am a Wiener.<ref name="[[Love is a Many Strangled Thing]]">"[[Love is a Many Strangled Thing]]"</ref>}} |
| − | |Moe was away and Homer was tending the bar. Bart tried to prank Homer with this call. It backfired, however, when Homer immediately recognized the call as a prank and didn't understand what he was supposed to do. | + | {{TableBody|Bart texted the prank to Moe via cell phone. In Moe's attempt to text an angry response, he accidentally donated $20 to [[Haiti]].}} |
| − | + | }} | |
| − | |Ahmed Adoudi | ||
| − | |I made a doodie.<ref name="[[24 Minutes]]">"[[24 Minutes]]"</ref> | ||
| − | |[[Jack Bauer]] was the victim of this prank. | ||
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| − | |Maya Normousbutt | ||
| − | |My enormous butt.<ref name="[[Lost Verizon]]">"[[Lost Verizon]]"</ref> | ||
| − | |Bart played this prank while calling Hawaii on a stolen cell phone. | ||
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| − | |Drew P. Wiener | ||
| − | |Droopy wiener.<ref name="[[Lost Verizon]]">"[[Lost Verizon]]"</ref> | ||
| − | |Bart played this prank while calling [[Australia]] on a stolen cell phone. | ||
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| − | |Olav Myfriendsaregay | ||
| − | |All of my friends are gay.<ref name="[[Lost Verizon]]">"[[Lost Verizon]]"</ref> | ||
| − | |Bart played this prank while calling [[Sweden]] on a stolen cell phone. | ||
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| − | |[[Yuri Nator]] | ||
| − | |Urinator.<ref name="[[Donnie Fatso]]">"[[Donnie Fatso]]"</ref> | ||
| − | |Not actually a prank call. [[Fat Tony]] was looking for his Russian associate Yuri and called Moe's to see if Yuri was in the bar. Then, to his bewilderment, Tony said, Moe started "lecturing me like I was | ||
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| − | |I.M.A. Wiener | ||
| − | |I am a Wiener.<ref name="[[Love is a Many Strangled Thing]]">"[[Love is a Many Strangled Thing]]"</ref> | ||
| − | |Bart texted the prank to Moe via cell phone. In Moe's attempt to text an angry response, he accidentally donated $20 to Haiti. | ||
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== Aftermath == | == Aftermath == | ||
Revision as of 12:07, January 7, 2012
File:PhonePrankInProgress.jpg
One of Bart's prank calls in progress.
Moe is the frequent target of Bart's prank phone calls. Usually Bart calls Moe's Tavern and asks for an individual by his or her name. Unbeknownst to Moe, the name is a pun or double entendre, which Bart hides by saying the last name first when he tells Moe who he's calling for. The joke is revealed when Moe calls the person's name aloud, saying their first name (or initials) first, and the last name last.
Sometimes Bart plays the pranks by methods other than over the phone, but the general idea is the same.
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When Moe realizes that it's actually a prank, he gets mad and gives the caller threats like:
- "It's you, isn't it, you cowardly little runt. When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood!"
- "I'll shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!"
- "Listen to me, you, when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and shove 'em down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap out of you, okay, then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat!"
- "When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!"
- "Listen to me, you little scum sucking pus bucket, when I get my hands on you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes with a cork screw!"
- "You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll stick my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off!"
- "I'm gonna chop you into little pieces and make you into a Rubik's Cube which I will never solve!"[18]
On one occasion, Bart played a phone prank from his house, and right after Moe realized the call was a prank, Marge happened to pick up the phone and got an earful of Moe's threat. Bewildered by the harsh language that came over the phone as soon as she picked up the handset, Marge concluded that it must have been a crossed line.[7]
Homer attempted to phone-prank Moe and it backfired, due to Moe repeating the name ("Eura Snotball") back to Homer. Homer, in typical fashion, interpreted it as an insult and threatened Moe: "If I find out who this is, I'll stick an American flag up your butt, and mail you to Iran."[14]
Another time when Bart had just finished a prank call, Marge told him to go to Moe's and pick up Homer. Moe didn't recognize Bart as the phone prankster, but he did think that Bart's voice sounded familiar.[11]
