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− | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Mom! You mother us too much! | |
− | + | {{qf|Marge}} Enjoy it while you can kids! Because when you are grown up and I am dead, you will have no one to look after you! | |
:''Bart and Lisa depart for school. Homer enters living room.'' | :''Bart and Lisa depart for school. Homer enters living room.'' | ||
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} Marge! A spider got near the car keys! | |
− | + | {{qf|Marge}} You did the right thing in coming to me, Homie. | |
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− | + | {{qf|Homer}}: Papa Bear has a present for his Mama Bear. | |
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:''Springfield Elementary. Miss Krabappel's class is having their picture taken.'' | :''Springfield Elementary. Miss Krabappel's class is having their picture taken.'' | ||
− | + | {{qf|Edna Krabappel}} Children, stop fidgeting! Bart Simpson, why are you scratching so much? Oh my goodness, you have head lice! How could this have happened? | |
:''Flashback to Van Houten residence. A monkey is atop Bart's head.'' | :''Flashback to Van Houten residence. A monkey is atop Bart's head.'' | ||
− | + | {{qf|Milhouse}} We found him asleep inside a wicker basket we bought at Pier One! | |
:''Springfield Elementary.'' | :''Springfield Elementary.'' | ||
:'''Bart'''{talking to himself}: Hey, how come I got lice and nothing bad happened to Milhouse? | :'''Bart'''{talking to himself}: Hey, how come I got lice and nothing bad happened to Milhouse? | ||
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:'''Milhouse''' ''[talking to himself while shivering]:'' So cold...so very cold. | :'''Milhouse''' ''[talking to himself while shivering]:'' So cold...so very cold. | ||
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− | + | {{qf|Maud Flanders}} I don't judge Homer and Marge. That's for a vengeful God to do. | |
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− | + | {{qf|Ned Flanders}} ''[Upon learning that the Simpsons children were not baptized]'' Until this I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less-hellbound family. | |
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− | + | {{qf|Marge}}"I miss how Bart would say something and end with Dude." | |
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− | + | {{qf|Bart}}"Here you go, Todd, the city edition." | |
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− | + | {{qf|Ned Flanders}}"The bridal feast of Bethchedruharrezeb?" | |
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:'''Lisa:"'''Everything has a Pat Booneish Quality." | :'''Lisa:"'''Everything has a Pat Booneish Quality." | ||
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− | + | {{qf|Maude Flanders}} Come on Bart, your younger sister is not complaining. | |
− | + | {{qf|Bart}} The only reason Maggie is not complaining is because she cannot talk! | |
:''Maggie removes her pacifier.'' | :''Maggie removes her pacifier.'' | ||
− | + | {{qf|Maggie}} Daddily doodily! | |
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− | + | {{qf|Marge}} The only thing I am high on is love! Love for my son and daughters. Yes, a little L.S.D. is all I need! | |
:''Homer is shocked by what Marge unitentionally said and ushers her out.'' | :''Homer is shocked by what Marge unitentionally said and ushers her out.'' | ||
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} Come on Marge, let us get out of here before they change their minds about us! | |
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- Lisa: Mom! You mother us too much!
- Marge: Enjoy it while you can kids! Because when you are grown up and I am dead, you will have no one to look after you!
- Bart and Lisa depart for school. Homer enters living room.
- Homer: Marge! A spider got near the car keys!
- Marge: You did the right thing in coming to me, Homie.
- Homer:: Papa Bear has a present for his Mama Bear.
- Springfield Elementary. Miss Krabappel's class is having their picture taken.
- Edna Krabappel: Children, stop fidgeting! Bart Simpson, why are you scratching so much? Oh my goodness, you have head lice! How could this have happened?
- Flashback to Van Houten residence. A monkey is atop Bart's head.
- Milhouse: We found him asleep inside a wicker basket we bought at Pier One!
- Springfield Elementary.
- Bart{talking to himself}: Hey, how come I got lice and nothing bad happened to Milhouse?
- Milhouse has the chills, indicating he is sick and has a fever.
- Milhouse [talking to himself while shivering]: So cold...so very cold.
- Maud Flanders: I don't judge Homer and Marge. That's for a vengeful God to do.
- Ned Flanders: [Upon learning that the Simpsons children were not baptized] Until this I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less-hellbound family.
- Marge:"I miss how Bart would say something and end with Dude."
- Bart:"Here you go, Todd, the city edition."
- Ned Flanders:"The bridal feast of Bethchedruharrezeb?"
- Lisa:"Everything has a Pat Booneish Quality."
- Maude Flanders: Come on Bart, your younger sister is not complaining.
- Bart: The only reason Maggie is not complaining is because she cannot talk!
- Maggie removes her pacifier.
- Maggie: Daddily doodily!
- Marge: The only thing I am high on is love! Love for my son and daughters. Yes, a little L.S.D. is all I need!
- Homer is shocked by what Marge unitentionally said and ushers her out.
- Homer: Come on Marge, let us get out of here before they change their minds about us!