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:'''Grave''': R.I.P. GOOD HOMER | :'''Grave''': R.I.P. GOOD HOMER | ||
:'''Evil Homer''' (sings): "I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!" | :'''Evil Homer''' (sings): "I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!" | ||
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| + | :'''Kent Brockman:''' But first, a look at the local holiday that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, "Whacking Day"! In a tradition that dates back to founding father Jebediah Springfield, every May 10th local residents gathered to drive snakes into the center of town and whack them to snake heaven. [''footage plays''] After exposing {{w|Alger Hiss}} Honorary Grand Marshall [[Richard Nixon]] goes after another deadly hiss. [''he accidentally repeatedly strikes person holding a snake down for him''] | ||
| + | :'''Nixon:''' Is Whacking Day over? [''everyone boos''] Thank you. Thanks for coming out. | ||
{{Season 4 Q}} | {{Season 4 Q}} | ||
[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 17:21, August 26, 2010
- On discussing Bart's expulsion
- Marge: What could have led Bart to this?
- Homer: It is difficult to explain. I believe deep inside of all of us there is an evil personification of ourselves as well as a good personifcation, and the two are locked in a never ending fight.
- Cut to Homer's mind. Homer's evil image, wearing a devil costume, is seen shaking maracas and dancing by a grave
- Grave: R.I.P. GOOD HOMER
- Evil Homer (sings): "I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!"
- Kent Brockman: But first, a look at the local holiday that was called distasteful and puerile by a panel of hillbillies, "Whacking Day"! In a tradition that dates back to founding father Jebediah Springfield, every May 10th local residents gathered to drive snakes into the center of town and whack them to snake heaven. [footage plays] After exposing Alger Hiss Honorary Grand Marshall Richard Nixon goes after another deadly hiss. [he accidentally repeatedly strikes person holding a snake down for him]
- Nixon: Is Whacking Day over? [everyone boos] Thank you. Thanks for coming out.
