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| − | ==Burning Bridges== | + | ==The Devil is in the Details== |
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| − | {{THT|After the user logs in on September 23rd:|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After the user logs in on October 14th:}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Skinner: Okay, set those digital whiteboards up over there. Gently…gently…}} |
| − | {{TB|Wow, Dad. I've never seen you read an actual newspaper before.}} | + | {{TBT|Lisa: Digital whiteboards, new computers for every student… Mr. Skinner, did the school win its lawsuit against Burns Slant Drilling?}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Skinner: No, Lisa. Sadly, it turns out Mr. Burns locked up all Native American property rights decades ago...}} |
| − | {{TB|Oh, this? This is just a large-print — wait, it IS a newspaper! Let's see...}} | + | {{TBT|Skinner: ...so the school being built on top of an ancient burial ground is NOT going to finally pay off.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Lisa: Gee, that's…too bad. Then how is the school paying for all this fancy new equipment?}} |
| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>reading<nowiki>*</nowiki> "Explosion at Nuclear Plant", "Serial Killer on the Loose"...}}
| + | {{TBT|Skinner: We, uh, have a new partnership with a very financially well-off neighboring school district.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Lisa: Shelbyville doesn't have any money, and although half of Europe seems to be located in Springfield now, I don't think they count either.}} |
| − | {{TB|Ooh, here's something: "Plans Unveiled For New CostMo"!}}
| + | {{TBT|Skinner: Can't we just have nice things for once?}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Lisa: In a public school? No.}} |
| − | {{TB|How many more CostMos do we need in Springfield? I can see three from our window right now.}}
| + | {{TBT|Skinner: Uh, just run along now, Lisa. School is no place for children to be asking questions.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Lisa Get to the Bottom of This (60s, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Town Hall or Brown House)}} |
| − | {{TB|Yeah, but to make room for this one, they get to finally tear down that dumb memorial bridge.}}
| + | {{TBT|Lisa: I've tracked down the superintendent of this flimflam school district, and it's…the devil?!}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Old Scratch: Well, one of 'em. I'm the scarier one. You can call me Old Scratch.}} |
| − | {{TB|No! Not the Springfield Memorial Bridge!}}
| + | {{TBT|Lisa: I don't plan on calling you at all.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Old Scratch: Oh, you will. There are so many portals between Springfield and Hell, you really can't avoid me.}} |
| − | {{TB|Oh, I'm sure they'll build a new bridge somewhere to memorialize the old one.}}
| + | {{TBT|Lisa: I can't believe Principal Skinner allowed this!}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Chalmers: Please. Making deals with the devil is way above Seymour's pay grade.}} |
| − | {{TB|But they can't tear it down! It was Bleeding Gums Murphy's favorite spot to play his saxophone. It's where we first met.}}
| + | {{TBT|Lisa: Superintendent Chalmers, you must know how devil stories always play out.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Chalmers: No worries. We have a legally binding contract. This deal's on the up and up.}} |
| − | {{TB|Look Lisa, nobody likes that bridge. It's ugly and it doesn't do that cool thing where it lifts up to let giant boats pass under it. Because of those two things, it deserves to go.}}
| + | {{TBT|Old Scratch: Or should we say the down and down below. Heh, heh!}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | + | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} |
| − | {{TB|Ugh, why am I wasting my time talking to you when I can be wasting my time talking to the mayor! <nowiki>*</nowiki>storms out<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>flips page<nowiki>*</nowiki> Man, newspapers got weird. No sports section, and twelve pages of obituaries?}}
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| − | {{THT|'''Task''': Make Lisa Go Straight to the Mayor (30s, Town Hall, Court House or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Homer Read More of His Newspaper (30s, Simpson House or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Look, Miss Not-Old-Enough-To-Vote-Yet, CostMo is my biggest political donor.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That's your argument?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Well, yeah. Plus, that bridge doesn't do that cool thing where it lifts up—}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|...to let boats pass under it. Yeah, I know...}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Well, then I'm glad we agree. The bridge is set to detonate this Sunday.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|But Springfield Memorial Bridge is a historic landmark!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It is? Shoot! Our laws forbid historic landmarks from being destroyed.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh, I just meant, you know... historic to me.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Ok, I don't have time for your nonsense anymore. Plus, I have a three o'clock tennis lesson with my mistress.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Today we're practicing our ground strokes.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Wait, what if I can raise enough money to repair the bridge? Would you agree to move the CostMo somewhere else?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Fine. If you can raise a million dollars by the end of the week, then I'll save the bridge.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|But it only costs half of that to repair it.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|The rest is, er-uh, a campaign donation.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ok, whatever it takes to save the bridge. But in the future, you really should be more covert about your bribes and kickbacks.}}
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| − | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | |
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| − | ==Song and Dance== | + | ==School Days, Hell Daze== |
| − | ===Song and Dance Pt. 1=== | + | ===School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 1=== |
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| − | {{THT|After completing Burning Bridges:|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After completing The Devil is in the Details:}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Ned: Bart, as your substitute teacher, we need to talk.}} |
| − | {{TB|Mr. Palmer? Mr. Le Marquez? I'm not sure if you remember me, but…}} | + | {{TBT|Bart: I didn't do it!}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Ned: I know you didn't.}} |
| − | {{TB|How could we forget the younger sister of jazz maestro Tic Tock Simpson!}}
| + | {{TBT|Bart: Sorry, that's my knee-jerk response.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Ned: Springfield Elementary has merged with the Bad Place. So…you're headed to our new sister school.}} |
| − | {{TB|The Skinny Palmer Trio hasn't been the same since we lost Tic Tock. Now we're just the <nowiki>*</nowiki>sobbing<nowiki>*</nowiki> Skinny Palmer Duo.}} | + | {{TBT|Bart: I don't do well with sisters.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Ned: You don't have to worry about your sister. The redistricting line actually cuts right through the middle of your house. Lisa's not going.}} |
| − | {{TB|I don't care if you're a duo or trio or even an ensemble! They're tearing down Springfield Memorial Bridge to build a CostMo!}}
| + | {{TBT|Bart: Cool!}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Ned: But Bart Simpson…you're going straight to Heck!}} |
| − | {{TB|Bleeding Gums Murphy's favorite saxophonin' spot?! But that bridge represents all things jazz in Springfield.}}
| + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Magic Runes [x175]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Bart Hell Portal to Hellementary School (2h, Springfield Elementary, Springfield High School, Hellscape, Town Hall or Brown House)}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Lisa: Miss Hoover! Half of the class is being portaled to Hell!}} |
| − | {{TB|Our only hope is raising enough money to fix the bridge...and to bribe the mayor.}}
| + | {{TBT|Miss Hoover: Don't think of it as "portaled to Hell", think of it as "escaping the misery in Springfield" — lucky brats.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Milhouse: At least we're getting some new kids in return!}} |
| − | {{TB|How much are we talkin'?}}
| + | {{TBT|Lisa: Yes, but that new girl seems a little strange.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Greta Wolfcastle: What's strange about twisting her head 360 degrees and vomiting hot embers?}} |
| − | {{TB|Well, a "Save The Bridge Jazz Benefit Concert" could do the trick.}}
| + | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|You find the venue, and we'll provide the music.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I feel like the third member of the trio!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, give us some saxophone, then.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>plays saxophone<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Maybe next year.}}
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| − | {{THT|'''Task''': Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br/>'''Task''': Make Lisa Find a Venue for the Benefit Concert (4h, Duff Stadium, Basketball Stadium, Springfield Hyperstadium, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Ah, yeah. Take the G-train, baby. Groovetone!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Who are you talking to?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Oh, didn't you hear? Your old man is getting the band back together. We are what happens when jazz meets funk, then ditches funk for ROCK!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|You know, we could come sing at your concert thingamajig...}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh, yeah…but all the money goes to save that bridge you hate, so...}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Well, I'm starting to warm up to that bridge.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ugh, your weird Dad-band can't play.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What about during sound check?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Fine.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Woo-hoo!}}
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| − | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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| − | ===Song and Dance Pt. 2=== | + | ===School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 2=== |
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| − | {{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 1:|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After completing School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 1:}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Hell Teacher: Class, I'd like to introduce our new transfer student: Beelzebart Simpson.}} |
| − | {{TB|Lisa, this venue is the size of two Superdomes. You realize that the jazz community in Springfield is extremely small.}}
| + | {{TBT|Beelzebart: Whaddup, down-under dorks?}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Hell Teacher: He's from the mortal realm of Springfield.}} |
| − | {{TB|Since Tic Tock left, our fan base probably couldn't fill a garage, let alone this.}} | + | {{TBT|Hell Teacher: Now Spike, you were explaining how you would torment innocent children?}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Hell Boy: Yes. You toss the bees nest right where the kid's playing. The bees get angry and they start stinging the kid.}} |
| − | {{TB|Two car or four car garage?}}
| + | {{TBT|Beelzebart: That's it? The bees sting him?}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Hell Boy: Yeah! Stinging hurts. Nobody likes hurt.}} |
| − | {{TB|When someone says "garage", you imagine a four car garage? Check your privilege.}}
| + | {{TBT|Beelzebart: Boring! The best torments combine physical AND mental "hurt"!}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Hell Boy: I s'pose you got a better idea?}} |
| − | {{TB|Fine, we'll just have the concert at Jazzy Goodtime's. But even then, how am I going to get enough fans to buy tickets?}}
| + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Magic Runes [x125]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Bart Explain Twisted Torments (2h, Springfield Elementary, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram or Brown House)}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Beelzebart: …so that way when the bee stings him, his pants fall down in front of the girls' locker room, and they all laugh!}} |
| − | {{TB|Marbles, are you thinking what I'm thinking?}} | + | {{TBT|Hell Teacher: Class, Beelzebart's prank is only theoretical…}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Beelzebart: Nuh-uh. I've done it.}} |
| − | {{TB|I don't know what you're thinking, but I'm excited!}}
| + | {{TBT|Hell Boy and Girl: *gasp*}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Hell Teacher: I think we may have a new star pupil in our midst!}} |
| − | {{TB|I'm thinking that promoting the concert is not our problem!}}
| + | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>low fiving<nowiki>*</nowiki> Outta sight!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Groovay, groovay!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Okay...well, I'm going to go off by myself and find some people in town who appreciate jazz.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Let us know when you've given up.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I liked them better when they were a trio.}}
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| − | {{THT|'''Task''': Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br/>'''Task''': Make Lisa Promote the Jazz Benefit Concert (4h, Town Hall, Court House, Simpson House or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Skinny Palmer: '''Task''': Make Skinny Palmer Recruit Jazz Musicians for the Concert (4h, Springfeild Retirement Castle, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>playing saxophone<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Jazz lovers of Springfield! I hope you are enjoying these cool jazz stylings. If you'd like to hear more, come to the "Save The Bridge Jazz Benefit Concert" this Friday night!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|I'd rather read the YA vampire book my son's writing!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Really? I'd love to hear your thoughts.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Does it end with the heartthrob vampire teaming up with the humans to take on all the "evil" vampires?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gulps<nowiki>*</nowiki> Am I that predictable?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ugh, at this rate, no one's going to buy a ticket.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|All right, my next song is "Fly Me to The Moon". <nowiki>*</nowiki>plays saxophone<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Boo! I'm trying to have a nice day out with my family and your jazz-noise is ruining it!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Even my Dad is booing me... Bleeding Gums Murphy, if you're listening, I need all the jazz powers you can summon. <nowiki>*</nowiki>plays saxophone<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Save it for KJAZZ!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>getting idea<nowiki>*</nowiki> KJAZZ, that's it!}}
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| − | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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| − | ===Song and Dance Pt. 3=== | + | ===School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 3=== |
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| − | {{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 2:|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After completing School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 2:}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Sherri and Terri: Why does the new girl get a nap time and we don't?}} |
| − | {{TB|This is KJAZZ radio and you're listening to "Moleman in the Morning". Sponsored by the Piano Tuners Union — When We Strike, We Strike A Chord.}}
| + | {{TBT|Martin: And why does her nap include floating four feet off the ground while spewing ash and cinders?!}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Miss Hoover: Nap or not, it's time she turns in her homework assignment!}} |
| − | {{TB|Today, I am joined by Lisa Simpson and the Skinny Palmer Duo for some "Bebop Banter".}}
| + | {{TBT|Lisa: Don't wake her up! She's gonna blow!}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}} | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Magic Runes [x125]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Kids Look Up Exorcism Videos [x5] (4h, Springfield Elementary, Springfield Library, Springfield High School or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Miss Hoover: '''Task: '''Make Miss Hoover Grade Vomit-Encrusted Homework (4h, Springfield Elementary, Moe's Tavern, Springfield Library or Brown House)}} |
| − | {{TB|Now, Lisa. I hear through the groovy grapevine that you're putting on a little jazz concert?}}
| + | {{TBT|Martin: This is worse than being beaten up for my lunch money!}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Miss Hoover: A floor covered in green vomit does make one yearn for the good old days.}} |
| − | {{TB|That's right! We're raising money for—}}
| + | {{TBT|Lisa: I'm not sure how, but this has Bart Simpson written all over it.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} |
| − | {{TB|Lisa, I've got this one…}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Folks, Moleman, jazzos and jazzettes, we got a couple cool cats bluesin' down a hot groove this fresh and funky Friday over at Jazzy Goodtime's.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yeah and it's all to benefit—}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|They're gonna be layin' licks smooth and sultry, poppin' off the top of the bebop, hittin' the drop, nonstop. And when we hit the refrain, you will be transported to the jazz promised land.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, you heard it here first, listeners. It's gonna be a hot show on Friday over at Jazzy Goodtime's!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|We'll be back with more "Moleman in the Morning" after a short break. Catch you on the B-side.}}
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| − | {{THT|'''Task''': Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br/>'''Task''': Make Lisa Promote the Benefit Concert on KJAZZ (2h, KJAZZ, KBBL Radio, KTV Building or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Skinny Palmer: '''Task''': Make Skinny Palmer Improvise Scat on KJAZZ (2h, KJAZZ)|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Time for some "Skat in the Hat".}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Skippity bah-dop, doo-diddly bebop, doo-bopparang-a-bah-dop-dop-diddly-bepop...}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Are we ever going to talk about the benefit concert?! We're raising money to repair Springfield Memorial Bridge in memory of Bleeding Gums Murphy!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, why didn't you say so?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Excuse me, can I finish now?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Doo-wop, bippity-bop! And I'm done.}}
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| − | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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| − | ===Song and Dance Pt. 4=== | + | ===School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 4=== |
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| − | {{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 3:|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After completing School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 3:}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Bart: So then I said, "That's not the only place you can stick a pitchfork!" The teacher gave me an A+!}} |
| − | {{TB|I can't believe every single person who called into the radio show asked to see Tic Tock Simpson.}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: Way to go, boy!}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Marge: Mmmm…I like this strange new sensation of being proud of my son!}} |
| − | {{TB|Except for that one guy who just breathed heavily into the phone for a while. That was weird.}} | + | {{TBT|Lisa: Mom, this isn't fair! Bart gets to go to fun school, while I have to sit next to a floating vomit queen from Hell — literally from Hell!}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Lisa: "Literally" in the sense that it's 100% accurate. Not how dad uses "literally".}} |
| − | {{TB|No, I called about him too. Just froze up when they put me "on air".}} | + | {{TBT|Homer: I literally don't know what you mean.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Magic Runes [x125]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Bart Brag About His Success Some More (4h, Simpson House)<br/>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Find a Way Into Hell (1h, Cursed Desk)<br/>'''Quest reward''': $100 and 10 XP}} |
| − | {{TB|Was Bart really that good?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|He's one of the best ten-year-old drummers I've ever played with.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> I think I'm gonna regret this...}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Regret what? Are you talking to us?}}
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| − | {{THT|'''Task''': Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br/>'''Task''': Make Lisa Ask Tic Tock to Come Out of Retirement (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Bart, I don't want some long drawn-out negotiation, but…I need your help.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You do all my chores for six months.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You don't even know what I was going to ask.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Something lame I'm sure.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It isn't lame! It's for a good cause!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Good cause? Make it a year of chores.}}
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| − | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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| − | ===Song and Dance Pt. 5=== | + | ===School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 5=== |
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| − | {{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 4:|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|After completing School Days, Hell Daze Pt. 4:}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Skinny Palmer Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Old Scratch: Hey, you're that smart, goody two-shoes from Springfield. We don't need your kind here!}} |
| − | {{TB|Lisa, this benefit concert is really hoppin'! I can feel the doo-woppity-bah-bops in my soul.}} | + | {{TBT|Lisafer: This is Hell? Doesn't seem so scary.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Marbles Le Marquez Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Old Scratch: I try very hard to make it horrific and you insult me.}} |
| − | {{TB|Blind Willie Witherspoon is almost done playing his set. Hoo-dog, that cat knows his way around an umbrella.}} | + | {{TBT|Lisafer: Sorry.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Old Scratch: I'm surprised you'd want to be stuck here in Hell forever. Just like your brother.}} |
| − | {{TB|But we're almost to the end of the acts and we haven't made nearly enough money. It's time to bring in the big guns. And by guns, I mean Bart.}} | + | {{TBT|Lisafer: Wait, does Bart know he's going to be stuck here forever?}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Old Scratch: You mortals really need to learn to read the fine print.}} |
| − | {{TB|Alright, Bart. You ready to give the people what they want?}}
| + | {{TBT|Old Scratch: I should boil the both of you, but I'm a deal-making fool! Let's do some business…}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}} | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Collect Magic Runes [x125]<br/>'''Task: '''Make Lisa Make a Deal With Old Scratch (1h, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House)<br/>If the user has Old Scratch: '''Task: '''Make Old Scratch Make a Deal With Lisa (1h, Hellementary School, Hellport Pentagram, Hellscape or Brown House)}} |
| − | {{TB|I'm not Bart. I'm Tic Tock "Skippity Bop" Simpson.}} | + | {{TBT|Lisafer: So in order to save Bart's soul I have to fail out of Hellementary School?}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Old Scratch: Yes, miserable failure is prized here.}} |
| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>groan<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | + | {{TBT|Old Scratch: Pass even one class and you and your brother will both be stuck here forever.}} |
| − | {{THT|'''Task''': Collect Vinyl Records [x125]<br/>'''Task''': Make Tic Tock "Skippity Bop" Simpson Give the People What They Want (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)<br/>'''Task''': Make Lisa Resent Bart's Innate Musical Talent (4h, Jazzy Goodtime's, The Jazz Hole, Cletus's Farm or Brown House)|colspan=2}}
| + | {{TBT|Lisafer: That fights every fiber in my body but I love a challenge! Time to fail away!}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>drum solo<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | + | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Wow, he really is good.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Raheem Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Boo!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Boo!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Boo! You suck!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Why is everyone booing? They're all specifically here for Tic Tock Simpson.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Boo! We want TikTok Simpson!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But…this IS Tic Tock Simpson!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Jack the Ripper Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No, TikTok Simpson! From that TikTok video where he did the funny dance!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> That's what you were asking for?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>chanting<nowiki>*</nowiki> DO THE DANCE!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rod and Todd Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>chanting<nowiki>*</nowiki> DO THE DANCE!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Matt Groening Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>chanting<nowiki>*</nowiki> DO THE DANCE!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Lisa, if I do the dance, then you have to add another year of chores!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|This better work!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Tic Tock Simpson Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>does the dance<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Knifey Spooney Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Woo! Now I can empty my wallet and donate to save the bridge!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rod and Todd Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Yay! Take our entire allowances!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You don't have allowances! I guess it is for charity though.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|The original TikTok video was better. But since I'm here, I might as well donate!}}
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| − | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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| − | ==When the Moon Hits Your Eye==
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{THT|After completing Song and Dance Pt. 5:|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, I suppose people still don't "get" jazz. But at least we raised enough money to repair the bridge.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And you did a beautiful job, Lisa.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> Bleeding Gums Murphy?! But…I thought you were—}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Dead? Lisa, I may be gone, but I'm not dead.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What do you mean?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, do you still think about me when you pass this bridge?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Of course I do.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, then there you go. I'm not dead as long as this bridge exists.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bleeding Gums Murphy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>plays saxophone<nowiki>*</nowiki> Want to join?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>plays saxophone<nowiki>*</nowiki> I think we make an awesome duo.}}
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| − | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{DEFAULTSORT:All This Jazz content update/Gameplay}}
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