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Difference between revisions of "Mr. Burns Bears it All/Quotes"

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:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Tell me, sir. How is it that you happened upon that polar bear?
 
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Tell me, sir. How is it that you happened upon that polar bear?
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:'''Good question, Smithers. Assume the footstool position and I will reagle you with my exciting exploits.
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Good question, Smithers. Assume the footstool position and I will reagle you with my exciting exploits.
 
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Yes, sir!  
 
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]:''' Yes, sir!  
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:'''It was the 1980s, as I recall, and I was hevaily into the club scene, as was the fashion of the time. Come here little seal. Papa needs a new pair of leg warmers.
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:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' It was the 1980s, as I recall, and I was hevaily into the club scene, as was the fashion of the time. Come here little seal. Papa needs a new pair of leg warmers.
 
:'''[[Mr. Burns]] telling:''' Suddenlly, I was set upon by the snarling brute!
 
:'''[[Mr. Burns]] telling:''' Suddenlly, I was set upon by the snarling brute!
 
:'''Polar beer:''' Grrrrr!!!
 
:'''Polar beer:''' Grrrrr!!!

Revision as of 11:03, July 5, 2013



Waylon Smithers: Tell me, sir. How is it that you happened upon that polar bear?
Mr. Burns: Good question, Smithers. Assume the footstool position and I will reagle you with my exciting exploits.
Waylon Smithers: Yes, sir!
Mr. Burns: It was the 1980s, as I recall, and I was hevaily into the club scene, as was the fashion of the time. Come here little seal. Papa needs a new pair of leg warmers.
Mr. Burns telling: Suddenlly, I was set upon by the snarling brute!
Polar beer: Grrrrr!!!
Mr. Burns telling: "But the creature didn't reckon with the physical prowess of Charles Montgomery Burns!"
Sound: Rrriiipp!
Mr. Burns telling: "An epic struggle ensued. But in the end, I emerged victorious."
Sound: Flex!
Mr. Burns: Then I had the old boy stuffed as a symbol of my total domination in the face of danger! And that's exactly that happened.
Price tag: $3.000.000 sold to M. Burns