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Difference between revisions of "Days of Wine and D'oh'ses/Quotes"

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:'''Barney''': When I think back to all the time I wasted at Moe's . . .
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:'''Barney''': "When I think back to all the time I wasted at Moe's . . ."
:'''Homer''': Wasted!? What about our staring contests? And the way we always knew what football coaches should have done? Remember the time we jumped that census guy and stole his clicker?
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:'''Homer''': "Wasted!? What about our staring contests? And the way we always knew what football coaches should have done? Remember the time we jumped that census guy and stole his clicker?"
 
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:'''Cletus''': Looky here! Cardy-board tubes!
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:'''Cletus''': "Looky here! Cardy-board tubes!"
:'''Brandine''': Now we can have indoor plumbing, just like they's got at the womens' lockup.
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:'''Brandine''': "Now we can have indoor plumbing, just like they's got at the womens' lockup."
:'''Cletus''': They spoilt you, Brandine. Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore.
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:'''Cletus''': "They spoilt you, Brandine. Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore."
 
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(Homer and Bart look through the trash)
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"''(Homer and Bart look through the trash)''
:'''Homer''': This muscle shirt is a pretty good find.
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:'''Homer''': "This muscle shirt is a pretty good find."
:'''Bart''': Dad, that's a sports bra.
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:'''Bart''': "Dad, that's a sports bra."
:'''Homer''': All I know is, I'm finally getting the support I need.
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:'''Homer''': "All I know is, I'm finally getting the support I need."
 
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:'''Lisa''': Oh, we'll never get a good picture.
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:'''Lisa''': "Oh, we'll never get a good picture."
:'''Bart''': Hey, let's dump spaghetti on Maggie's head.
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:'''Bart''': "Hey, let's dump spaghetti on Maggie's head."
:'''Lisa''': That picture's a cliche.
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:'''Lisa''': "That picture's a cliche."
:'''Bart''': Picture?
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:'''Bart''': "Picture?"
  
 
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Revision as of 05:49, June 20, 2010


Barney: "When I think back to all the time I wasted at Moe's . . ."
Homer: "Wasted!? What about our staring contests? And the way we always knew what football coaches should have done? Remember the time we jumped that census guy and stole his clicker?"

Cletus: "Looky here! Cardy-board tubes!"
Brandine: "Now we can have indoor plumbing, just like they's got at the womens' lockup."
Cletus: "They spoilt you, Brandine. Sometimes I don't even know who you are anymore."

"(Homer and Bart look through the trash)

Homer: "This muscle shirt is a pretty good find."
Bart: "Dad, that's a sports bra."
Homer: "All I know is, I'm finally getting the support I need."

Lisa: "Oh, we'll never get a good picture."
Bart: "Hey, let's dump spaghetti on Maggie's head."
Lisa: "That picture's a cliche."
Bart: "Picture?"

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