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Crypto-Cool

After the user logs in on May 9th: I'm not gonna ask for your lunch money again, Martin. Cough it up! Can you break a hundred? Aw man, now I'm gonna have to shake down like 15 more kids to make change... Wow, Martin, where'd you get all that money? I mined some Bitcoin with my computer, and then the value went through the roof! How do you mine with a computer? It's really quite simple. Have you ever heard of a little thing called "blockchain"? No. Well, neither had I until last week. But now I act like I'm an expert on it! Gather 'round! Task: Make Martin Repeatedly Mention "Blockchain" Without Defining It (6s, Springfield Elementary) Task: Make Youngsters Mine Bitcoin [x3] (6s, Springfield Elementary) Bart, you didn't take your Tooth Fairy money. Stop playing hardball, she's not going to negotiate with you. Oh Mom, it's cute you think I still need pillow money. Hey, where'd you get that wad of cash? It's all thanks to a little thing called Bitcoin. A way to earn money that doesn't rely on the Tooth Fairy, eh? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Crypto-Crap

After completing Crypto-Cool: I think this computer switched to Southern Hemisphere mode. All my Bitcoin lines and arrows are going the wrong way. That's because Bitcoin is worthless now. If you were smart, you would've jumped into the hottest new cryptocurrency, Ethereum. Ether-what? I was just getting used to Bitcoin. Good thing I only dumped half my life savings into it. Who'd have thought trading mysterious, unregulated currency would be so hard? Task: Make Adults Mine Ethereum [x3] (6s, Homes) Task: Make Kids Mine Prognosticoin, the Next Big Thing [x3] (6s, Springfield Elementary) Smithers, are my employees balding more quickly than usual? They're pulling their hair out from blindly chasing the next big cryptocurrency. That gives me a brilliant idea... You're not going to try to take over the wig industry again, are you? No, I'm going to start my own cryptocurrency! But those wig weasels will fall someday... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dave Shutton Plug

After completing Crypto-Crap: Hmm, folks around here are getting all riled up about this "cryptocurrency". Better do my journalistic duty and get to the bottom of this. Now, where's an ATM where I can get some of these things? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three)

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) Pt. 1

After completing Dave Shutton Plug: Let's see what hot new currency I should dump my paycheck into today... Wait a minute... my paycheck is already made out in a cryptocurrency called Burnscoins. That's right, loyal employee. I've decided to make a currency of my own, and share it with all of Springfield. And all proceeds will be reinvested back into Springfield. Starting with the school. Hm, that's good. Lisa goes there every day. And Bart goes there sometimes too. Task: Make Homer Convert Everything to Burnscoins (3h, Simpson House) Task: Make Burns Invest in the School (3h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Mine Burnscoins [x200] On each Mine Burncoins job start, each character has a dialogue: I'm using fake money to buy fake money. Now that's investing! This is the first time I've put money in a market that wasn't the food kind. This currency is more unstable than my unstable uncle's unstable stable. If this goes down, I'll kill myself. Probably do that if it goes up too. I have no idea if trading this stuff is legal. I should really know that. Ugh, this is awful. I haven't seen a fluctuating market like this since the Pog days. This story will make my career. But if I make of bunch of money with this trade, who needs a career? Whoever invented cryptocurrencies is an even eviler genius than me! On job end: Sir, if you're going to lie about your plans with the money, at least make it more believable than "donating to the school". When have I ever lied? Well, you promised the EPA you'd stop dumping untreated nuclear waste in the river-- Pshaw! Watch me deliver this check to the school myself. He's donating money? Oh God, this is terrible! Mr. Burns must be... dying! Quest reward: 500 and 10

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) Pt. 2

After completing Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) Pt. 1: I have to say, Mr. Burns, when you gave us that donation, I was afraid there would be some strings attached. Literally. I thought a string was going to rip my fingers off. Like the last time you handed me a check. Jeez, you spend your whole life screwing over every person in a whole city, and suddenly they're suspicious when you're charitable. Task: Make Skinner Buy Computers for the School (3h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Make Skinner Buy Gloves to Cover His Finger Scars (3h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Mine Burnscoins [x400] These Burnscoins are everywhere! I was just doing my math homework and accidentally mined a few Burnsies with my calculator. Seems strange that Burns is being so generous. Lis', doesn't it seem strange? Lis'? Why do you always look to me to be the buzzkill? The school has state of the art computers, and I just bought a solid gold sax! It's too heavy to play, but it's so shiny! Quest reward: 500 and 10

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) Pt. 3

After completing Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) Pt. 2: Dr. Hibbert, you've got to tell me what's wrong with Mr. Burns. He's acting crazy. He's being... generous. You know I can't talk about a patient's condition. Unless it's a hilarious illness. Maybe a little Burnscoin would make your Hippocratic Oath more of a Hippocratic Shrug? I've already got more B-coin than I know what to do with! You're into cryptocurrency now too? Of course! A random guy at the gas station told me how foolproof it was, so I dumped my life savings into it! I've even been using these new MRI machines that Burns donated to mine more Burnscoin! Task: Make Hibbert Deny Patients MRIs to Mine Burnscoins (3h, Hibbert Family Practice) Task: Make Smithers Snoop Around (3h, Hibbert Family Practice) Task: Mine Burnscoins [x400] Oh no, I'm broke again. The stupid market is being flooded with Burnscoins. Here, take this brand new myPad. You're sure to be able to mine some more Burnscoins. I'm rich again! Quest reward: 500 and 10

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) Pt. 4

After completing Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) Pt. 3: Sir, please, you've gotta tell me what's wrong with you! Are you sick? Dying? ALREADY DEAD?! There's got to be a reason you're being so generous with your Burnscoins earnings. Dying? I'm fit as some sort of fiddled instrument. And to prove it, watch this! Task: Make Burns Destroy Springfield (1h, Springfield Scale Model) Task: Mine Burnscoins [x400] So you're going to wreck the town -- yet again -- by being... overly generous? Do you feel that, Smithers? Everyone's mining on my donated devices, generating heat. And what fixes heat? Your old sun blocker? My old... sun... bah! It's a different, better sun blocker! You'll see! Quest reward: 500 and 10

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) Pt. 5

After completing Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) Pt. 4: Ah, 24/7 shade. Now that song "I Wear My Sunglasses At Night" is true during the day, too! Doesn't this bother anyone? Yes! The vegetation is going to wither and-- I'm not talking about the stupid plants, I'm talking about the Sun Blocker. If Mr. Burns was gonna go to all the trouble of coming up with this cockamamie cryptocurrency scheme, why have such a lazy, un-original payoff-- Uh, Smithers...you're blocking my shade. Task: Make Burns Absorb Solar Power With the Sun Blocker (3h, Sun Blocker 2) Task: Make Homer Try Not to Bump Into Things While Wearing Sunglasses (3h, Simpson House) Task: Mine Burnscoins [x400] I don't know what Smithers' deal is, but he'd better not ruin this for everyone by screwing with Burns. I hate to say it, but I agree with you, Dad. Maybe Burns has changed for real. Speaking of change, I think it's time to change Maggie. *giggle* Have a lolly, Maggie, while I get your diaper bag. Quest reward: 500 and 10

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) Pt. 6

After completing Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) Pt. 5: Mr. Burns, this has to stop: the charity, the niceness, the free solar power from the Sun Blocker. Oh, I get it. You've heard everyone talking about blockchains like they understand them when they clearly don't, and thought their success was undeserved. So now you've got sour grapes because you didn't invest. I don't care about Burnscoins. I just care about Burns! Is that a gun?! Go back to being the old Burns and steal candy from that baby... *sniffs* That baby who needs to be changed. Uh, right, it's definitely the baby who needs changing... Quest reward: Maggie Task: Make Burns Pilfer Sweets From Infant (4h, Maggie) Task: Mine Burnscoins [x400] So bright! How come no one turned on the Sun Blocker to block out that terrible, picturesque sunrise this morning? And how come the school didn't get its daily delivery of brand new computers? And has anyone seen Burns? Or Maggie for that matter? Quest reward: 1,000 and 20

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Four)

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Four) Pt. 1

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark: All right, everybody, settle down. It shouldn't be that hard to find a baby and a near-immortal trillionaire. Hm, it's not like Maggie to disappear for this long. Don't worry, Maggie can't have gotten far. There're just not that many land tiles here. Uh-oh. With Burns missing, the value of Burnscoin is starting to go down. But... but... the blockchain! Right?! The blockchain? Task: Make Burns Collapse on Sundial (3h, Sundial) Task: Make Maggie Hang Out at the Crime Scene (3h, Sundial) Well, Marge, we found them! And at least one of them is still alive. *gasp* Not my baby! Sorry, let me be more specific. The baby's alive... and the prime suspect of a murder trial! ...Attempted Murder... Accessory After the Fact. It's a pretty thin case. I mean, we all know it was Smithers, right? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Four) Pt. 2

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark: Look, I know I had the opportunity, the gun, and literally the only motive in town since Mr. Burns was making everyone so happy, but I didn't shoot him! But if me taking the rap for this prevents it from being the baby again, I guess I did it-- Shut that confessing mouth before I coerce the crap outta you! I wanna solve this case myself, so don't say anything before I get a chance to do some police work and question this baby. Task: Make Wiggum Interrogate Maggie (3h, Police Station) Task: Make Smithers Unsuccessfully Try to Confess (3h, Police Station) Let me ask you this, Ms. Simpson: can I have a lick of that lolly? *suck* *suck* Not sharing until you talk to your lawyer, I see. This is going to be one sticky case. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Four) Pt. 3

After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark: We will now commence the trial of the People vs. Waylon Smithers, and to a much lesser extent, that baby. Objection, your Honor! On what grounds, random guy shouting from the gallery? Mr. Burns wasn't shot, he had a heart attack! You couldn't tell the difference right away? Then why is this called "Who Shot Mr. Burns, Part Three?" Oh, I've been saying "Who SHOCKED Mr. Burns." His pacemaker went berserk and *shocked* his heart. But why add the "Part Three" at the end? Because it PARTED three of his arteries. Trust me, this explanation isn't a stretch at all. Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Go Over Burns' Medical Chart (3h, Hibbert Family Practice) If the user has Dave Shutton: Task: Make Dave Shutton Correct Headlines to Read "Who SHOCKED Mr. Burns?" (3h, Springfield Shopper) Reassemble the trial! Why? I already took off my judge's robe and put on my bathrobe. They look the same, but they're very, very different. Because someone WAS trying to kill Mr. Burns -- his pacemaker was hacked! *gasps* Quest reward: 100 and 10

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Four) Pt. 4

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark: Someone messed with your pacemaker, Mr. Burns. Oh, no, that was me. You hacked your own pacemaker? I was using it to mine Burnscoin. Who knew a 112-year-old-man would have trouble tinkering with modern technology? But this brush with death has taught me that the only way to live forever is to be extremely ruthless. Burnscoin is no more! Task: Make Burns Undo All the Good He Did (3h, Control Building) Well, I guess that's how it usually goes, back to the status quo. Status quo?! How much does that cryptocurrency cost? No, Dad, it means-- A hundred dollars. It costs a hundred dollars. Woo-hoo! I'm a financial genius! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Premium gameplay

Crypto-Collusion

Crypto-Collusion Pt. 1

After tapping on Dave Stutton's exclamation mark: This just in: me. Dave Shutton is back in Springfield in search of a scoop that'll be a real page-turner. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon No one turns pages anymore, Shutton. It's all about views, clickthroughs, and you-won't-believe-what-they-look-like-nows. Your cynical attitude will be disproven with some good old-fashioned investigative reporting. Now, are there any fat twins on motorcycles around here I can photograph? Task: Place a Minnow Pond Task: Make Dave Shutton Fish for a Story (4h, Minnow Pond) Jeez, can't even find a mutated three-eyed fish anymore. What has this town become? Guess Brockman was right, I have to change with the times if I want a scoop. First step, upgrading from my trusty flip phone to whichever phone I get for free when I renew my cell contract. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Crypto-Collusion Pt. 2

After tapping on Dave Stutton's exclamation mark: Whoa, there's all kinds of crazy stuff on this phone! Twitter, the weather, freemium games -- no thanks, sounds like a waste of time. What's this cryptocurrency everyone's talking about? You've come to the right place. I have become a collector of cyber currencies. Collector? You mean there's more of this stuff? Everybody is coming out with their own currency these days. It's the new "I got a rescue dog." Did someone say they needed cryptocurrency? I was rooting around in a crypt and I found some coins on the corpses eyes! Task: Make Dave Shutton Dive Into Investigative Journalism (1h, Springfield Shopper) Hey-hey, want some bit-coin? I do a bit, you give me some coin! Is this the bit? Uh... no... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Crypto-Collusion Pt. 3

After tapping on Dave Stutton's exclamation mark: These cryptocurrencies are the worst! I need to warn people. The last thing we want is everyone blowing their life savings on this stuff. Task: Make Dave Shutton Write Slam Piece (12h, Springfield Shopper) Task: Make Springfielders Throw Savings Around [x3] (3h, Shops) Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon Way to go, Shutton, you really got the town in a fuss with that cryptocurrency piece. So it's a hit! Great, it brings me joy to inform the public of the dangers of sketchy online money. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon Oh, it didn't scare anyone. They assume that all news is fake news, so they just did the opposite of what you said. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Crypto-Collusion Pt. 4

After tapping on Dave Stutton's exclamation mark: I don't understand. How do I get the people of Springfield's attention? Maybe reading was never this town's strong suit. But what if I got my message out on TV? I can't believe I need Kent's help, but it's time to head to Channel 6. Task: Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6 Task: Make Dave Shutton Plead to Kent Brockman (3h, Channel 6) So Kent, what do you say? You help me get the word out, and I write a couple of your exposés? Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon It's a deal. The first exposé will be: "What's That Smell Coming From the Zoo?" I knew you'd make me regret this immediately. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Crypto-Collusion Pt. 5

After tapping on Dave Stutton's exclamation mark: I'm sorry, sir, we only accept personalized cryptocurrency from each customer. It's getting worse! Why isn't anyone listening to me? Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon This just in, people only watch news to reaffirm their own beliefs, not to get actual news. Well, if it's pandering they want, at least my pandering will be incredibly distracting. Task: Make Dave Shutton Capture the Moment Again (8h) That's it! One simple cute dog video should keep them occupied. But the allure of cryptocurrency will remain. Hopefully no billionaire evil mogul hears about this. The exploitation would be catastrophic! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Señor Burns

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: It may not surprise you. But all of us despise you. Please die. And fry. In Hell. You rotten. Rich old wretch! Task: Make Adults Dance the Señor Burns [x3] (8h, Chez Guevara) Quest reward: 100 and 10

International Crime & Punishment

After unlocking Justice Agent and Crook: You again? Stop right there! But why? Everyone else moved on with their lives. Why are you still after me? Because you haven't stopped stealing things. So we need each other? It must be love! Very well, I'll keep stealing so you can keep chasing me. Task: Tap Justice Agent Task: Tap Crook Quest reward: 100 and 10