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- Waylon Smithers: Tell me, sir. How is it that you happened upon that polar bear?
- Mr. Burns: Good question, Smithers. Assume the footstool position and I will reagle you with my exciting exploits.
- Waylon Smithers: Yes, sir!
- Mr. Burns: It was the 1980s, as I recall, and I was hevaily into the club scene, as was the fashion of the time. Come here little seal. Papa needs a new pair of leg warmers.
- Mr. Burns telling: Suddenlly, I was set upon by the snarling brute!
- Polar beer: Grrrrr!!!
- Mr. Burns telling: "But the creature didn't reckon with the physical prowess of Charles Montgomery Burns!"
- Sound: Rrriiipp!
- Mr. Burns telling: "An epic struggle ensued. But in the end, I emerged victorious."
- Sound: Flex!
- Mr. Burns: Then I had the old boy stuffed as a symbol of my total domination in the face of danger! And that's exactly that happened.
- Price tag: $3.000.000 sold to M. Burns