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Difference between revisions of "Kill the Alligator and Run/Quotes"

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:'''Ishondra''': Hey there, this is Ishondra and I am here with MTV for Spring Break! I just turned 25 and...
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:'''Sepulveda''': Whoo!  Sepulveda here, doing the veejay thing for the most out of control spring break ever!  And since it's my birthday, we'll party extra hard!  
:''Belly button jewel begins to flash''
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:''Jewel on her palm begins to flash''
:'''Ishondra''': No! No! MTV said that 25 year termination clause did not apply to me!  
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:'''Sepulveda''': No! Not yet! I'm only 25!
:''Two large men haul Ishondra away''
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:''A large man hauls Sepulveda away''
:'''Ishondra''': HELP!
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:'''Sepulveda''': {grunts}
:''Another slim young woman who looks like Ishondra jumps on stage''
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:''Another slim young woman who looks like Sepulveda jumps on stage''
:'''Idalys''': Hey there, this is Idalys and I am here with MTV for Spring Break!
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:'''Cienega''': What up chew-toys?  Cienega here thightening the host clamps for you bad girls! We've got Kid Rock coming up for all you mosh mokeys.
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:'''Sheriff''': You are under arrest.
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<hr width=50%/>:'''Marge:  '''Did you really have to handcuff the children?
:'''Marge''': But what happened to that whole "boys will be boys" easygoing attitude?
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:'''Sheriff''': No, ma'am, I did not.
:'''Sheriff''': During Spring Break, the beer companies pay me to look the other way. The rest of the year, I am a serious hardass.
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:'''Marge''': You seemed so understanding before.  What happened to "Boys will be boys"?
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:'''Sheriff''': You see, during Spring Break, the beer companies pay me to look the other way. The rest of the year, I am a real hardass.
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Revision as of 19:00, June 7, 2010


Sepulveda: Whoo! Sepulveda here, doing the veejay thing for the most out of control spring break ever! And since it's my birthday, we'll party extra hard!
Jewel on her palm begins to flash
Sepulveda: No! Not yet! I'm only 25!
A large man hauls Sepulveda away
Sepulveda: {grunts}
Another slim young woman who looks like Sepulveda jumps on stage
Cienega: What up chew-toys? Cienega here thightening the host clamps for you bad girls! We've got Kid Rock coming up for all you mosh mokeys.

:Marge: Did you really have to handcuff the children?
Sheriff: No, ma'am, I did not.
Marge: You seemed so understanding before. What happened to "Boys will be boys"?
Sheriff: You see, during Spring Break, the beer companies pay me to look the other way. The rest of the year, I am a real hardass.