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- Sea Captain: Arrr, me little mateys! There I be, lost at sea and forced to eat me own leg in order to survive... "arrrr!" screams I, as I took me first bite...
- Bart: Sorry, I'm late... I had to swing by the bus stop and pick up Mike Piazza.
- Edna: Mike Piazza hardly qualifies as an old codger!
- Bart: Uh, duh! I thought you said, "bring in your favorite old Dodger."
- Marge: Bart, I've made an appointment to have the doctor to check on your hearing.
- Bart: Genetic engineering? Cool, mom! Let's make a Simpson with Lisa's brains and my good looks.
- Homer: What's with the boy, Marge?
- Marge: He may be losing his hearing.
- Dr. Hibbert: This shouldn't take more than a few minutes, Mrs. Simpson. Of course, I'll still bill you for the whole hour. Ah hee hee hee! Ho, ho! Looks like we struck the mother lode!
- Bart: I hear ping noises in the engine. Sounds like carbon build-up in the cylinders. Wow! I can hear the grass growing on our lawn! I can hear Homer talking downstairs!
- Homer: See? I told you I would've known if I'd eaten a wedding ring.