Difference between revisions of "Marge the Sellout/Quotes"
Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
(Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Marge''': Homer! You have to get rid of all your old "TV Guides"! :'''Homer''': Oh, here we go. First we had to get rid of Grampa, then we had to get rid ...") |
Solar Dragon (talk | contribs) |
||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
| − | {{TabQ}} | + | {{TabQ|nogags}} |
| − | + | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer! You have to get rid of all your old "TV Guides"! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Oh, here we go. First we had to get rid of Grampa, then we had to get rid of that rabid squirrel in the basement, and now this! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} do you even keep these? | |
| + | {{qf|Homer}} I don't like to throw until I've finished the crossword puzzles. | ||
---- | ---- | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Why are you blocking the door? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Well, um... you see... I got a little carried away with the whole eBuy things and... | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom sold all our stuff! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Let's stay calm. I'm just going to get a beer out of the fridge. We'll all sit on the couch, watch a little TV, and figure this out. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} There's no fridge, no beer, no couch, and no TV! | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I checked the records for mom's sales. Almost everything was purchased by the same buyer! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} What are the odds? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} 3456.5 to I if you carry the long division! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Homer? Why are you here? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} It's Opposite day, children! Today I'm Professor Homer Simpson P.H.N.Y.P.d! Now if you'll excuse me! I have to help some college kids with their homework! | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Artie Ziff]]}} Homer Simpson! I challenge you! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I accept! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Artie Ziff}} You idiot! Yo don't even know what I'm challenging you to! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I'm hoping it's a pie-eating contest! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Artie Ziff}} [SIGH] We'll have a quiz about your family! Win and you'll get your things back! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} And if I win? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Artie Ziff}} Are you even listening? That's what you get if you win. Now if you lose -- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I accept! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Artie Ziff}} [ARRGH] If you lose I get a date with Marge. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} No. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Artie Ziff}} Fine. Then a date with your sister patty. Can we just get started? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I accept! | |
---- | ---- | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Mr. Ziff, what does it feel like to be part of the Simpson family? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Artie Ziff}} I... er... well, that is... I don't know. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} It feels like home. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Artie Ziff}} You win! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Ha! In your face, loser! | |
Revision as of 18:52, July 30, 2020
- Marge: Homer! You have to get rid of all your old "TV Guides"!
- Homer: Oh, here we go. First we had to get rid of Grampa, then we had to get rid of that rabid squirrel in the basement, and now this!
- Marge: do you even keep these?
- Homer: I don't like to throw until I've finished the crossword puzzles.
- Homer: Why are you blocking the door?
- Marge: Well, um... you see... I got a little carried away with the whole eBuy things and...
- Bart: Mom sold all our stuff!
- Homer: Let's stay calm. I'm just going to get a beer out of the fridge. We'll all sit on the couch, watch a little TV, and figure this out.
- Lisa: There's no fridge, no beer, no couch, and no TV!
- Lisa: I checked the records for mom's sales. Almost everything was purchased by the same buyer!
- Bart: What are the odds?
- Homer: 3456.5 to I if you carry the long division!
- Bart: Homer? Why are you here?
- Homer: It's Opposite day, children! Today I'm Professor Homer Simpson P.H.N.Y.P.d! Now if you'll excuse me! I have to help some college kids with their homework!
- Artie Ziff: Homer Simpson! I challenge you!
- Homer: I accept!
- Artie Ziff: You idiot! Yo don't even know what I'm challenging you to!
- Homer: I'm hoping it's a pie-eating contest!
- Artie Ziff: [SIGH] We'll have a quiz about your family! Win and you'll get your things back!
- Homer: And if I win?
- Artie Ziff: Are you even listening? That's what you get if you win. Now if you lose --
- Homer: I accept!
- Artie Ziff: [ARRGH] If you lose I get a date with Marge.
- Marge: No.
- Artie Ziff: Fine. Then a date with your sister patty. Can we just get started?
- Homer: I accept!
- Lisa: Mr. Ziff, what does it feel like to be part of the Simpson family?
- Artie Ziff: I... er... well, that is... I don't know.
- Lisa: Dad?
- Homer: It feels like home.
- Artie Ziff: You win!
- Homer: Ha! In your face, loser!
