Difference between revisions of "Kill the Alligator and Run/Quotes"
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| − | :'''Sepulveda''': Whoo! | + | :'''Sepulveda''': Whoo! Sepulveda here, doing the veejay thing for the most out of control spring break ever! And since it's my birthday, we'll party extra hard! |
:''Jewel on her palm begins to flash'' | :''Jewel on her palm begins to flash'' | ||
| − | :'''Sepulveda''': No! | + | :'''Sepulveda''': No! Not yet! I'm only 25! |
:''A large man hauls Sepulveda away'' | :''A large man hauls Sepulveda away'' | ||
:'''Sepulveda''': {grunts} | :'''Sepulveda''': {grunts} | ||
:''Another slim young woman who looks like Sepulveda jumps on stage'' | :''Another slim young woman who looks like Sepulveda jumps on stage'' | ||
| − | :'''Cienega''': What up chew-toys? | + | :'''Cienega''': What up chew-toys? Cienega here thightening the host clamps for you bad girls! We've got Kid Rock coming up for all you mosh mokeys. |
| − | <hr width=50%/>:'''Marge: | + | <hr width=50%/>:'''Marge: '''Did you really have to handcuff the children? |
:'''Sheriff''': No, ma'am, I did not. | :'''Sheriff''': No, ma'am, I did not. | ||
| − | :'''Marge''': You seemed so understanding before. | + | :'''Marge''': You seemed so understanding before. What happened to "Boys will be boys"? |
:'''Sheriff''': You see, during Spring Break, the beer companies pay me to look the other way. The rest of the year, I am a real hardass. | :'''Sheriff''': You see, during Spring Break, the beer companies pay me to look the other way. The rest of the year, I am a real hardass. | ||
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[[Category:Quotes]] | [[Category:Quotes]] | ||
Revision as of 00:21, June 23, 2010
- Sepulveda: Whoo! Sepulveda here, doing the veejay thing for the most out of control spring break ever! And since it's my birthday, we'll party extra hard!
- Jewel on her palm begins to flash
- Sepulveda: No! Not yet! I'm only 25!
- A large man hauls Sepulveda away
- Sepulveda: {grunts}
- Another slim young woman who looks like Sepulveda jumps on stage
- Cienega: What up chew-toys? Cienega here thightening the host clamps for you bad girls! We've got Kid Rock coming up for all you mosh mokeys.
:Marge: Did you really have to handcuff the children?
- Sheriff: No, ma'am, I did not.
- Marge: You seemed so understanding before. What happened to "Boys will be boys"?
- Sheriff: You see, during Spring Break, the beer companies pay me to look the other way. The rest of the year, I am a real hardass.
