Difference between revisions of "Bart Has Two Mommies/Quotes"
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| + | '''Bart:''' "Why does God need our money?" | ||
| − | + | '''Homer:''' "He has to finish paying off the planets. Did you see that ring He gave Saturn?" | |
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| + | '''Rod:''' Hurry, let's climb down. | ||
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| + | '''Bart (as he and Rod climb down the church steeple):''' "Don't let our hands touch it's gay." | ||
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| + | '''Rod:''' "What does 'gay' mean?" | ||
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| + | '''Bart:''' "Um, It means...you used to be afraid...but you're not anymore." | ||
| − | + | '''Rod:''' ''(shouting down at Flanders)'' "I'm gay, Daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay!" | |
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| + | '''Marge:''' ''(laughs nervously)'' "I believe he's saying...he's okay." | ||
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| + | '''Homer:''' "What are you talking about? Monkeys don't have feelings. If they did, my experiments on them could be called cruel." | ||
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| + | '''Homer:''' ''(sarcastic tone)'' "Oh, you're so right! I guess I should be more concerned with Bart's safety than covering my own butt! And maybe I'm talking like this because I can't stop! Help me, Lisa, I have serious mental problems!" | ||
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| + | '''Ned:''' ''(gasp)'' "A sliver from a band-aid wrapper! Call me Ned Zeppelin, but is one of my boys abraised and contused?!" | ||
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| + | '''Todd:''' "I cut myself on the knife playing Christian Clue." | ||
| − | + | '''Rod:''' "The secular humanist in the school house with misinformation!" | |
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| + | '''Rod:''' ''(praying) ''"And please thank Mrs. Simpson for giving as much fun as we had when Mommy was here." | ||
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| + | '''Marge:''' "Aw." | ||
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| + | '''Todd:''' ''(praying) ''"And please ask Mommy to come to Daddy in a dream so he knows how to cut our sandwiches." | ||
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| + | '''Marge:''' "Aw." | ||
| − | + | '''Rod:''' ''(praying) ''"And please tell Mrs. Simpson it's rude to eavesdrop on our prayers." | |
| − | + | '''Marge:''' ''(surprised)'' "Oh." | |
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| + | '''Rod:''' ''(praying) "''But we forgive her." | ||
| − | + | '''Marge:''' "Ooooo." | |
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Bart: "Why does God need our money?"
Homer: "He has to finish paying off the planets. Did you see that ring He gave Saturn?"
Rod: Hurry, let's climb down.
Bart (as he and Rod climb down the church steeple): "Don't let our hands touch it's gay."
Rod: "What does 'gay' mean?"
Bart: "Um, It means...you used to be afraid...but you're not anymore."
Rod: (shouting down at Flanders) "I'm gay, Daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay!"
Marge: (laughs nervously) "I believe he's saying...he's okay."
Homer: "What are you talking about? Monkeys don't have feelings. If they did, my experiments on them could be called cruel."
Homer: (sarcastic tone) "Oh, you're so right! I guess I should be more concerned with Bart's safety than covering my own butt! And maybe I'm talking like this because I can't stop! Help me, Lisa, I have serious mental problems!"
Ned: (gasp) "A sliver from a band-aid wrapper! Call me Ned Zeppelin, but is one of my boys abraised and contused?!"
Todd: "I cut myself on the knife playing Christian Clue."
Rod: "The secular humanist in the school house with misinformation!"
Rod: (praying) "And please thank Mrs. Simpson for giving as much fun as we had when Mommy was here."
Marge: "Aw."
Todd: (praying) "And please ask Mommy to come to Daddy in a dream so he knows how to cut our sandwiches."
Marge: "Aw."
Rod: (praying) "And please tell Mrs. Simpson it's rude to eavesdrop on our prayers."
Marge: (surprised) "Oh."
Rod: (praying) "But we forgive her."
Marge: "Ooooo."
