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:(''Homer totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss'') | :(''Homer totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss'') | ||
| − | :'''Adjuster''': Just one more question before I approve the case. This place you were at, Moe's, is this a business of some sort? | + | :'''Adjuster''': "Just one more question before I approve the case. This place you were at, Moe's, is this a business of some sort?" |
| − | :'''Homer's Brain''': Don't tell him you were at a bar. (''gasps'') But what else is open at night? | + | :'''Homer's Brain''': "Don't tell him you were at a bar. (''gasps'') But what else is open at night?" |
| − | :'''[[Homer]]''': It is a pornography store. I was buying pornography. | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': "It is a pornography store. I was buying pornography." |
| − | :'''Homer's Brain''': Heh heh. I would have never thought of that. | + | :'''Homer's Brain''': "Heh heh. I would have never thought of that." |
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | |
| − | :''Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blond model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car'' | + | <hr width=50%/>:''(Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blond model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car)'' |
| − | :'''Homer''': Do you come with the car? | + | :'''Homer''': "Do you come with the car?" |
| − | :'''Model''': Te-he-he-he! You! | + | :'''Model''': "Te-he-he-he! You!" |
| − | :''Homer goes to look at other cars, another man looks at car'' | + | :''(Homer goes to look at other cars, another man looks at car)'' |
| − | :'''Man''': Do you come with the car? | + | :'''Man''': "Do you come with the car?" |
| − | :'''Model''': Te-he-he-he! You! | + | :'''Model''':" Te-he-he-he! You!" |
| − | <hr width=50%/> | + | |
| − | :'''Homer''': Adam West! Hey, kids! Batman!! | + | <hr width=50%/>:'''Homer''': "Adam West! Hey, kids! Batman!!" |
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Dad, that’s not the real Batman. | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''': "Dad, that’s not the real Batman." |
| − | :'''[[Adam West]]''': Of course I’m Batman. See, here’s a picture of me with Robin. | + | :'''[[Adam West]]''': "Of course I’m Batman. See, here’s a picture of me with Robin." |
| − | :'''[[Bart]]''': Who the hell is Robin? | + | :'''[[Bart]]''': "Who the hell is Robin?" |
| − | :'''Adam West''': I suppose you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi? (''starts dancing'') | + | :'''Adam West''':" I suppose you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?" (''starts dancing'') |
| − | :'''Homer''': Heh. Nice meetin’ | + | :'''Homer''': "Heh. Nice meetin’ ya..." (''tugging the kids back and whispering) "''Just keep moving, don’t make eye contact…" |
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| − | :''Telephone rings and is answered by Homer.'' | + | :''(Telephone rings and is answered by Homer.)'' |
| − | :'''Homer''': Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow. | + | :'''Homer''': "Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow." |
| − | :'''Man''': Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at Kumatsu Motors. | + | :'''Man''': "Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at Kumatsu Motors." |
| − | :'''Homer''': Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow, you know, from ''Leave It To Beaver''. [''pause''] | + | :'''Homer''': "Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow, you know, from ''Leave It To Beaver''. [''pause''] Yeah, they were gay." |
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Revision as of 09:31, August 12, 2010
- (Homer totalled both cars. An insurance agent is looking over the loss)
- Adjuster: "Just one more question before I approve the case. This place you were at, Moe's, is this a business of some sort?"
- Homer's Brain: "Don't tell him you were at a bar. (gasps) But what else is open at night?"
- Homer: "It is a pornography store. I was buying pornography."
- Homer's Brain: "Heh heh. I would have never thought of that."
:(Car show. An attractive, large-breasted, blond model in a sequin gown is standing next to a car)
- Homer: "Do you come with the car?"
- Model: "Te-he-he-he! You!"
- (Homer goes to look at other cars, another man looks at car)
- Man: "Do you come with the car?"
- Model:" Te-he-he-he! You!"
:Homer: "Adam West! Hey, kids! Batman!!"
- Lisa: "Dad, that’s not the real Batman."
- Adam West: "Of course I’m Batman. See, here’s a picture of me with Robin."
- Bart: "Who the hell is Robin?"
- Adam West:" I suppose you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique. Pure. West. And why doesn’t Batman dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?" (starts dancing)
- Homer: "Heh. Nice meetin’ ya..." (tugging the kids back and whispering) "Just keep moving, don’t make eye contact…"
- (Telephone rings and is answered by Homer.)
- Homer: "Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow."
- Man: "Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at Kumatsu Motors."
- Homer: "Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow, you know, from Leave It To Beaver. [pause] Yeah, they were gay."
