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Difference between revisions of "Level 1 (The Simpsons: Hit & Run)/Quotes"

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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homie, somebody ate every dessert in the house. I need you to run to the store and pick up some of the ice cream with the mini-pies in it.
 
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homie, somebody ate every dessert in the house. I need you to run to the store and pick up some of the ice cream with the mini-pies in it.
 
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Must have been one of our kids. Probably Milhouse.
 
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Must have been one of our kids. Probably Milhouse.
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;S-M-R-T
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:'''Marge''': Homie, Lisa left for school without her science project. Can you get it to her?
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:'''Homer''': Oh, do I have to?
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:'''Marge''': You can drop it off on your way to work.
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:'''Homer''': AND I have to go to work?!
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:''(Homer finally gives the science project to Lisa before class)''
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:'''Lisa''': Thanks for bringing me my model of the digestion system... hey, where's the gall bladder?
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:'''Homer''': I got hungry, and it was a fig.
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:'''Lisa''': It was modelling clay!
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:'''Homer''': Ooooh...
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:'''Lisa''': Oh, and by the way, Dad, Mom called, she says she needs to talk to you at home before you go to work.
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:'''Homer''': D'oh!
  
 
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The Cola Caper
Marge: Homie, somebody ate every dessert in the house. I need you to run to the store and pick up some of the ice cream with the mini-pies in it.
Homer: Must have been one of our kids. Probably Milhouse.
S-M-R-T
Marge: Homie, Lisa left for school without her science project. Can you get it to her?
Homer: Oh, do I have to?
Marge: You can drop it off on your way to work.
Homer: AND I have to go to work?!
(Homer finally gives the science project to Lisa before class)
Lisa: Thanks for bringing me my model of the digestion system... hey, where's the gall bladder?
Homer: I got hungry, and it was a fig.
Lisa: It was modelling clay!
Homer: Ooooh...
Lisa: Oh, and by the way, Dad, Mom called, she says she needs to talk to you at home before you go to work.
Homer: D'oh!

Pretty Theft Homer
Ned: Hello, Homer. Some of my possessions have disappeared. I called the police to find the thief.
Homer: Thief, eh?
Ned: My lawn mower, my cooler, my lawn chair, a family portrait, even Rod's inhalator. What kind of vandal would take this stuff?