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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, do the right lines. You're ruining "Troilus and Cressida"! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} C'mon, Lis, I'm just doing a little improv to lighten things up. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Juliet]]}} Oh, Romeo, swear not by the moon. Swear not by the fence. Just stop swearing already! You'll wake up my parents! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Romeo]]}} I stubbed by toe on your @#!! garden gnome! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Scratchy]]}} You know Itchy, I like violence as much as the next guy, but whoever wrote this is really messed up. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Itchy]]}} Word! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[King Lear]]}} Man, being a king is so boring. Goneril, Regan, Cordelia! We're going to play a game! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Regan]]}} A game? What an excellent idea, father! Tag? Chess? Hunting peasants for sport? | |
| − | + | {{qf|King Lear}} Better! This is a game called, "Who loves daddy best?" | |
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| − | + | {{qf|King Lear}} I must find my daughter. My sweet loving child! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Richard III]]}} Some dogs were chewing on something in the bushes. | |
| − | + | {{qf|King Lear}} Oh by, the gods, no! Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks, rage, blow-- | |
| − | + | {{qf|Romeo}} Hold it! | |
| − | + | {{qf|King Lear}} What? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Romeo}} She's totally faking to get attention! She did the same thing to me! | |
| − | + | {{qf|King Lear}} Aaah! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Cordelia]]}} Romeo! You shouldn't even be here! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Romeo}} Told ya! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Cordelia}} You are so rude... so rude... so rude... | |
Revision as of 18:53, July 4, 2020
- Lisa: Bart, do the right lines. You're ruining "Troilus and Cressida"!
- Bart: C'mon, Lis, I'm just doing a little improv to lighten things up.
- Juliet: Oh, Romeo, swear not by the moon. Swear not by the fence. Just stop swearing already! You'll wake up my parents!
- Romeo: I stubbed by toe on your @#!! garden gnome!
- Scratchy: You know Itchy, I like violence as much as the next guy, but whoever wrote this is really messed up.
- Itchy: Word!
- King Lear: Man, being a king is so boring. Goneril, Regan, Cordelia! We're going to play a game!
- Regan: A game? What an excellent idea, father! Tag? Chess? Hunting peasants for sport?
- King Lear: Better! This is a game called, "Who loves daddy best?"
- King Lear: I must find my daughter. My sweet loving child!
- Richard III: Some dogs were chewing on something in the bushes.
- King Lear: Oh by, the gods, no! Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks, rage, blow--
- Romeo: Hold it!
- King Lear: What?
- Romeo: She's totally faking to get attention! She did the same thing to me!
- King Lear: Aaah!
- Cordelia: Romeo! You shouldn't even be here!
- Romeo: Told ya!
- Cordelia: You are so rude... so rude... so rude...
