Difference between revisions of "Hungry, Hungry Homer/Quotes"
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| − | :'''[[Lenny]]''': The team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap heartless Duff corporation. Hey [[Moe]], give us a Duff! Ah yeah, sweet Duff. | + | :'''[[Lenny]]''': "The team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap heartless Duff corporation. Hey [[Moe]], give us a Duff! Ah yeah, sweet Duff." |
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| − | :'''[[Homer]]''': Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight City Hall… aka, Blocko Land. So don't even try! | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': "Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight City Hall… aka, Blocko Land. So don't even try!" |
| − | :'''[[Marge]]''': What kind of a thing is that to tell your children? | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': "What kind of a thing is that to tell your children?" |
| − | :'''Homer''': It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday and then again as they were going to sleep. | + | :'''Homer''': "It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday and then again as they were going to sleep." |
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| − | :'''Homer''': Is this the executive office of the ball club. | + | :'''Homer''': "Is this the executive office of the ball club." |
| − | :'''Caretaker''': Nope, this is the equipment shed. | + | :'''Caretaker''': "Nope, this is the equipment shed." |
| − | :'''Homer''': Is that it? | + | :'''Homer''': "Is that it?" |
| − | :'''Caretaker''': That's where we keep the water heater. | + | :'''Caretaker''': "That's where we keep the water heater." |
| − | :'''Homer''': Is… | + | :'''Homer''': "Is…" |
| − | :'''Caretaker''': That's a tractor. | + | :'''Caretaker''': "That's a tractor." |
| − | :'''Homer''': I see. | + | :'''Homer''': "I see." |
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| − | :'''Homer''': Kids, how would you like to go to Blockoland? | + | :'''Homer''': "Kids, how would you like to go to Blockoland?" |
| − | :'''[[Bart]] and [[Lisa]]''': Meh. | + | :'''[[Bart]] and [[Lisa]]''': "Meh." |
| − | :'''Homer''': But the TV gave me the impression that-- | + | :'''Homer''': "But the TV gave me the impression that--" |
| − | :'''Bart''': We said, "Meh." | + | :'''Bart''': "We said, "Meh."" |
| − | :'''Lisa''': M-E-H. Meh. | + | :'''Lisa''': "M-E-H. Meh." |
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| − | :'''Homer''': I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie, or just finished lying. But not when I am telling the truth! | + | :'''Homer''': "I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie, or just finished lying. But not when I am telling the truth!" |
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| − | :'''Homer''': Got a problem, Bart? | + | :'''Homer''': "Got a problem, Bart?" |
| − | :'''Bart''': The girl at school won't go to the dance with me. | + | :'''Bart''': "The girl at school won't go to the dance with me." |
| − | :'''Lisa''': (childish singing) Bart's got a girlfriend! | + | :'''Lisa''': ''(childish singing)'' "Bart's got a girlfriend!" |
| − | :'''Bart''': No I don't, that's the problem. | + | :'''Bart''': "No I don't, that's the problem." |
| − | :'''Lisa''': (childish singing) Bart's got a problem! | + | :'''Lisa''': ''(childish singing)'' "Bart's got a problem!" |
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| − | :'''Homer''': So I gave the guy directions, even though I didn't know the way. Because that's the kind of guy I am this week. | + | :'''Homer''': "So I gave the guy directions, even though I didn't know the way. Because that's the kind of guy I am this week." |
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Revision as of 07:31, August 27, 2010
- Lenny: "The team's been terrible since they got bought by the cheap heartless Duff corporation. Hey Moe, give us a Duff! Ah yeah, sweet Duff."
- Homer: "Welcome to real life Lisa, you can't fight City Hall… aka, Blocko Land. So don't even try!"
- Marge: "What kind of a thing is that to tell your children?"
- Homer: "It's what I always tell them. I told them that twice yesterday and then again as they were going to sleep."
- Homer: "Is this the executive office of the ball club."
- Caretaker: "Nope, this is the equipment shed."
- Homer: "Is that it?"
- Caretaker: "That's where we keep the water heater."
- Homer: "Is…"
- Caretaker: "That's a tractor."
- Homer: "I see."
- Homer: "Kids, how would you like to go to Blockoland?"
- Bart and Lisa: "Meh."
- Homer: "But the TV gave me the impression that--"
- Bart: "We said, "Meh.""
- Lisa: "M-E-H. Meh."
- Homer: "I don't mind being called a liar when I am lying, when I am about to lie, or just finished lying. But not when I am telling the truth!"
- Homer: "Got a problem, Bart?"
- Bart: "The girl at school won't go to the dance with me."
- Lisa: (childish singing) "Bart's got a girlfriend!"
- Bart: "No I don't, that's the problem."
- Lisa: (childish singing) "Bart's got a problem!"
- Homer: "So I gave the guy directions, even though I didn't know the way. Because that's the kind of guy I am this week."
