Difference between revisions of "Bear Patrol II: Polar Excess/Quotes"
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' What?! We've gotta save him! | :'''[[Homer]]:''' What?! We've gotta save him! | ||
− | :'''[[Carl]]:''' But bear patrol regulations require four | + | :'''[[Carl]]:''' But bear patrol regulations require four members for a rescue mission! |
:'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' I might be able to "bear" the load, boys! | :'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' I might be able to "bear" the load, boys! | ||
:'''[[Lenny]]:''' You?! | :'''[[Lenny]]:''' You?! | ||
− | :'''[[Homer]]:''' | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Chief Wiggum?! |
− | :'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' That's right. And it looks like you | + | :'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:''' That's right. And it looks like you can't "bear"-ly afford to say no to my offer! |
− | :'''[[Lenny]]:''' Eh... bit of a | + | :'''[[Lenny]]:''' Eh... bit of a stretch with that one. |
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− | :'''[[Homer]]:''' We just have to remind the bars how much they love Buzz Cola! Soon they'll be surfing down ice slopes, juggling salmon, and building glowing igloos. Just like in the | + | :'''[[Homer]]:''' We just have to remind the bars how much they love Buzz Cola! Soon they'll be surfing down ice slopes, juggling salmon, and building glowing igloos. Just like in the commercials! |
− | :'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:'''That'll never work! Look, what makes a lot more sense | + | :'''[[Clancy Wiggum]]:'''That'll never work! Look, what makes a lot more sense is if I use you as a human shield. Whaddya say? |
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Never! | :'''[[Homer]]:''' Never! | ||
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' And it feels really good to finally be back with the people I love... Great to have yo back, Barney! | :'''[[Homer]]:''' And it feels really good to finally be back with the people I love... Great to have yo back, Barney! | ||
− | :'''[[Carl]]:''' It's just not the holidays without the whole team | + | :'''[[Carl]]:''' It's just not the holidays without the whole team together! |
− | :'''[[Lenny]]:''' I'm just happy that buzz decided to stop using the polar bears as | + | :'''[[Lenny]]:''' I'm just happy that buzz decided to stop using the polar bears as advertising mascots! |
:'''[[Carl]]:''' Wonder what they'll go with next. | :'''[[Carl]]:''' Wonder what they'll go with next. |
Revision as of 22:18, January 15, 2015
- Lindsey: Here comes the highlight of the annual Christmas parade, the Buzz Cola float!
- Rainer Wolfcastle: Ha ha! The polar bears bring warmth to my heart! Look at that one! He is wearing the hat of a human!
- Lindsey: It's always great to see some of nature's greatest predators acting so adorable!
- Rainer Wolfcastle: Much like in my upcoming animated comedy "Christmas Ape in the 6th Dimension."
- Homer: What?! We've gotta save him!
- Carl: But bear patrol regulations require four members for a rescue mission!
- Clancy Wiggum: I might be able to "bear" the load, boys!
- Lenny: You?!
- Homer: Chief Wiggum?!
- Clancy Wiggum: That's right. And it looks like you can't "bear"-ly afford to say no to my offer!
- Lenny: Eh... bit of a stretch with that one.
- Homer: We just have to remind the bars how much they love Buzz Cola! Soon they'll be surfing down ice slopes, juggling salmon, and building glowing igloos. Just like in the commercials!
- Clancy Wiggum:That'll never work! Look, what makes a lot more sense is if I use you as a human shield. Whaddya say?
- Homer: Never!
- Homer: Lenny, please tell me your mission is going well!
- Lenny: No luck, Homer! Destroying their habitat with global warming is taking way too long!
- Carl: How does Al Gore make this seem so easy?
- Homer: And it feels really good to finally be back with the people I love... Great to have yo back, Barney!
- Carl: It's just not the holidays without the whole team together!
- Lenny: I'm just happy that buzz decided to stop using the polar bears as advertising mascots!
- Carl: Wonder what they'll go with next.