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Prize Gameplay

Slime and Punishment

Slime and Punishment Pt. 1

After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark: Bart: Look! The Jelly Monster is back! Stop it before it destroys the town! Jelly Monster: Jelly monster no want to destroy the town… Bart: You can talk? Like Cookie Monster? Jelly Monster: Of course me can talk. But…nobody ever try to talk to Jelly Monster. *sniffles* Nobody…like…Jelly Monster. Bart: Sorry man, but you WERE destroying the town earlier. Jelly Monster: Me only destroy town a teensy bit. Can me at least tell you why? Task: Make Jelly Monster Explain (4h, Simpson House or Brown House) If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Listen to the Jelly Monster (4h, Simpson House or Brown House) Bart: So, you thought that destroying buildings to collect metal and build a giant can would make people… want to eat you? Jelly Monster: You Earthlings all seem prefer cranberry jelly out of cans. Bart: We are a strange and wondrous people. Wiggum: Not so fast, Jelly Monster. You're under arrest for the destruction of private property! And public property! Wiggum: Is there a third kind of property? Probably that, too! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Slime and Punishment Pt. 2

After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark: Bart: Chief Wiggum, you can't arrest him. This was all just a big misunderstanding. Wiggum: Save it for the judge. Right now, this jelly is heading straight to the can! Jelly Monster: Me can? Yay! Wiggum: No, not YOUR can. THE can. You know, the… Ah, never mind, you'll see when we get there and hit you with the de-lousing powder. If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Chief Wiggum Take Jelly Monster to Jail (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House) Task: Make Jelly Monster Go to Jail (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House) Wiggum: Hey, stay inside the cage. Stop leaking out between the bars there, will ya? Jelly Monster: Me feel as though cage not designed for jelly-sapiens such as myself. Wiggum: Yeah you got a point there. Hey, Lou? Where do we keep the cages for jelly? Lou: Uh, don't think we got one of those, boss. Maybe the Jelly Monster could just serve his time through community service instead. Wiggum: Ah, yeah. So like maybe coaching an inner-city at-risk youth sports team or something? Lou: Or possibly something with fewer bone-filled children? Just sayin'. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Slime and Punishment Pt. 3

After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark: Krusty: So the court decided your community service should be helping out on my beloved children's show? Jelly Monster: That what this form says. Krusty: Then let's get you suited up. God knows we've had more disgusting sideshow hosts. Task: Make Jelly Monster Become Sideshow Jelly Monster (8h, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Brown House) Krusty: Sideshow Jelly Monster, the camera loves you! And so do these stupid kids. I haven't had ratings this good in years! Jelly Monster: Me…never felt love before. *sniffles* Quest reward: 100 and 10

Slime and Punishment Pt. 4

After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark: Kent Brockman: Tonight, on Eye On Springfield. The Krusty The Clown Show's latest gelatinous sideshow host is a smash hit, and the staff all enjoy free cranberry lunches. Kent Brockman: In a probably unrelated story, a record number of children who attended a live taping of the show have disappeared. Kent Brockman: Police are hoping to launch a full investigation as soon as I stop talking. Krusty: Whoa. Missing kids? You know anything about that, Sideshow Jelly Monster? Jelly Monster: Me would never harm an innocent child. That why after every show, me hug each and every one of them. Wiggum: Freeze, Sideshow Jelly! We're here to search for those missing kids from the news report. Jelly Monster: Me have nothing to hide. Just let me finish digesting this pelvis… Task: Make Jelly Monster Be Searched by the Police (4h, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Brown House) Eddie: Well well, what have we here? *pulls out children's bones from Jelly Monster's body* Jelly Monster: Me have no idea how those got there! They must be from when me was destroying town earlier! Wiggum: That's what they all say. You're headed straight back to jail... I mean, community service. Wait, you're already DOING community service? Uh, what's the protocol here? Eddie: Uh, Chief? They're getting away. Jelly Monster: Krusty, you helping me escape? Oh, you are true friend! Krusty: Don't flatter yourself, Jello Pop. You're my biggest cash cow and I gotta get you outta here! Quick, you drive, I'll shoot! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Slime and Punishment Pt. 5

After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark: Krusty: *sirens blaring* Look! We're only two miles from the state line. We're gonna make it! Wiggum: Pull the car over! Every cop in Springfield is behind you, all three of us, and you're headed straight for Springfield Gorge. Krusty: He's right. It's hopeless…let's just turn ourselves in. Maybe they'll go easy and give us community service. Jelly Monster: Me already on community service! *floors gas pedal* Krusty: What are you doing?! Jelly Monster: You never see that movie where Earth ladies drive off cliff at end? Krusty: *buckles up* Okay, but I get to be Thelma! Task: Make Jelly Monster Drive Off Springfield Gorge (8h, Springfield Gorge, Mount Carlmore, Mount Fuji or Brown House) If the user has Krusty: Task: Make Krusty Cover His Eyes (8h, Springfield Gorge, Mount Carlmore, Mount Fuji or Brown House) Krusty: *waking up* What the? Why aren't we dead? I thought we were toast for sure. Jelly Monster: It appear that my squishy cranberries padded our fall. Krusty: So cranberries taste great AND save you from deadly falls? If they handled my tax audit they'd be the perfect fruit! C'mon, let's boost another ride and head for Mexico! Wiggum: Not so fast! You're under arrest for… Hey Lou, what's the code for absorbing children? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Slime and Punishment Pt. 6

After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark: Blue-Haired Lawyer: Your honor, where is it written that a sideshow host cannot absorb the bones of children into their body? Judge Snyder: Chief Wiggum, what do you have to say to that? Wiggum: *whispers* Lou, what was that code again? Lou: How many times do I gotta tell you, there is none! If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Chief Wiggum Look up Crime Codes (8h, Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall or Brown House) Task: Make Jelly Monster Sweat Cranberry Juice (8h, Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall or Brown House) Wiggum: No code? Jeez... Um, your honor? Technically speaking, there is no crime for absorbing the bones of children into one's body. Judge Snyder: Very well. Case dismissed! *bangs gavel* Lou: I better be getting overtime for this. Wiggum: Not even a little, Lou. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Premium Gameplay

Blargity Blarg Blarg

Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 1

After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark: Blarg Alien: Blarg blarg, Blargity Blarg Blarg. Lisa: Dad, what's the Blarg Alien saying? All I hear is "blarg". Homer: He told me before that his ability to mind-meld came from a futuristic machine on his ship. I guess since the ship is out of gas he can't use it anymore. Lisa: I know! We'll build a translator. Then we'll know what he's trying to tell us! Blarg Alien: Blarg! Task: Make Blarg Alien Be Happy (1h, Simpson House or Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Call Professor Frink (1h, Simpson House or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 2

After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark: Lisa: Professor Frink, we need your help building a translator so we can understand what this alien is saying. Professor Frink: Egads, an alien you say? Good glayvin! Well, it's the burden of all highly intelligent creatures, such as myself, to be misunderstood by their lesser peers…such as yourself. Lisa: I'm in Mensa, I'll have you know. Professor Frink: I rest my case. Now let's see what we're working with here. Go ahead and speak, Mr. Alien sir with the three legs and the GINORMOUS body-moyvin. Blarg Alien: Blarg blarging blargity blarg. Blarg blarged, blarg. Blarg! Professor Frink: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And could you say that last part again? Blarg Alien: Blarg? Lisa: Are you sure you know what you're doing? I think you're confusing him. Professor Frink: We are merely performing the metaphorical dance that takes place when two beings of equal mental prowess begin to understand one another. Lisa: Then why is he actually dancing? Professor Frink: *sighs* It seems there is no word for "metaphorical" in the Blargonian language, so I apparently just challenged him to a dance battle. Task: Make Blarg Alien Breakdance (8h) Lisa: No, no, he doesn't want you to actually dance. Blarg Alien: Blarging Blarg? Lisa: Thanks for your time, Professor Frink, but I think we'll look for someone else to help. Professor Frink: Can I at least show him "the worm" first? I assure you, it's rather eye-popping. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 3

After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark: Lisa: Okay, Frink was a bust. Who else in this town has the smarts to help me figure this out…? Lisa: Hmm, I could see if Chief Wiggum would let Sideshow Bob out of jail to help us. What he lacks in sanity he makes up for in evil genius-ness. Lisa: Though he would probably try to kill Bart if we let him out… Blarg Alien: Blarg… Lisa: You're right, Blarg Alien. Bart's life IS worth the risk for such a worthy cause. Blarg Alien: Blarg! Task: Make Lisa Go to Jail (Just to Visit) (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House) Task: Make Blarg Alien Follow Lisa to Jail (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House) Wiggum: So you need to talk to Sideshow Bob, do ya? What's in it for me? Lisa: What is it that you need? Wiggum: Let's see… I'd ask for donuts, but I don't want to seem so cliché. Maybe a bandolier? Wiggum: Or what about one of those newfangled tasers that'll heat up your coffee if you aim it just right? Lisa: Well, I guess if it's just used on coffee then it's okay… Wiggum: Yep, nothin' but coffee. Coffee and peaceful protesters. Lisa: I'll just pretend I didn't hear that last part. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 4

After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark: Wiggum: Here ya go, Lisa. Sideshow Bob delivered fresh out of lockup. Ask your questions, then this homicidal wacko is heading straight back to minimum-security prison! Lisa: Sideshow Bob. Sideshow Bob: Lisa. Lisa: Look, I don't like you, and you don't like me, but I need your help. And in exchange, you get to spend the afternoon out of prison. Lisa: This is a Blarg Alien, and we can't figure out what he's trying to tell us. Sideshow Bob: So it's his fault I'm missing stroganoff day in the prison cafeteria? Task: Make Blarg Alien Say "Blarg" (1h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House) Sideshow Bob: Fascinating. An alien, right here in Springfield. Whatever could have possessed you to visit this rotting cesspool of a town? Blarg Alien: Blarg blarging blarg, Blargity Blarg Blarg blarg. Blarg! Sideshow Bob: Blarg, blarg. Blarging blarg bla blarg blarg. Blarg, blarg blarged blarg. Lisa: Wait, you speak Blargonian? Sideshow Bob: *laughing* Silly, silly Lisa. Firstly, it's not "Blargonian". It's merely a Blarg-heavy dialect of Swahili. Sideshow Bob: You see, the Blargs learned our speech by intercepting our TV broadcasts. The Swahili Channel, in particular, was the only broadcast strong enough to reach their home planet. Sideshow Bob: I learned all this from my prison pen pal. A delightfully desperate young Blargonian woman. You two would really hit it off. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 5

After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark: Blarg Alien: Blarg, blarg! Sideshow Bob: Blarg. Lisa: Okay, so what is it that the alien wants? Sideshow Bob: Since he's stuck here on Earth, he was hoping to watch some of our movies. Lisa: Movies? Sideshow Bob: Indeed. Our friend here is specifically asking for directions to Blockbuster Video. Lisa: Oh, he didn't quite travel far enough back in time for that. Task: Make Blarg Alien Shake Fists in the Air (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House) Blarg Alien: Blarg! Lisa: Don't be mad. You can still watch movies and TV shows, you just have to get them from somewhere that hasn't gone bankrupt. Yet. Blarg Alien: Blarg? Lisa: Yeah. But honestly, movies have been going downhill lately... Lisa: I think you'll be much more impressed with the endless selection of quality programming on network TV. *winks at camera* Quest reward: 200 and 20

Black Friday 2020

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 1

After the user logs in on November 18th: Task: Purchase 12 Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 2

After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 1: Task: Purchase 60 Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 3

After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 2: Task: Purchase 132 Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 4

After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 3: Task: Purchase 300 Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 5

After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 4: Task: Purchase 450 Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 6

After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 5: Task: Purchase 600 Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 7

After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 6: Task: Purchase 750 Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 8

After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 7: Task: Purchase 900 Donuts Quest reward: 100 and 10

Homerland

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Homer: It's finally happening, Bart! I'm getting my own theme park! Dreams really do come true! Bart: Theme park? This old pile of boards? It looks pretty crappy, Homer. Homer: Pfft, what do you know? And this is just the beginning. I've got some big plans for this place... Bart: Ow! I just got a splinter on one of your stupid boards! Homer: It's all part of the magical experience of Homerland. Homer: Also standing on that board counts as a ride and you never paid your admission. Pony up, boy. Task: Make Homer Make More Splinters (1h, Homerland Admission or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Back of the Line

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Marge: Homer, I don't know if this is a good idea. Are you sure this theme park is safe? Homer: Of course it is! Martin: Uh...Mr. Simpson? I fell off the trampoline and hurt my arm. Homer: Is it broken? Martin: Uh...I don't think so. Homer: You're fine. Turn's over. Back of the line. Task: Make Homer Send Martin to the Back of the Line (1h, Trampoline World or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

That Counts as a Turn

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Lisa: Dad, why did you turn our backyard into a giant mud pit? Homer: This "mud pit" is gonna make us all rich! It's part of my theme park, honey. Lisa: You think leaving the hose turned on overnight constitutes a theme park? Homer: *laughing* Of course not, silly. You need concessions too. I'm selling leftovers from dinner last night. Marge! We're almost out of taco casserole! Nelson: Hey nerd, catch this! *throws mud at Lisa* Lisa: I'll be in my room. Homer: Not before you pay your admission fee. Getting hit with mud counts as a turn. Task: Make Homer Charge Lisa (1h, Muckville USA or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Sorny Not Sorny

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Bart: Dad, are we actually here to buy a new TV? Homer: You better believe it. The Simpsons are due for an upgrade! Raphael: I smell a mark. Raphael: Welcome to The Boob Tubery. Where all your televisual dreams come true! Homer: I'm not here for your phony baloney sales pitches, so I don't want to hear, "you seem like a smart guy", or anything like that. Okay?! Raphael: I wouldn't dream of wasting the time of an intelligent expert such as yourself. So let's get to it. Raphael: These are our Panaphonics and Magnetbox models. They are superior machines. Homer: You can't fool me with these knock-off brands. Raphael: Heh, ya got me. Okay then, allow me to introduce you to a real beaut...the Sorny. Homer: Ooh! How much, how much?! Bart: Uh, Dad, I don't think... Raphael: Too late. Your father's already given me his entire wallet. Here, I'll let you keep the pictures. Task: Make Homer Buy a Sorny (1h, The Boob Tubery or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Leaving So Zune?

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Homer: Camcorders? Cameras? Phonographs? This is like a store from the future! Lisa: What are you talking about? All of this stuff is extremely outdated. Homer: Oh, yeah? If it's so dated, then why does it have a cutting-edge Zune music player? Squeaky Voice Teen: Next week we're getting our latest shipment of Walkmans. Care to join our member's program and enjoy 5% off your next purchase? Homer: Would I ever! Lisa: I can't watch this. Dad, I'll be in the car. Squeaky Voice Teen: Miss, would you care to browse our car phones and pagers before you go? Task: Make Homer Buy a Zune (1h, Circuit Circus or Brown House) Task: Make Lisa Walk Past the Car Phones and Pagers (1h, Circuit Circus or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Battle of the Bulges

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Homer: Okay, I'm about to go behind enemy lines. Did I bring everything? Homer: Fish hooks? Check. Live bait? Check. Waterproof dynamite? Double-check. Well it looks like it's time to face General Sherman! Task: Make Homer Battle General Sherman (4h, Catfish Lake) Quest reward: 100 and 10