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Museum of Unnatural History

After building Museum of Unnatural History: With the awesome power of time travel at our disposal, all the secrets of history will be revealed! Good Lord! I'm just about to publish: "Dishonest Abe: Lincoln's Hidden Past as America's Most Notorious Card Cheat". I'm not sure I WANT that one being investigated. Of course, if I traveled back in time first, and CONVINCED the sixteenth president to take up poker cheating... Task: Make Hollis Hurlbut Alter the Facts (4h, Homer's Workbench or Springfield Historical Society) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Simpson Genome Project

The Simpson Genome Project Pt. 1

After tapping on Hollis Hurlbut's exclamation mark: DNA analysis has opened the floodgates of historical inquiry. Anyone interested in a free DNA swab? Learn your family's genetic roots? Of course! I'd LOVE to know what great peoples of the past I'm related to. Lisa, I'm not sure the genetic soup that made me and Bart is a tasty one... Task: Make Lisa Get a Genetic Test (4h, Springfield Historical Society) Task: Make Hollis Hurlbut Send Tests Away for Study (4h, Springfield Historical Society) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Simpson Genome Project Pt. 2

After tapping on Hollis Hurlbut's exclamation mark: The results are in! The Simpson gene is overwhelmingly Neanderthal! Well, I did hear every person of Eurasian descent has a TINY amount of Neanderthal in them... It would be more precise to say the Simpsons have a tiny amount of human in them. I don't suppose you'd be willing to change that result? For my peace of mind? Lisa, I'm a historian. Twisting the evidence in whatever way is most convenient is what I do. Consider it done! Task: Make Hollis Hurlbut Alter the Facts (4h, Homer's Workbench or Springfield Historical Society) Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Simpson Genome Project Pt. 3

After tapping on Hollis Hurlbut's exclamation mark: It's amazing that primitive cavemen could survive into modern times. You should be so proud, Cave Lisa. I'm a straight-A student! I'm not a caveman! Well, I'll run a few more tests. But Neanderthals DID have larger craniums. It all fits, you see. NOTHING FITS! RUN MORE TESTS! Task: Make Lisa Get Further Testing (4h, Springfield Historical Society) Task: Make Homer Go in for Testing (4h, Springfield Historical Society) Homer, Lisa, you both have the largest heads I've ever recorded. That's why I'm so smart. Smart as an ape, they all say! Such fascinating primate behavior. What a discovery! I'M NOT A DISCOVERY AND NEITHER IS MY DAD! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Simpson Genome Project Pt. 4

After tapping on Hollis Hurlbut's exclamation mark: Lisa, as a peace offering, I brought you a present. Here. A shank of wild boar. I know how your people love big meat shanks. Save it. If I'm a Neanderthal, then I am going to celebrate my history. Besides, do you have any idea how interesting this will look on a college application? Yale, here I come! And I get to go on disability! Task: Make Lisa Study Neanderthal History (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Homer Skip Work (4h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 200 and 20

Diets Are for Boobs

Diets Are for Boobs Pt. 1

After tapping on Booberella's exclamation mark: Ever wonder how I got my booooob-iful physique? Prehistoric plastic surgery? Some sort of stone-based implants, most likely? Actually, it's the revolutionary Neo-Paleo Diet! Well, it SOUNDS safe and effective. My only concern is: is it trendy? Oh yes. It consists of the three foods our ancestor's bodies EVOLVED to eat: grubs, dirt, and starvation! Yum! I'm convinced! Task: Make Homer Research Neo-Paleo Diet (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Cavegirl Booberella Sell Her Book (4h, Curvaceous Cave) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Diets Are for Boobs Pt. 2

After tapping on Booberella's exclamation mark: The Neo-Paleo Diet is so simple and easy. All you need is to buy my 450-page book! It explains the pseudoscience behind the diet, based on the latest hunches of top psychic nutritionists. Slow down there, Professor! I'm sold! Task: Make Cavegirl Booberella Market Her Diet (4h, Curvaceous Cave) Task: Make Springfielders Begin Dieting [x5] (4h, Curvaceous Cave) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Diets Are for Boobs Pt. 3

After tapping on Booberella's exclamation mark: I've already lost two pounds on the Neo-Paleo Diet! And I've never felt hungrier! Krusty Burger sales are down fifty percent! Where are all my customers? We're living the natural, healthy lifestyle of our cavemen ancestors. I'm gonna live 'til I'm thirty and die of a broken leg that gets infected! Time to talk to this cavegirl huckster. Our two kinds of bullcrap could make beautiful music together... Task: Make Homer Forage (4h, Trees) Task: Make Krusty Research Diet Gimmicks (4h, Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Diets Are for Boobs Pt. 4

After tapping on Booberella's exclamation mark: Neo-Paleo Industries is proud to announce our new partnership! We are teaming with America's leader in fast, healthy food -- Krustyburger! Try the New Neo-burger! It's loaded with all the good things cavemen crave -- grubs, grubs, and more grubs! Which was always the main ingredient in my "burgers." But now, it's a selling point! Task: Make Springfielders Eat at Krusty Burger [x5] (30m, Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 200 and 20

The Power of Pharaohmones

The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 1

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark: Today, children, is our field trip to the museum, where we will study the relics of ancient Egypt. More importantly, we will execute the intricate, beautiful dance that is the buddy system. And if we could get through lunch without a food fight, that would be a first in school hist-- FOOD FIGHT! Simpson! We're not even on the bus yet! Task: Make Skinner Lead a Field Trip (4h, Springsonian Museum, Springfield Museum of Natural History or Springfield Library) Task: Make Kids Go on a Field Trip [x3] (4h, Springsonian Museum, Springfield Museum of Natural History or Springfield Library) Characters: Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Nelson, Ralph, Database, Dolph, Janey, Greta Wolfcastle The Pharaohs were ruthless dictators. All feared them, none dared disobey. In many ways, they were the elementary school principals of their day. What was that? Nothing, nothing. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 2

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark: Look! I think Skinner's flipped his lid! You will address me as Pharaoh! I think I've earned it, by switching clothes. Effective immediately, English will be replaced by Hieroglyphics, Gym by Manual Labor, and Math by Worship of Pharaoh. I'm not worshipping you. It'll destroy my brand! You will obey the Living God or face the ultimate penalty! The ultimate penalty, FYI, remains detention. Task: Make Pharaoh Skinner Teach Hieroglyphics (4h, Tuts 'n' Tots Elementary or Springfield Elementary) Task: Make Kids Learn Hieroglyphics [x3] (4h, Tuts 'n' Tots Elementary or Springfield Elementary Characters: Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Nelson, Ralph, Database, Dolph, Janey, Greta Wolfcastle No, no, no. It's eye before tree, except after sea. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 3

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark: Silence! No one said anything. Still, it's a fun thing to yell. Let's knock off class early and you guys build an enormous stone me. Hey, Lis. Let's secretly make the body of the statue a jackass. That'll show him! Great prank. You do realize, either way it'll take centuries to build this thing. I don't hear you coming up with ideas! Task: Make Pharaoh Skinner Rule With an Iron Ankh (12h, Pharaoh Throne) Task: Make Kids Build an Edifice of Skinner [x3] (4h, Tuts 'n' Tots Elementary or Springfield Elementary Characters: Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Nelson, Ralph, Database, Dolph, Janey, Greta Wolfcastle Look upon my works ye faculty and despair! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 4

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark: Seymour, none of my students showed up for class today. Not that I'm complaining. They toil for the glory of their Living God. That's me. I got a promotion. Great. I'll be in the faculty smoking lounge. Wait! How would you like to rule by my side? All that you see can be yours, from the baseball diamond to the P.E. storage shed! I think I'd better call Superintendent Chalmers. I begin the mating dance! Task: Make Pharaoh Skinner Do a Mating Dance (4h) Look upon my moves, ye groovy, and dig it! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 5

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark: SKIN-NER! What's this I hear about you establishing a dynasty on school property? Silence, GARY! Do not presume to meet my holy gaze. Skinner, grown a backbone? What's next: swarms of locusts and people praying to the sun? That's the plan! Task: Make Pharaoh Skinner Pray to Ra (4h, Tuts 'n' Tots Elementary or Springfield Elementary Seymour! Put down that scepter! You'll strain your back! Mother! I've become all-powerful, so will you please just let me have this! Oh, poo! Take off that dress and come home. My varicose veins aren't going to massage themselves. Yes, Mother... Quest reward: 200 and 20

Gil Intro

After tapping on Gil's exclamation mark: Do you hear that? Hear what? Music! And everyone's number one favorite KIND of music -- classical! What up, jerks?! It's me, the Liam Gallagher of the 1700s! Wolfgang Amadeus Thrash H-Bomb Mozart! Hey, Mozart! Get your own look! I call likeness infringement! On offer accepted: Finally! A sale! I'm taking my best girl out for dinner or a movie! Whichever is cheaper! On offer declined: No Mozart? Hey, I got a Beethoven in decent condition, if you're interested? No? Gently used Brahms? No?

Requiem in D-Ception

Requiem in D-Ception Pt. 1

After tapping on Mozart's exclamation mark: Hello, Springfield! Are you ready to get classical? Cute costume, Bart. You don't even TALK like you're from the eighteenth century. Mozart's stage banter was always ahead of its time, little girl. Now who is this "Bart" you speak of? Have it your way. I'll get a piano, and we'll SEE who's the musical genius in this family. Task: Make Lisa Get a Piano (4h, Concert Hall) Task: Make Mozart Write Music by Foot (1h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Requiem in D-Ception Pt. 2

After tapping on Mozart's exclamation mark: All right, "Wolfgang". If you're such a musical prodigy, prove it. I have just written an entire opera in my head. I call it, "The Magic Loser". Guess who it's about? You're no musician. You couldn't play "Hot Cross Buns" on a PLAYER piano. I know that song. Here, allow me to improvise fifty variations, playing the keyboard with only my naked butt. Task: Make Mozart Play a Masterpiece (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Requiem in D-Ception Pt. 3

After tapping on Mozart's exclamation mark: Impressed? I thought the farts-only version was quite melodious, myself. I don't know how you managed that trick, Bart. We have an expression in the 1700s. It goes "nanny-nanny-boo-boo, chump"! I'll show you TWO can play at this game. Task: Make Lisa Dress as Classical Musician Salieri (4h, Concert Hall) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Requiem in D-Ception Pt. 4

After tapping on Mozart's exclamation mark: I challenge you to a musical duel, Mozart! Winner gets to headline the Concert Hall opening! And the loser... will be you. Do it Lisa! I have faith in you. I don't! But good luck, anyway, sis! Thanks Bart. Wait, you're YOU? So that's really... MOZART? *gulp* I need some water... Task: Make Mozart Play (8h) Task: Make Lisa Drink From the Wrong Glass (4h) Hey, you stole my wine! What kind of a kid drinks port at noon? Duh. The eighteenth century kind. My head hurts... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Requiem in D-Ception Pt. 5

After tapping on Mozart's exclamation mark: What was that unusual music you were playing, Lisa? Oh, that's right. You're never heard jazz before, have you? What did you think? Seemed like a lot of pretentious, self-involved noodling with no melody. Does ANYBODY like jazz? Ah well, at least I got my family to listen to me play for ten minutes straight. That's a new record! Task: Make the Simpson Family Celebrate Together [x3] (4h, Concert Hall) Task: Make Mozart Celebrate With Everyone Else (4h, Concert Hall) Task: Make Everyone Else Celebrate [x5] (4h, Concert Hall) Quest reward: 200 and 20

No Leg to Stand On

No Leg to Stand On Pt. 1

After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark: ARRRR! I be Blackbeard, scourge of the Seven Seas! Gaze upon me and tremble, ye landlubbers! Cool! A fun pirate! Fun?! Yer not scared of the vile murderer Edward Teach? Not at all! Pirates are awesome, even if some people say they're for babies. It's not like you're the GHOST of Blackbeard or anything. Wait, are you? Uh... sure thing. If that's what scares ye, that's what I be. Boo! Task: Make Blackbeard Seek His Treasure (4h, Ghost Pirate Airship) Task: Make Milhouse Run in Fear (4h, Van Houten House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

No Leg to Stand On Pt. 2

After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark: Me treasure is dug up! How was I to know that Miami Beach would prove a less-than-ideal hiding spot? I'm penniless, ship-less, no one's afraid of me, and I don't even have a crew. Maybe I can join his vile pirate crew! Can I, Ma? Can I? That sounds so cute! Let me get a picture of you with the funny "pirate". Look, lady. I murder people. All the time. Over a few gold pieces. I'm not proud of it, but there you go. Ooh! Him a SCARY pirate, isn't him? ... Task: Make Bart Apply to Be a Pirate (4h, Ghost Pirate Airship) Task: Make Blackbeard Accept Applications (4h, Ghost Pirate Airship) If all the lads here are like this "Bart" fellow, it's going to be one pathetic crew. He made me promise him chocolate milk at every meal and one hour a day of something called "screen time". Quest reward: 100 and 10

No Leg to Stand On Pt. 3

After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark: Without me terrifying reputation, I'm nothing! But how can I make people fear me without a ship or crew? The right firearm might bring your swagger back, my friend. Arr! You be missing a limb! I like that. Three really is the ideal number of appendages for a fellow. Step into my store... Task: Make Blackbeard Check Out Wares (4h, Herman's Military Antiques) Task: Make Herman Display Arms (4h, Herman's Military Antiques) Good God! I be one of history's bloodiest pirates, and even I be horrified by the cannons these people carry around. What kind of lunatic needs a semi-automatic rifle? No wonder these trigger-happy madmen aren't scared of ol' Blackbeard! Quest reward: 100 and 10

No Leg to Stand On Pt. 4

After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark: No one here understands me. I be obsolete. A dinosaurrrrrrrr. I like the cut of your "arrrrrrrrrrrs", stranger. Do me ears deceive me? Be you a fellow pirate? No. But for some reason, I talk like one. Point is, matey, you arrrrrre not alone. Take me to sea, or lose me forever! Step right this way. Me ship awaits! Task: Make Sea Captain Join the Crew (4h, Ghost Pirate Airship) Task: Make Blackbeard Pour Mugs O' Rum (4h, Ghost Pirate Airship) Quest reward: 200 and 20