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Difference between revisions of "Last Tap Dance in Springfield/Quotes"

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:'''Milhouse''': What? What did he say?!
 
:'''Milhouse''': What? What did he say?!
 
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:'''[[Kearney]]''': (Imitating [[Marge]] while driving Homer's car as he can't see) Now, Homie, when we get to the liquor store, buy me some Jack Daniels and a carton of smokes.
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:'''[[Kearney]]''': (Imitating Marge while driving Homer's car as he can't see) Now, Homie, when we get to the liquor store, buy me some Jack Daniels and a carton of smokes.
 
:'''Homer''': Yes, dear.
 
:'''Homer''': Yes, dear.
 
:([[Dolph]] and [[Jimbo]] snicker and exchange a high-five.)
 
:([[Dolph]] and [[Jimbo]] snicker and exchange a high-five.)
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:'''[[Professor Frink]]''': Jesus, Mary, and Glavin!
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:'''Professor Frink''': These shoes are in the off position!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': You mean I danced all by myself?
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:'''[[Marge]]''': See, honey? All you needed was to believe--
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:'''Homer''': What are you talking about, Professor Frink? They're clearly in the on position. See? "On".
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:'''Professor Frink''': I was merely trying to spare the girl's feelings, you insensitive clod.
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:'''Homer''': Oh... oh! Well, now that I look even closer--
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:'''Lisa''': Forget it, Dad.
  
 
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Revision as of 05:00, August 22, 2010


Vicky Valentine: You've just got to turn that frown upside-down!
(Lisa smiles.)
Vicky: That's a smile, not an upside-down frown! Work on that, too!

Milhouse: The mall?
Bart: Yeah, it's just like my dad always says:
Homer: (in a thought balloon) For an evening or a week, there's no place like the mall. Food, fun and fashion, the mall has it all!
(Bart runs to the mall, leaving Milhouse behind)
Milhouse: What? What did he say?!

Kearney: (Imitating Marge while driving Homer's car as he can't see) Now, Homie, when we get to the liquor store, buy me some Jack Daniels and a carton of smokes.
Homer: Yes, dear.
(Dolph and Jimbo snicker and exchange a high-five.)

Professor Frink: Jesus, Mary, and Glavin!

Professor Frink: These shoes are in the off position!
Lisa: You mean I danced all by myself?
Marge: See, honey? All you needed was to believe--
Homer: What are you talking about, Professor Frink? They're clearly in the on position. See? "On".
Professor Frink: I was merely trying to spare the girl's feelings, you insensitive clod.
Homer: Oh... oh! Well, now that I look even closer--
Lisa: Forget it, Dad.

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