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{{TB|So this is the Springfield I've heard so much about.}} | {{TB|So this is the Springfield I've heard so much about.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Time to go check up on the cracker factory. | + | {{TB|Time to go check up on the cracker factory. I'm sure the Van Houten name is thriving thanks to our family's legendary square and salty goodness.}} |
{{Tapped Out Cracker Manager Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cracker Manager Icon}} | ||
{{TB|This here is the room where we salt the crackers. If we had the budget for it. These days, each cracker sheet is just rubbed against this salt block for twenty seconds.}} | {{TB|This here is the room where we salt the crackers. If we had the budget for it. These days, each cracker sheet is just rubbed against this salt block for twenty seconds.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|That's enough salt for the people? We're still the number one cracker in the tri-county area, I trust?}} |
{{Tapped Out Cracker Manager Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cracker Manager Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Oh, good gracious, no. Southern Cracker has fallen to the number six spot, behind Allied Biscuit.}} | {{TB|Oh, good gracious, no. Southern Cracker has fallen to the number six spot, behind Allied Biscuit.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Allied Biscuit? Allied Biscuit?!! Oh, if Grandpappy Van Houten knew | + | {{TB|Allied Biscuit? Allied Biscuit?!! Oh, if Grandpappy Van Houten knew we'd be playing second fiddle—}} |
{{Tapped Out Cracker Manager Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cracker Manager Icon}} | ||
{{TB|More like sixth fiddle.}} | {{TB|More like sixth fiddle.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|—to Allied Biscuit, | + | {{TB|—to Allied Biscuit, he'd be rolling over in his grave...}} |
{{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|...if he hadn't been cremated and sprinkled over a batch of Special Reserve Saltinettes.}} |
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Kirkedemious Go Over the Books (4h, Cracker Factory or Van Houten Villa)|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Kirkedemious Go Over the Books (4h, Cracker Factory or Van Houten Villa)|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|These numbers | + | {{TB|These numbers can't be correct. Sixteen thousand dollars for a nuclear-powered dough kneader?}} |
{{Tapped Out Cracker Manager Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cracker Manager Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Ah, yes that was for our limited release | + | {{TB|Ah, yes that was for our limited release S'S'mores. For when you've had some s'mores but you need S'S'more s'mores.}} |
{{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | ||
{{TB|And another sixteen thousand for a grammar expert?}} | {{TB|And another sixteen thousand for a grammar expert?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Cracker Manager Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cracker Manager Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Right. Also for the | + | {{TB|Right. Also for the S'S'mores campaign. Corporate couldn't decide how many apostrophes was correct.}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{TB|Kirkedemious? I thought you were—}} | {{TB|Kirkedemious? I thought you were—}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hiking the Andes with my mistress? I cut it short to check up on our factory. And | + | {{TB|Hiking the Andes with my mistress? I cut it short to check up on our factory. And I'm glad I did. Are you aware of the state of things?}} |
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Uh...Kirk did it!}} |
{{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Tell me, Luann. What percentage of the local indigenous population is being exploited for labor in the factory?}} | {{TB|Tell me, Luann. What percentage of the local indigenous population is being exploited for labor in the factory?}} | ||
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{{TB|Uh, well, I think zero.}} | {{TB|Uh, well, I think zero.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh, | + | {{TB|Oh, that's way too low. No wonder your profit margins are so thin.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Kirkedemious Look for Indigenous Springfielders to Exploit (4h, Cracker Factory or Van Houten Villa)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Kirkedemious Look for Indigenous Springfielders to Exploit (4h, Cracker Factory or Van Houten Villa)<br>If the user has Luann: '''Task''': Make Luann Yell at Kirk for the Factory Woes (4h, Cracker Factory, Van Houten Villa or Brown House)<br>If the user has Kirk: '''Task''': Make Kirk Threaten Divorce but Take it Back (4h, Cracker Factory, Van Houten Villa or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|This is all your fault! Kirkedemious | + | {{TB|This is all your fault! Kirkedemious wouldn't even be here if you hadn't taken over at the factory and driven it into the ground!}} |
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well I | + | {{TB|Well I wouldn't have had to take over at the factory if you'd been supportive of my competitive basket weaving. I could have gone pro!}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{TB|Among other arrangements, yes.}} | {{TB|Among other arrangements, yes.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Then I need you to gather an assortment of indigenous laborers and have them report to the Southern Cracker factory. Ask for, | + | {{TB|Then I need you to gather an assortment of indigenous laborers and have them report to the Southern Cracker factory. Ask for, um...Mr., uh...Mr. Manager.}} |
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | ||
{{TB|That can be arranged.}} | {{TB|That can be arranged.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Kirkedemious Ask the Cracker Factory | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Kirkedemious Ask the Cracker Factory Manager's Name (8h, Cracker Factory or Van Houten Villa)<br>'''Task''': Make Fat Tony Round Up the Locals (8h, Cracker Factory, Van Houten Villa or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|And so alls I gots to do is scrape all this dough | + | {{TB|And so alls I gots to do is scrape all this dough off'a this machine here, and I can keep whatever I dun scraped?}} |
{{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Incredible. | + | {{TB|Incredible. They've barely learned language at all. And what is the name of his tribe?}} |
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|They go by the moniker of | + | {{TB|They go by the moniker of "Yokels".}} |
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I like to lick the salt block!}} | {{TB|I like to lick the salt block!}} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Kirkedemious Van Houten's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Kirkedemious Van Houten's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Excuse me. Are | + | {{TB|Excuse me. Are you...<nowiki>*</nowiki>reading<nowiki>*</nowiki>...Kirkedumbledore Von Hasselhoff?}} |
{{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Yes. Are you another Yokel?}} | {{TB|Yes. Are you another Yokel?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'm asking the questions here. It seems that Channel 6 News did an exposé on numerous labor code violations at your factory.}} |
{{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Is that a question?}} | {{TB|Is that a question?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|No. My question | + | {{TB|No. My question is...I didn't see the exposé...did you?}} |
{{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I did not. But speaking of free media exposure I believe you would be the perfect spokesperson for our new Southern Cracker ad | + | {{TB|I did not. But speaking of free media exposure I believe you would be the perfect spokesperson for our new Southern Cracker ad campaign...}} |
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I would?}} | {{TB|I would?}} | ||
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{{TB|Indeed. A rugged man among men, exploring the countryside, stopping here and there for the manliest of snacks — a cracker.}} | {{TB|Indeed. A rugged man among men, exploring the countryside, stopping here and there for the manliest of snacks — a cracker.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Unless, of course, | + | {{TB|Unless, of course, you're busy with this...exposé, was it?}} |
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
{{TB|What, that? No, no, tell me more about my rugged man-among-manliness.}} | {{TB|What, that? No, no, tell me more about my rugged man-among-manliness.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Sure thing. Let me get my Springfield Explorers outfit.}} | {{TB|Sure thing. Let me get my Springfield Explorers outfit.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Kirkedemious Pose (1h)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Kirkedemious Pose (1h)<br>If the user has Wiggum: '''Task''': Make Wiggum Run Home to Get His Explorer's Outfit (1h, Cracker Factory, Van Houten Villa or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Yes, | + | {{TB|Yes, that's it. Perfection.}} |
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Should I raise my leg higher? No guarantees | + | {{TB|Should I raise my leg higher? No guarantees I'll succeed, but I can try.}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{TB|With these cracker sales, we can afford to buy real salt. The Van Houten name will mean something again.}} | {{TB|With these cracker sales, we can afford to buy real salt. The Van Houten name will mean something again.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirkedemious Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Other than | + | {{TB|Other than "Made of Wood" of course.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Kirkedemious Salt the Crackers (4h)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Kirkedemious Salt the Crackers (4h)<br>If the user has Wiggum: '''Task''': Make Wiggum Audition for Other Modeling Gigs (4h, Cracker Factory, Van Houten Villa or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Following our exposé last week, several of the exploited workers have bravely chosen to come forward.}} | {{TB|Following our exposé last week, several of the exploited workers have bravely chosen to come forward.}} | ||
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{{TB|We Yokels demand freedom!}} | {{TB|We Yokels demand freedom!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Look at that. Ralphie is a spokesman, too. | + | {{TB|Look at that. Ralphie is a spokesman, too. He's a chip off the old block.}} |
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Salt makes my tongue mad!}} | {{TB|Salt makes my tongue mad!}} | ||
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{{TB|Not great. The air conditioner broke and it got hotter than a Calgary brush fire. It caused quite a kerfuffle.}} | {{TB|Not great. The air conditioner broke and it got hotter than a Calgary brush fire. It caused quite a kerfuffle.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Riiight. So, what do you wanna do first while | + | {{TB|Riiight. So, what do you wanna do first while you're here?}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'm pretty beat. Do you mind if we just head back to your hoose?}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|My what? Oh, you mean my | + | {{TB|My what? Oh, you mean my "house".}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|You've got a funny accent. So southern.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Milhoose Head Over to | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Milhoose Head Over to Bart's Hoose (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Bart: '''Task''': Make Bart Take Milhoose Back to His Hoose (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Loove At First Sight Pt. 2=== | ===Loove At First Sight Pt. 2=== | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Milhoose's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Milhoose's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Sure | + | {{TB|Sure it's okay with your parents that I stay here?}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Of course, they said | + | {{TB|Of course, they said they'd love to have you. Something about...expanding my culture or something. I honestly forgot though.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Bart, did a button from my pants fly through here?}} | {{TB|Bart, did a button from my pants fly through here?}} | ||
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{{TB|Milhouse, what happened to your head? It has a wool cap on it.}} | {{TB|Milhouse, what happened to your head? It has a wool cap on it.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Dad! This | + | {{TB|Dad! This isn't Milhouse. It's Milhoose. Remember, you said he could stay with us a couple of days?}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|That | + | {{TB|That doesn't sound like something I'd say...}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You were drunk and you said, | + | {{TB|You were drunk and you said, "As long as he pays the toll," to which I said, "what's the toll?" and you said—}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suddenly remembering<nowiki>*</nowiki> Fifty gallons of maple syrup!}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>suddenly remembering<nowiki>*</nowiki> Fifty gallons of maple syrup!}} | ||
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{{TB|Woo-hoo! Marge! Can you make eight-hundred pancakes, please?!}} | {{TB|Woo-hoo! Marge! Can you make eight-hundred pancakes, please?!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hey Bart, | + | {{TB|Hey Bart, who's your new friend?}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Bart, I need to use your washroom!}} | {{TB|Bart, I need to use your washroom!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Milhoose Dive Into the Washroom (12h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Milhoose Dive Into the Washroom (12h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Loove At First Sight Pt. 3=== | ===Loove At First Sight Pt. 3=== | ||
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{{TB|Milhoose, you okay?}} | {{TB|Milhoose, you okay?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Just fixing my hair. Hey, | + | {{TB|Just fixing my hair. Hey, where'd that cutie go?}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You mean Lisa? I think she went to bed. You were in there for like twelve hours.}} | {{TB|You mean Lisa? I think she went to bed. You were in there for like twelve hours.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'm going to level with you, Bart. I only came here so I could ask your sister oot.}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Ugh, are you serious? Trust me man, you | + | {{TB|Ugh, are you serious? Trust me man, you don't wanna go there. I've lived with this girl for...sometimes it feels like thirty years.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|It's too late, Bart. I've got it bad. She's the one, and all I can think about is turning her froon upside doon.}} |
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Milhoose Turn on the Milhoose Charm (12h)|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Milhoose Turn on the Milhoose Charm (12h)|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Is that — back bacon cologne?}} | {{TB|Is that — back bacon cologne?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Yes...cologne. But Lisa, this is nothing compared to your smile, which is sweeter than the finest beavertail.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh, stop. So, | + | {{TB|Oh, stop. So, you're from Canada? That's interesting, how do you like it there?}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|It's colder than an Alberta summer when you're not around.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Aw, | + | {{TB|Aw, you're sweet.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Lisa, would you be interested in going to a hockey game with me tonight? The Saskatoon Marmots are in town, and | + | {{TB|Lisa, would you be interested in going to a hockey game with me tonight? The Saskatoon Marmots are in town, and it's sure to be a real gongshow.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Hmm, I better not. Hockey tends to bring out the worst in me. Can we go hiking instead?}} | {{TB|Hmm, I better not. Hockey tends to bring out the worst in me. Can we go hiking instead?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hiking in Springfield? More like a slightly sloped walk, | + | {{TB|Hiking in Springfield? More like a slightly sloped walk, I'd say.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|But with you, Lisa, | + | {{TB|But with you, Lisa, I'd walk anywhere at any incline.}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{TB|The peak of Mount Springfield!}} | {{TB|The peak of Mount Springfield!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh, | + | {{TB|Oh, she's a real beaut. But not nearly so much a beaut as you, Lisa.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Hehe, stop.}} | {{TB|Hehe, stop.}} | ||
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{{TB|Oh, you look cold. Take my tuque.}} | {{TB|Oh, you look cold. Take my tuque.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|What's a tuque? Oh, you mean your hat. Thank you, but won't you get cold?}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|It's alright, I have another tuque here in my knapsack, along with some milk in a bag if you're thirsty.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, | + | {{TB|Well, it's getting late. We better start heading back.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Okay. I took the liberty of arranging our transportation prior to our departure.}} | {{TB|Okay. I took the liberty of arranging our transportation prior to our departure.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Is that a moose-drawn carriage?}} | {{TB|Is that a moose-drawn carriage?}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Milhoose Drive a Moose-drawn Carriage (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Milhoose Drive a Moose-drawn Carriage (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br>'''Task''': Make Lisa Take the Moose-drawn Carriage (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Loove At First Sight Pt. 5=== | ===Loove At First Sight Pt. 5=== | ||
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{{TB|A mountaintop moose carriage sure must have been expensive.}} | {{TB|A mountaintop moose carriage sure must have been expensive.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, they were running a discount for couples, so I told them you were my spoose. I hope you | + | {{TB|Well, they were running a discount for couples, so I told them you were my spoose. I hope you don't mind.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|So...when do you have to head back to Canada?}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Tonight, unfortunately. My dad just called and grounded me for charging the moose to his credit card.}} | {{TB|Tonight, unfortunately. My dad just called and grounded me for charging the moose to his credit card.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh, no. | + | {{TB|Oh, no. That's terrible! Will I ever see you again?}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I was hoping we could try a long-distance relationship, eh?}} | {{TB|I was hoping we could try a long-distance relationship, eh?}} | ||
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{{TB|I suppose we could try it.}} | {{TB|I suppose we could try it.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh Lisa, | + | {{TB|Oh Lisa, you've made me happier than a hoser in a poutine factory.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Is that very happy?}} | {{TB|Is that very happy?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhoose Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Extremely. Now please, take this parting gift. | + | {{TB|Extremely. Now please, take this parting gift. It's vintage 2010.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Milhoose Give Lisa a Bottle of Maple Syrup (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Milhoose Give Lisa a Bottle of Maple Syrup (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
==A Squopping Good Time== | ==A Squopping Good Time== | ||
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{{TB|What in tarnation — where am I?}} | {{TB|What in tarnation — where am I?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh, great. Another one-off character digitally immortalized. | + | {{TB|Oh, great. Another one-off character digitally immortalized. What's worse than tertiary? Quaternary?}} |
{{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | ||
{{TB|What sort of bafflegab are you muttering, mountain boy?}} | {{TB|What sort of bafflegab are you muttering, mountain boy?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You are in Springfield. | + | {{TB|You are in Springfield. You've been summoned here by the Sky Finger.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Sky Finger? Bah! More humbuggery.}} | {{TB|Sky Finger? Bah! More humbuggery.}} | ||
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{{TB|Worst catchphrase ever.}} | {{TB|Worst catchphrase ever.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|And you are the proprietor of this here establishment? Which | + | {{TB|And you are the proprietor of this here establishment? Which sells...sheets of confusing daguerreotypes?}} |
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|They're comic books.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I've seen enough. Before I go, Comic Book Man—}} |
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Guy.}} | {{TB|Guy.}} | ||
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{{TB|—would you be so kind as to point me towards the nearest railroad?}} | {{TB|—would you be so kind as to point me towards the nearest railroad?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh, the monorail? | + | {{TB|Oh, the monorail? That's uh... <nowiki>*</nowiki>looking around<nowiki>*</nowiki> ...I swear I've seen it somewhere.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Milford Van Houten Look for the Nearest Railroad (4h, Town Hall or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Milford Van Houten Look for the Nearest Railroad (4h, Town Hall or Brown House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===A Squopping Good Time Pt. 2=== | ===A Squopping Good Time Pt. 2=== | ||
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{{TB|Excuse me, miss, might I trouble you for some assistance?}} | {{TB|Excuse me, miss, might I trouble you for some assistance?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Milhouse? | + | {{TB|Milhouse? What's with the old-timey getup?}} |
{{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> Oh my stars and stripes, | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> Oh my stars and stripes, it's an angel! This must be heaven!}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You need to work on your material, Milhouse. | + | {{TB|You need to work on your material, Milhouse. You've used the angel line before.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|And just what is a | + | {{TB|And just what is a "Milhouse"?}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Wait, so | + | {{TB|Wait, so you're not Milhouse? If you're going for the Milhouse look...you should really go for something else.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|By the way, | + | {{TB|By the way, I'm Lisa Simpson.}} |
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Milford Van Houten Be Both Shocked and Disgusted (8h, Town Hall or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Milford Van Houten Be Both Shocked and Disgusted (8h, Town Hall or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | ||
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{{TB|Well, I did have some ancestors from Australia, like Eliza Simpson. But they were kicked out of Australia...that country founded by kicked-out people.}} | {{TB|Well, I did have some ancestors from Australia, like Eliza Simpson. But they were kicked out of Australia...that country founded by kicked-out people.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well | + | {{TB|Well I'll be. You're related to Eliza Simpson?}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|She was my great-great-great grandaunt. Did you know her?}} | {{TB|She was my great-great-great grandaunt. Did you know her?}} | ||
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{{TB|Wife? Wait, are you Milford? Milford Van Houten?}} | {{TB|Wife? Wait, are you Milford? Milford Van Houten?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Indeed I am. But I | + | {{TB|Indeed I am. But I shan't be seen in this incarnation with the likes of another Simpson!}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I know how you must feel about Eliza, but please let me show you that not all Simpsons are like that!}} | {{TB|I know how you must feel about Eliza, but please let me show you that not all Simpsons are like that!}} | ||
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{{TB|You take time out of your day to prepare a home-cooked meal for them?}} | {{TB|You take time out of your day to prepare a home-cooked meal for them?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, someone else cooks it. | + | {{TB|Well, someone else cooks it. I...put it on their plate for them.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|So basically, | + | {{TB|So basically, you're just a glorified handler. Noble. Yes, very noble indeed.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|No, you | + | {{TB|No, you don't understand! I do a lot more than that!}} |
{{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I believe | + | {{TB|I believe I've seen all I need to see. It's clear to me now that all Simpsons are just full of horsefeathers.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Now if | + | {{TB|Now if you'll excuse me, I would like to spend eternity reading under that sarsaparilla tree.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Milford Van Houten Read Under the Sarsaparilla Tree (8h, Sarsaparilla Tree)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Milford Van Houten Read Under the Sarsaparilla Tree (8h, Sarsaparilla Tree)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===A Squopping Good Time Pt. 4=== | ===A Squopping Good Time Pt. 4=== | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Milford Van Houten's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Milford Van Houten's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Milford is out there thinking that | + | {{TB|Milford is out there thinking that I'm just as bad as Eliza. How can I convince him I'm a good person?}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Think, Lisa, | + | {{TB|Think, Lisa, think... Oh, I've got it!}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Hi, Milford. Whatcha reading?}} | {{TB|Hi, Milford. Whatcha reading?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|If you must know, | + | {{TB|If you must know, it's sheets of confusing daguerreotypes called "How To Stay Married To A Double Crossin' Wench".}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Well, seeing as how you enjoy books so much, I thought I might take you to the Springfield Library.}} | {{TB|Well, seeing as how you enjoy books so much, I thought I might take you to the Springfield Library.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I suppose I could get my affairs in order to secure a borrowing rights card. Do they take three-cent nickels?}} | {{TB|I suppose I could get my affairs in order to secure a borrowing rights card. Do they take three-cent nickels?}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Milford Van Houten Go to the Springfield Library With Lisa (4h, Springfield Library or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Milford Van Houten Go to the Springfield Library With Lisa (4h, Springfield Library or Brown House)<br>'''Task''': Make Lisa Take Milford to the Springfield Library (4h, Springfield Library or Brown House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===A Squopping Good Time Pt. 5=== | ===A Squopping Good Time Pt. 5=== | ||
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{{TB|Why is your face all over this establishment?}} | {{TB|Why is your face all over this establishment?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh, those? | + | {{TB|Oh, those? That's just because I've donated so many books.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You donated books to the library? Well I do declare, that is indeed a most honorable act of generosity.}} | {{TB|You donated books to the library? Well I do declare, that is indeed a most honorable act of generosity.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Lisa, are you donating again?! | + | {{TB|Lisa, are you donating again?! You've already maxed out your extra credit for this month.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Extra credit?}} | {{TB|Extra credit?}} | ||
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{{TB|Every word out of your mouth is just plain applesauce.}} | {{TB|Every word out of your mouth is just plain applesauce.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|No, it was about both! | + | {{TB|No, it was about both! It's a win-win, don't you see?}} |
{{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I do believe | + | {{TB|I do believe we're done here. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to play Tiddlywinks.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Milford Van Houten Excuse Himself (4h, Springfield Library or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Milford Van Houten Excuse Himself (4h, Springfield Library or Brown House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===A Squopping Good Time Pt. 6=== | ===A Squopping Good Time Pt. 6=== | ||
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{{TB|You play Tiddlywinks?}} | {{TB|You play Tiddlywinks?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, Tiddlywonks. | + | {{TB|Well, Tiddlywonks. I'm not very good at it, but I still enjoy it, nonetheless.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Well, mayhap we could play a round or two.}} | {{TB|Well, mayhap we could play a round or two.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Milford Van Houten Play Tiddlywinks (4h, Springfield Library or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Milford Van Houten Play Tiddlywinks (4h, Springfield Library or Brown House)<br>'''Task''': Make Lisa Play Tiddlywinks With Milford Van Houten (4h, Springfield Library or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I must admit, you are quite talented at squopping!}} | {{TB|I must admit, you are quite talented at squopping!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>giggles<nowiki>*</nowiki> Yes, | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>giggles<nowiki>*</nowiki> Yes, I'm not very good at potting, so I have to play defensively.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milford Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You know, I may have judged you a bit prematurely, Lisa. It appears | + | {{TB|You know, I may have judged you a bit prematurely, Lisa. It appears you're not just full of fiddle-faddle. Now, if you'll excuse me...I'd like you to stay for a spell.}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Grandpa Van Houten's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Grandpa Van Houten's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, now that the missus is out of the picture, | + | {{TB|Well, now that the missus is out of the picture, it's just me and the RV.}} |
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I need to get away from all this craziness, ya know?}} | {{TB|I need to get away from all this craziness, ya know?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Huh. Almost out of gas. Well, | + | {{TB|Huh. Almost out of gas. Well, I'm sure Kirk would love a surprise visit while I wait for my next social security check.}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|That's nice, sir. But there's quite a big line of cars forming behind you. Can I take your Krusty Burger order?}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Grandpa Van Houten Place His Order (4h, Krusty Burger or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Grandpa Van Houten Place His Order (4h, Krusty Burger or Brown House)<br>If the user has Squeaky Voice Teen: '''Task''': Make Squeaky Voice Teen Ask Grandpa Van Houten to Move (4h, Krusty Burger or Brown House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===The Great Indoors Pt. 2=== | ===The Great Indoors Pt. 2=== | ||
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{{TB|Howdy, Kirk. I assume you heard about your mom and me getting a divorce?}} | {{TB|Howdy, Kirk. I assume you heard about your mom and me getting a divorce?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I did. | + | {{TB|I did. I'm really sorry. I know exactly what you're going through, because of how Luann and I—}} |
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Yeah, | + | {{TB|Yeah, you've mentioned it. Anyways, you think I could crash here for a bit?}} |
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, under normal circumstances that | + | {{TB|Well, under normal circumstances that wouldn't be a problem. But Milhouse has tambourine practice later tonight and we can't have any distractions.}} |
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh, I see. Well, I | + | {{TB|Oh, I see. Well, I wouldn't want to get in the way. D'you think I could park the RV in your driveway and camp out in there for a bit?}} |
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You can stay there as long as you need. Until the end of the week.}} | {{TB|You can stay there as long as you need. Until the end of the week.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Thanks, son. Ya think Milhouse might want to camp out in the backyard with his | + | {{TB|Thanks, son. Ya think Milhouse might want to camp out in the backyard with his ol' gramps tonight?}} |
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh, | + | {{TB|Oh, I'm sure he'd love that. You'll just need to tuck him into his snuggle bag...}} |
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|It hugs him tight all night, for when he | + | {{TB|It hugs him tight all night, for when he doesn't have a mom around to do it. Did I mention that Luann and I—}} |
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Yeah, you mentioned.}} | {{TB|Yeah, you mentioned.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Grandpa Camp in | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Grandpa Camp in Kirk's Backyard With Milhouse (4h, Van Houten House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Milhouse: '''Task''': Make Milhouse Camp in His Backyard With Grandpa (4h, Van Houten House or Brown House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===The Great Indoors Pt. 3=== | ===The Great Indoors Pt. 3=== | ||
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{{TB|This is gonna be so much fun! I LOVE camping!}} | {{TB|This is gonna be so much fun! I LOVE camping!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Milhouse, are you ready to experience the great outdoors with your old | + | {{TB|Milhouse, are you ready to experience the great outdoors with your old man's old man?}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Am I?! I already put my jammies on under my clothes! Can I collect the wood to get the fire started?}} | {{TB|Am I?! I already put my jammies on under my clothes! Can I collect the wood to get the fire started?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|No need, my boy. | + | {{TB|No need, my boy. I've got all the heat we need right here.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|On the radiator of your RV?}} | {{TB|On the radiator of your RV?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|It cooks the hot dogs to perfection. And you | + | {{TB|It cooks the hot dogs to perfection. And you don't even need a turnin' stick.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Grandpa Van Houten Roast Hot Dogs on the Radiator (4h, Grandpa Van Houten's RV)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Grandpa Van Houten Roast Hot Dogs on the Radiator (4h, Grandpa Van Houten's RV)<br>If the user has Milhouse: '''Task''': Make Milhouse Roast Hot Dogs (4h, Grandpa Van Houten's RV, Van Houten House or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|This is kind of taking a while.}} | {{TB|This is kind of taking a while.}} | ||
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{{TB|Can I press the buttons?}} | {{TB|Can I press the buttons?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Of course. Though | + | {{TB|Of course. Though it's a little bit complicated.}} |
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You have to press Time Cook first, then choose the power level, then the length of time, then Time Cook again, | + | {{TB|You have to press Time Cook first, then choose the power level, then the length of time, then Time Cook again, then...}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Uh, you can just do it.}} | {{TB|Uh, you can just do it.}} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Grandpa Van Houten's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Grandpa Van Houten's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh boy, | + | {{TB|Oh boy, I'm stuffed. I think I may have eaten one hot dog too many.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Me too. Can we sit for a minute before we set up our tents? I | + | {{TB|Me too. Can we sit for a minute before we set up our tents? I can't move right now.}} |
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
{{TB|How about we tell stories while we digest?}} | {{TB|How about we tell stories while we digest?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|That's a great idea! I can't wait to hear what crazy stories you have, Grandpa!}} |
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Great! Now | + | {{TB|Great! Now let's see. What story should I tell? Ah, of course...}} |
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|There was this young boy from Shelbyville. | + | {{TB|There was this young boy from Shelbyville. Or...was it a girl? Oh, no, I remember. It wasn't a boy or a girl...}} |
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|It was a werewolf, and he was from North Haverbrook. Well he originally was from Shelbyville, but he | + | {{TB|It was a werewolf, and he was from North Haverbrook. Well he originally was from Shelbyville, but he moved...}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Grandpa Van Houten Attempt to Tell a Story (4h, Grandpa Van Houten's RV, Van Houten House or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Grandpa Van Houten Attempt to Tell a Story (4h, Grandpa Van Houten's RV, Van Houten House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Milhouse: '''Task''': Make Milhouse Listen in Quiet Awe (4h, Grandpa Van Houten's RV, Van Houten House or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|So why did he have to move from Shelbyville to North Haverbrook?!}} | {{TB|So why did he have to move from Shelbyville to North Haverbrook?!}} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Grandpa Van Houten's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Grandpa Van Houten's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|So, | + | {{TB|So, what's the point of this show again?}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Well, the bad guy robots shoot lasers like this <nowiki>*</nowiki>makes machine gun noises<nowiki>*</nowiki> but the good guy robots shoot lasers like this <nowiki>*</nowiki>makes laser noises<nowiki>*</nowiki>.}} | {{TB|Well, the bad guy robots shoot lasers like this <nowiki>*</nowiki>makes machine gun noises<nowiki>*</nowiki> but the good guy robots shoot lasers like this <nowiki>*</nowiki>makes laser noises<nowiki>*</nowiki>.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I see. You know, | + | {{TB|I see. You know, it's gonna be dark soon. We should probably start setting up our tents.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Okay but do you think you could give me a hand with mine?}} | {{TB|Okay but do you think you could give me a hand with mine?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|They | + | {{TB|They don't call me the Great Outdoors Van Houten fer nothin'!}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|They call you that?}} | {{TB|They call you that?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|No, I said they | + | {{TB|No, I said they DON'T call me that. Not fer nothin'.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|It looks like the assembly instructions are in Chinese.}} | {{TB|It looks like the assembly instructions are in Chinese.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>screams<nowiki>*</nowiki> I just saw a bee! | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>screams<nowiki>*</nowiki> I just saw a bee! I'm allergic to bees. How about we just sleep in the RV for tonight?}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Way ahead of you, Grandpa.}} | {{TB|Way ahead of you, Grandpa.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Grandpa Van Houten Sleep in the RV (4h, Grandpa Van Houten's RV)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Grandpa Van Houten Sleep in the RV (4h, Grandpa Van Houten's RV)<br>If the user has Milhouse: '''Task''': Make Milhouse Sleep in the RV (4h, Grandpa Van Houten's RV)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Boy, nothing beats camping outdoors! I feel so refreshed. And | + | {{TB|Boy, nothing beats camping outdoors! I feel so refreshed. And it's just great to unplug for a while, you know? <nowiki>*</nowiki>turns off TV<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I know exactly how you feel, Milhouse. Experiencing the outdoors is just good for the soul.}} | {{TB|I know exactly how you feel, Milhouse. Experiencing the outdoors is just good for the soul.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh, I forgot to hookup the RV to the septic tank. That last flush must have emptied right onto your | + | {{TB|Oh, I forgot to hookup the RV to the septic tank. That last flush must have emptied right onto your Dad's driveway.}} |
{{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grandpa Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I think | + | {{TB|I think I'll teach a class on how to survive in the wilderness...}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Hail to the Chief! Ol' Gil's doin' the West Wing Ring-a-Ding-Ding!}} | {{TB|Hail to the Chief! Ol' Gil's doin' the West Wing Ring-a-Ding-Ding!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Mind if I spend a few nights in the back seat before the commission comes in? }} | + | {{TB|Mind if I spend a few nights in the back seat before the commission comes in?}} |
{{THT|On offer declined:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|On offer declined:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
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{{TB|Madam President, the latest approval numbers are in.}} | {{TB|Madam President, the latest approval numbers are in.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You | + | {{TB|You don't have to keep calling me Madam President. We've known each other since we were in diapers.}} |
{{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Perhaps not as long ago as | + | {{TB|Perhaps not as long ago as we'd like to admit.}} |
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Really?}} | {{TB|Really?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Anyway, about your approval rating — | + | {{TB|Anyway, about your approval rating — it's twice as high as any president in the last thirty-five years. A whopping 51%!}} |
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'm glad to hear it. Though, it's concerning that so few Americans have been satisfied with their president in such a long time.}} |
{{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Well, the rise of the Civil Unrest Party caused the Global Dominators to kill off the New Feudalists and opened the door for the We the Party People party.}} | {{TB|Well, the rise of the Civil Unrest Party caused the Global Dominators to kill off the New Feudalists and opened the door for the We the Party People party.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'm well aware of our nation's history, Milhouse. Now, was there anything else?}} |
{{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I was thinking you might want to show your gratitude with an address to the nation.}} | {{TB|I was thinking you might want to show your gratitude with an address to the nation.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Good idea. | + | {{TB|Good idea. Let's fit it in between golfing with the Sino-Soviet trade delegation and parasailing with the ambassador to the Magic Kingdom.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Secretary Van Houten Prepare | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Secretary Van Houten Prepare Lisa's Speech (4h, U.S. Capitol Building, Town Hall or Brown House)<br>If the user has President Lisa: '''Task''': Make President Lisa Prepare for Her Speech (4h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Damage Control Pt. 2=== | ===Damage Control Pt. 2=== | ||
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{{TB|A nameless lackey with ties to the deep state.}} | {{TB|A nameless lackey with ties to the deep state.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|But the deep state | + | {{TB|But the deep state doesn't exist.}} |
{{Tapped Out Man-in-Tan Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Man-in-Tan Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|And if you want to keep it that way, | + | {{TB|And if you want to keep it that way, you'll listen to what I have to say. Our oppo research has revealed that you have a thing for the president.}} |
{{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | ||
{{TB|What — No! Who told you that?}} | {{TB|What — No! Who told you that?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Man-in-Tan Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Man-in-Tan Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Relax, | + | {{TB|Relax, I'm only here to help. Now, here's the proposition...}} |
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Secretary Van Houten Listen to the Proposition (4h, U.S. Capitol Building, Town Hall or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Secretary Van Houten Listen to the Proposition (4h, U.S. Capitol Building, Town Hall or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | ||
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{{TB|That seems like an awfully specific piece of intelligence. Who is your source?}} | {{TB|That seems like an awfully specific piece of intelligence. Who is your source?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Man-in-Tan Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Man-in-Tan Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I could tell you that, but then | + | {{TB|I could tell you that, but then I'd have to kill you.}} |
{{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh, God please no, | + | {{TB|Oh, God please no, don't tell me, don't tell me!}} |
{{Tapped Out Man-in-Tan Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Man-in-Tan Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Uh...that was just an expression. Anyway, we just want to see the president "happy".}} |
{{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, when you put it in oddly menacing quotation | + | {{TB|Well, when you put it in oddly menacing quotation marks...it sounds like a great idea!}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{TB|My fellow Americans, you honor me and my administration with your historic high marks and praise.}} | {{TB|My fellow Americans, you honor me and my administration with your historic high marks and praise.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'd like to particularly thank the donors who gave the maximum amount below what is required for public disclosure.}} |
{{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Madam President, we have a situation.}} | {{TB|Madam President, we have a situation.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Not now, Milhouse, | + | {{TB|Not now, Milhouse, can't you see I'm in the middle of a speech?}} |
{{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Exactly. <nowiki>*</nowiki>lifts boombox over his head<nowiki>*</nowiki> President Lisa, I love you. Will you marry me?}} | {{TB|Exactly. <nowiki>*</nowiki>lifts boombox over his head<nowiki>*</nowiki> President Lisa, I love you. Will you marry me?}} | ||
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{{TB|Is that a yes?!}} | {{TB|Is that a yes?!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Ugh, | + | {{TB|Ugh, it's a hard no! Not in a million years!}} |
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Ahem. Apologies for the interruption. Now where was I?}} | {{TB|Ahem. Apologies for the interruption. Now where was I?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh yes, when I took over the presidency, America was a global embarrassment. I felt that pain then, and I REALLY feel it right | + | {{TB|Oh yes, when I took over the presidency, America was a global embarrassment. I felt that pain then, and I REALLY feel it right now...}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Secretary Van Houten Wallow in Shame (4h, U.S. Capitol Building, Town Hall or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Secretary Van Houten Wallow in Shame (4h, U.S. Capitol Building, Town Hall or Brown House)<br>If the user has President Lisa: '''Task''': Make President Lisa Be Embarrassed (4h, U.S. Capitol Building, Town Hall or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Milhouse! What has gotten into you? How could you embarrass me like that on national television?}} | {{TB|Milhouse! What has gotten into you? How could you embarrass me like that on national television?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'm sorry, Lisa. I got some bad intel. What can I do to help?}} |
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Call a cabinet meeting. I need the Secretary of Social Media and the Deputy Director for Trending Hashtags to advise me on #omgshebmean.}} | {{TB|Call a cabinet meeting. I need the Secretary of Social Media and the Deputy Director for Trending Hashtags to advise me on #omgshebmean.}} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Secretary Van Houten's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Secretary Van Houten's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Walking briskly down long hallways in the West Wing is the perfect place to | + | {{TB|Walking briskly down long hallways in the West Wing is the perfect place to think...}} |
{{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I need to do something. I got Lisa into this situation, so | + | {{TB|I need to do something. I got Lisa into this situation, so it's up to me to bail her out... I've got it!}} |
{{THT|'''Task''': Make Secretary Van Houten Twirl His Sign (8h)|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Secretary Van Houten Twirl His Sign (8h)|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|It's no use. This sign twirling gets less attention than climate change.}} |
{{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hey you! | + | {{TB|Hey you! You're the guy who told me to propose to Lisa on camera!}} |
{{Tapped Out Man-in-Tan Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Man-in-Tan Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Easy there, guy. I never told you to propose.}} | {{TB|Easy there, guy. I never told you to propose.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Man-in-Tan Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Man-in-Tan Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Although it was absolutely hilarious the way she turned you down. I | + | {{TB|Although it was absolutely hilarious the way she turned you down. I haven't laughed that hard since the day we shot that Go-Go Ray at Skinner.}} |
{{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Bart?! Is that you?}} | {{TB|Bart?! Is that you?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Took ya long enough to guess. | + | {{TB|Took ya long enough to guess. You're more gullible than CIA Director Ralph Wiggum.}} |
{{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | ||
{{TB|How could you do that to me? I humiliated myself in front of the whole country.}} | {{TB|How could you do that to me? I humiliated myself in front of the whole country.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|More importantly, you humiliated Lisa. I just needed her taken down a peg. | + | {{TB|More importantly, you humiliated Lisa. I just needed her taken down a peg. Mom's been going on and on about her since those approval ratings came in.}} |
{{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I | + | {{TB|I couldn't get her to make me a quesadilla last night. She wanted ME to do it so she could watch Lisa's stupid speech. Can you believe that?}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Secretary Van Houten's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Secretary Van Houten's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You put Milhouse up to this? Bart, do you understand the ramifications of what | + | {{TB|You put Milhouse up to this? Bart, do you understand the ramifications of what you've done?!}} |
{{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Relax, Lis. | + | {{TB|Relax, Lis. This'll all blow over by the next news cycle. Which is in three...two...one...}} |
{{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>panting<nowiki>*</nowiki> Lisa... | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>panting<nowiki>*</nowiki> Lisa...you're not...going to...believe it...}} |
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|What now?}} | {{TB|What now?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Your approval | + | {{TB|Your approval rating...shot up...to 78%!}} |
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|That's higher than the day President Gaga pushed Jeff Zuckerberg out of Air Force One. How is that possible?}} |
{{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mooch Bart Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Probably because you turned down a lame-o like Milhouse.}} | {{TB|Probably because you turned down a lame-o like Milhouse.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|It's true! All of the pundits attribute your approval increase to everyone's disapproval of me! Isn't that great? I fixed it!}} |
{{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | ||
{{TB|So, since your approval rating is now the highest in history, how about a kiss?}} | {{TB|So, since your approval rating is now the highest in history, how about a kiss?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out President Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, we | + | {{TB|Well, we wouldn't want to upset the voters, would we, Milhouse?}} |
{{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Secretary Van Houten Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Uh, right. Okay. | + | {{TB|Uh, right. Okay. I'll just go sit in the Situation Room and listen to the rest of that song on my boombox.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Secretary Van Houten Listen to His Boombox (4h, Marine One or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Secretary Van Houten Listen to His Boombox (4h, Marine One or Brown House)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
==The Hardest Place to Add Mass== | ==The Hardest Place to Add Mass== | ||
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{{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Gun those lats!}} | {{TB|Gun those lats!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Muscular Milhouse Gun His Lats (4h)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Muscular Milhouse Gun His Lats (4h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===The Hardest Place to Add Mass Pt. 2=== | ===The Hardest Place to Add Mass Pt. 2=== | ||
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{{TB|Are they calves or puppies?}} | {{TB|Are they calves or puppies?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'm gonna add "donkey brain" to the list of insults. Oh yeah!}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Muscular Milhouse Ogle | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Muscular Milhouse Ogle Duffman's Calves (4h, All Night Gym, Lugash's Gym or Brown House)<br>If the user has Duffman: '''Task''': Make Duffman Model His Artificial Calves (4h, All Night Gym, Lugash's Gym or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Wow. I never would have suspected those were fake.}} | {{TB|Wow. I never would have suspected those were fake.}} | ||
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{{TB|Who did you go to?}} | {{TB|Who did you go to?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Duffman went to Dr. Nick. | + | {{TB|Duffman went to Dr. Nick. Duffman's calves look great, but they're made of Playdough.}} |
{{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Playdough, huh? I think | + | {{TB|Playdough, huh? I think I'll give Dr. Hibbert a call.}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Muscular Milhouse's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Muscular Milhouse's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Ah, well if it | + | {{TB|Ah, well if it isn't little Milhouse.}} |
{{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Who you callin' little?!}} | {{TB|Who you callin' little?!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Easy, Milhouse. I'm guessing | + | {{TB|Easy, Milhouse. I'm guessing you're experiencing irrational irritability because of testosterone injections.}} |
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|And that | + | {{TB|And that you're here for more testosterone injections. <nowiki>*</nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
{{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|What? No, | + | {{TB|What? No, I'm here for calf implants. I need to get swole.}} |
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh, | + | {{TB|Oh, that's not really something I'd recommend for a seventeen-year-old, no matter how irrational or irritable.}} |
{{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I am not irrational! Or Irritable! And I just turned eighteen!! | + | {{TB|I am not irrational! Or Irritable! And I just turned eighteen!! I've had like twenty birthday parties!!!}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Muscular Milhouse Go on a Rampage (8h)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Muscular Milhouse Go on a Rampage (8h)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
===The Hardest Place to Add Mass Pt. 4=== | ===The Hardest Place to Add Mass Pt. 4=== | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Muscular Milhouse's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Muscular Milhouse's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Eh, | + | {{TB|Eh, what's the point. All this destruction isn't going to embiggen my calves. Although I did just TOTALLY blast my quads!}} |
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Excuse me, exceptionally muscular boy-sir. I | + | {{TB|Excuse me, exceptionally muscular boy-sir. I couldn't help but notice that you are very good at handling trash cans.}} |
{{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You want me to take the garbage out at the Kwik-E-Mart?}} | {{TB|You want me to take the garbage out at the Kwik-E-Mart?}} | ||
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{{THT|'''Task''': Make Muscular Milhouse Weakly Kick Snake (4h, Kwik-E-Mart or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Muscular Milhouse Weakly Kick Snake (4h, Kwik-E-Mart or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Snake Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Yo was that a joke, chicken legs? That kick was slower than | + | {{TB|Yo was that a joke, chicken legs? That kick was slower than Wiggum's response time. It was thinner than Duff Lite. It was weaker than—}} |
{{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I get it, | + | {{TB|I get it, you're not impressed. Moving on.}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Muscular Milhouse's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Muscular Milhouse's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|There's got to be someone in this town that needs my muscles.}} |
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I could use someone like you.}} | {{TB|I could use someone like you.}} | ||
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{{TB|You could?}} | {{TB|You could?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Yes indeed. In my line of work, we can always use muscle. | + | {{TB|Yes indeed. In my line of work, we can always use muscle. It's even its own job description.}} |
{{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|What do you need?}} | {{TB|What do you need?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, you see, some associates of mine are tired from lugging around | + | {{TB|Well, you see, some associates of mine are tired from lugging around my...area rugs. I need to hire someone to help share the load...}} |
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Preferably someone with an alibi for Tuesday night. You interested?}} | {{TB|Preferably someone with an alibi for Tuesday night. You interested?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Am I! I love a good rug. It really brings the room together.}} | {{TB|Am I! I love a good rug. It really brings the room together.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Muscular Milhouse Throw | + | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Muscular Milhouse Throw "Rugs" Over the Bridge (4h, Rickety Bridge, Covered Bridge or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Excellent work. I hope those rugs learned their lesson to always pay back what they owe. Plus the 125% vig.}} | {{TB|Excellent work. I hope those rugs learned their lesson to always pay back what they owe. Plus the 125% vig.}} | ||
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{{TB|Well, Milhouse. Thanks to Fat Tony, you have your new calf implants, and my access to black market stimulants has been restored.}} | {{TB|Well, Milhouse. Thanks to Fat Tony, you have your new calf implants, and my access to black market stimulants has been restored.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Thanks, Doc. After I tore up your office I thought | + | {{TB|Thanks, Doc. After I tore up your office I thought you'd never do that operation for me.}} |
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh, I | + | {{TB|Oh, I didn't do the operation.}} |
{{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Hey, everybody!}} | {{TB|Hey, everybody!}} | ||
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{{TB|Tonight, on Eye on Springfield: Are muscular men more attractive to women?}} | {{TB|Tonight, on Eye on Springfield: Are muscular men more attractive to women?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|In a recent poll, a shocking 95% of women say they | + | {{TB|In a recent poll, a shocking 95% of women say they can't stand muscular calves on a man.}} |
{{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Muscular Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Noooooo!}} | {{TB|Noooooo!}} | ||
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{{TB|In other news, Playdough announced the recall of a toxic batch of its signature product...}} | {{TB|In other news, Playdough announced the recall of a toxic batch of its signature product...}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|The announcement was made at the Springfield Factory — shown here as local toddler Maggie Simpson floats helplessly | + | {{TB|The announcement was made at the Springfield Factory — shown here as local toddler Maggie Simpson floats helplessly above...}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} |
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Contents
Salting the Books
Salting the Books Pt. 1
Salting the Books Pt. 2
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Salting the Books Pt. 3
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Salting the Books Pt. 4
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Salting the Books Pt. 5
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Loove At First Sight
Loove At First Sight Pt. 1
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Loove At First Sight Pt. 2
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Loove At First Sight Pt. 3
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Loove At First Sight Pt. 4
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Loove At First Sight Pt. 5
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A Squopping Good Time
A Squopping Good Time Pt. 1
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A Squopping Good Time Pt. 2
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A Squopping Good Time Pt. 3
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A Squopping Good Time Pt. 4
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A Squopping Good Time Pt. 5
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A Squopping Good Time Pt. 6
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The Great Indoors
The Great Indoors Pt. 1
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The Great Indoors Pt. 2
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The Great Indoors Pt. 3
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The Great Indoors Pt. 4
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The Great Indoors Pt. 5
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Marine One Gil Deal
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Damage Control
Damage Control Pt. 1
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Damage Control Pt. 2
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Damage Control Pt. 3
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Damage Control Pt. 4
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Damage Control Pt. 5
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The Hardest Place to Add Mass
The Hardest Place to Add Mass Pt. 1
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The Hardest Place to Add Mass Pt. 2
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The Hardest Place to Add Mass Pt. 3
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The Hardest Place to Add Mass Pt. 4
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The Hardest Place to Add Mass Pt. 5
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The Hardest Place to Add Mass Pt. 6
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