Difference between revisions of "The Last Temptation of Krust/Quotes"
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:'''Krusty''': So this afternoon two suits come up to me and ask me to endorse a new sports utility vehicle. | :'''Krusty''': So this afternoon two suits come up to me and ask me to endorse a new sports utility vehicle. | ||
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| − | :'''Homer''': Don't you hate pants? | + | :'''Homer''': ''[shouting]'' Don't you hate pants? |
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:'''Agnes''': Oh you’re burning it all wrong Seymour. | :'''Agnes''': Oh you’re burning it all wrong Seymour. | ||
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:'''Bart''': I don't get it, Krusty. You said you would never be a shill again! | :'''Bart''': I don't get it, Krusty. You said you would never be a shill again! | ||
| − | :'''Krusty''': Me, I learned something about myself today. It ain't comedy that's in my blood. It's selling out. | + | :'''Krusty''': Me, I learned something about myself today. It ain't comedy that's in my blood. It's selling out. |
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:'''Homer''': Heh heh heh, from now on, I'm gonna be just like Krusty and tell it like it is. Marge, you're getting a little fat around the old thighs! | :'''Homer''': Heh heh heh, from now on, I'm gonna be just like Krusty and tell it like it is. Marge, you're getting a little fat around the old thighs! | ||
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:'''Homer''': You too, Bart! | :'''Homer''': You too, Bart! | ||
:'''Marge''': Oh, knock it off, Homer; you're the fattest one in the car! | :'''Marge''': Oh, knock it off, Homer; you're the fattest one in the car! | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': | + | :'''Homer''': ''[shocked]'' You didn't have to tell it like it is, Marge! |
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| − | :'''Exec 1''': | + | :'''Exec 1''': Wow... they're hanging on his every word! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? |
| − | :'''Exec 2''': I hope | + | :'''Exec 2''': I hope so... ''[puts his hand on his colleague's]'' |
:'''Exec 1''': I thought I made myself clear in Boston. | :'''Exec 1''': I thought I made myself clear in Boston. | ||
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| − | + | :''[Marge and Homer enter Moe's]'' | |
:'''Marge''': Four drink minimum? | :'''Marge''': Four drink minimum? | ||
:'''Homer''': I'll cover ya, honey. | :'''Homer''': I'll cover ya, honey. | ||
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| − | :'''Krusty''': Last night's comedy benefit delivered wall-to-wall laughs without | + | :'''Krusty''': Last night's comedy benefit delivered wall-to-wall laughs without exception... Phew! The only exception was the dated humor of Springfield's green haired, red-nosed hack... ''[turns pages]'' Yeah yeah yeah... Krusty the Clown! Ohhhhh... |
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:'''Guy''': Five minutes, Krusty. | :'''Guy''': Five minutes, Krusty. | ||
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- Krusty: So this afternoon two suits come up to me and ask me to endorse a new sports utility vehicle.
- [Crowd gasps]
- Homer: [shouting] Don't you hate pants?
- Agnes: Oh you’re burning it all wrong Seymour.
- Principle Skinner: It's my allowance mother; I'll burn it however I want.
- Bart: I don't get it, Krusty. You said you would never be a shill again!
- Krusty: Me, I learned something about myself today. It ain't comedy that's in my blood. It's selling out.
- Homer: Heh heh heh, from now on, I'm gonna be just like Krusty and tell it like it is. Marge, you're getting a little fat around the old thighs!
- Bart: Dad!
- Homer: You too, Bart!
- Marge: Oh, knock it off, Homer; you're the fattest one in the car!
- Homer: [shocked] You didn't have to tell it like it is, Marge!
- Exec 1: Wow... they're hanging on his every word! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Exec 2: I hope so... [puts his hand on his colleague's]
- Exec 1: I thought I made myself clear in Boston.
- [Marge and Homer enter Moe's]
- Marge: Four drink minimum?
- Homer: I'll cover ya, honey.
- Krusty: Last night's comedy benefit delivered wall-to-wall laughs without exception... Phew! The only exception was the dated humor of Springfield's green haired, red-nosed hack... [turns pages] Yeah yeah yeah... Krusty the Clown! Ohhhhh...
- Guy: Five minutes, Krusty.
- Krusty: Oh, I ain't going back out there.
- Guy: No, five minutes to get your stuff and get out!
