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Moe: They're heading for the old mill. Get 'em!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway. Get some cider.

Homer: (confronting the trampoline with a buzzsaw) Checkmate, Mr. Trampoline.
(Homer charges at the trampoline, screaming in rage, but the cord snaps back, not long enough, pulling him off his feet. He inadvertently tosses the buzzsaw in the air and it coils around the trampoline, along with its cord. Elsewhere, in the kitchen, the plug at the end of the cord is pulled out in the process, taking the socket and a large section of the kitchen wall with it.)
Homer: (leaning against the trampoline in resignation) All right. All right, you win for now. But someday you'll RUST! RUST I TELL YA! (He starts laughing insanely and falls to his knees, Bart approaches)
Bart: Dad. Dad! (Homer stops laughing) Do you really wanna get rid of this trampoline?
Homer: (sober) Uh-huh.

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