Difference between revisions of "Bart Has Two Mommies/Quotes"
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'''Homer:''' "He has to finish paying off the planets. Did you see that ring He gave Saturn?" | '''Homer:''' "He has to finish paying off the planets. Did you see that ring He gave Saturn?" | ||
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'''Rod:''' Hurry, let's climb down.<br />'''Bart (as he and Rod climb down the church steeple):''' "Don't let our hands touch it's gay." | '''Rod:''' Hurry, let's climb down.<br />'''Bart (as he and Rod climb down the church steeple):''' "Don't let our hands touch it's gay." | ||
'''Rod:''' "What does 'gay' mean? | '''Rod:''' "What does 'gay' mean? | ||
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'''Rod:''' ''(shouting down at Flanders)'' "I'm gay, Daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay!" | '''Rod:''' ''(shouting down at Flanders)'' "I'm gay, Daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay!" | ||
'''Marge:''' ''(laughs nervously)'' "I believe he's saying...he's okay." | '''Marge:''' ''(laughs nervously)'' "I believe he's saying...he's okay." | ||
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'''Homer:''' "What are you talking about? Monkeys don't have feelings. If they did, my experiments on them could be called cruel." | '''Homer:''' "What are you talking about? Monkeys don't have feelings. If they did, my experiments on them could be called cruel." | ||
'''Homer:''' ''(sarcastic tone)'' "Oh, [[Marge|you're]] so right! I guess I should be more concerned with Bart's safety than covering my own butt! And maybe I'm talking like this because I can't stop! Oh help! I have serious mental problems!" | '''Homer:''' ''(sarcastic tone)'' "Oh, [[Marge|you're]] so right! I guess I should be more concerned with Bart's safety than covering my own butt! And maybe I'm talking like this because I can't stop! Oh help! I have serious mental problems!" | ||
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'''Ned:''' ''(gasp)'' "A sliver from a band-aid wrapper! Call me Ned Zeppelin, but is one of my boys abraised and contused?!" | '''Ned:''' ''(gasp)'' "A sliver from a band-aid wrapper! Call me Ned Zeppelin, but is one of my boys abraised and contused?!" | ||
''Todd:''' "I cut myself on the knife playing Christian Clue. | ''Todd:''' "I cut myself on the knife playing Christian Clue. | ||
''Rod:''' "The secular humanist in the school house with misinformation!" | ''Rod:''' "The secular humanist in the school house with misinformation!" | ||
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'''Rod:''' ''(praying) ''"And please thank Mrs. Simpson for giving as much fun as we had when Mommy was here."'' | '''Rod:''' ''(praying) ''"And please thank Mrs. Simpson for giving as much fun as we had when Mommy was here."'' | ||
'Marge:''' "Aw."' | 'Marge:''' "Aw."' | ||
Revision as of 13:39, July 5, 2012
Bart: "Why does God need our money?"
Homer: "He has to finish paying off the planets. Did you see that ring He gave Saturn?"
Rod: Hurry, let's climb down.
Bart (as he and Rod climb down the church steeple): "Don't let our hands touch it's gay."
Rod: "What does 'gay' mean? Bart: "Um, It means...you used to be afraid...but you're not anymore." Rod: (shouting down at Flanders) "I'm gay, Daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay!" Marge: (laughs nervously) "I believe he's saying...he's okay."
Homer: "What are you talking about? Monkeys don't have feelings. If they did, my experiments on them could be called cruel."
Homer: (sarcastic tone) "Oh, you're so right! I guess I should be more concerned with Bart's safety than covering my own butt! And maybe I'm talking like this because I can't stop! Oh help! I have serious mental problems!"
Ned: (gasp) "A sliver from a band-aid wrapper! Call me Ned Zeppelin, but is one of my boys abraised and contused?!" Todd:' "I cut myself on the knife playing Christian Clue. Rod:' "The secular humanist in the school house with misinformation!"
Rod: (praying) "And please thank Mrs. Simpson for giving as much fun as we had when Mommy was here."
'Marge: "Aw."' Todd:' (praying) "And please ask Mommy to come to Daddy in a dream so he knows how to cut our sandwiches." Marge: "Aw "Rod: (praying) "And please tell Mrs. Simpson it's rude to eavesdrop on our prayers." 'Marge: (surprised) "Oh. "Rod: (praying) "But we forgive her."' Marge:' "Ooooo." Template:Season 17 Q
