Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Tapped Out Showbiz Showdown content update/A Recipe for Distress Gameplay"

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{{TB|My name is Robert Terwilliger, your new director. Complete transparency...I'm a convicted felon.}}

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{{TB|Convicted of what?}}

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{{TB|Faking my own death, rigging an election, a bunch of attempted murders...}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}

{{TB|Don't forget the time you tried to frame me for robbery.}}

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{{TB|And you want this guy to direct your movie?}}

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{{TB|Would you rather star in a flop directed by Krusty, or in a blockbuster hit directed by a hardened criminal?}}

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{{TB|My agent said I'm one flop away from hosting game shows, so I choose the criminal!}}

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{{TB|Alas, I can not change my past, but I can forge a new future. Your futures. For the better. Now, are there any objections before we begin?}}

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{{TB|Just one... Are you going to try and kill Bart again?}}

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{{TB|If there's time. Now, let's take this scene from the top.}}

{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Space Crystals [x145]<br>If the user has Sideshow Bob: '''Task: '''Make Sideshow Bob Start Directing (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Krusty Let Sideshow Bob Take Over (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)|colspan=2}}

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{{TB|Hydrangea, in this scene I want to feel your anger as if your very life was at stake.}}

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{{TB|What makes you angry in real life? We'll use that as inspiration.}}

{{Tapped Out Hydrangea Icon}}

{{TB|Well, sometimes Magnesium Man takes my lunch, even though my name is clearly written on it.}}

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{{TB|Good! Imagine that the Pain Lords are actually Magnesium Man coming for your lunch. It's up to you to stop him. And...action!}}

{{Tapped Out Hydrangea Icon}}

{{TB|If you want this Love Gem, you'll have to pry it from my cold, dead fingers you human filth!}}

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{{TB|Cut! That was terrific.}}

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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>eating Hydrangea's lunch<nowiki>*</nowiki> Yeah, great job, Hydrangea.}}

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{{TB|Leave. My. Lunch. Alone! <nowiki>*</nowiki>tackles Magnesium Man<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}

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{{TB|Magnesium Man and Hydrangea are fighting on set? We need to stop them!}}

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{{TB|Don't be a fool! I've just given birth to brilliant performances! Keep rolling cameras!}}

{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

=== A Recipe for Distress Pt. 2 ===

{{TB|I guess deep down I'm still that scared little girl who couldn't help her sister when she needed it most.}}

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{{TB|You're a stronger person now, and I know you won't let us down.}}

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{{TB|Cut! Quetzelica, I need to see tears in this scene. The audience should be mourning your self-doubt.}}

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{{TB|And Black Voodoo, don't rush it. We want to feel the tension before we know your true feelings. Now, take it from the top.}}

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{{TB|Wow, Bob, how did you become such a good director?}}

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{{TB|Working the Krusty Show helped, but it wasn't until prison that I learned how to remove hesitancy. Now I see a vision and just go for it.}}

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{{TB|Is that why all the best actors are reformed inmates?}}

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{{TB|If they were in my cell block, then yes.}}

{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Space Crystals [x115]<br>If the user has Sideshow Bob: '''Task: '''Make Sideshow Bob Turn the Movie Around (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Krusty Take Notes From Sideshow Bob (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)<br>Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

=== A Recipe for Distress Pt. 3 ===

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{{TB|Attention all! It's time for our big helicopter scene. We only get one shot at this, so let's give it our best.}}

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{{TB|Whoa, mama! That thing is awesome!}}

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{{TB|Hands off. The military is lending us their prototype for promotional purposes only.}}

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{{TB|This is the Ultra RX Kill-O-Bird 5000. It costs two hundred million taxpayer dollars.}}

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{{TB|Why risk it in a movie?}}

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{{TB|Son, putting high-tech military machinery on the big screen is the greatest recruitment tool we have.}}

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{{TB|Why, if I let you fly this puppy, I'll bet you'd want to join the Air Force!}}

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{{TB|Damn straight, I would!}}

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{{TB|Excuse me, that's my son, and he's a minor.}}

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{{TB|Of course, we wouldn't dream of recruiting minors.}}

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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>hands Bart a pamphlet<nowiki>*</nowiki> <nowiki>*</nowiki>whispers<nowiki>*</nowiki> Psst, come see me when Sergeant Wet Blanket isn't on duty.}}

{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Space Crystals [x145]<br>If the user has Sideshow Bob: '''Task: '''Make Sideshow Bob Prepare the Helicopter (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Bart Ask About the Air Force (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes<br>If the user has The General: '''Task: '''Make The General Hand Bart a Pamphlet (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes<br>If the user has Marge: '''Task: '''Make Marge Take the Pamphlet (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)|colspan=2}}

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{{TB|Before we start filming, safety regulations require me to inspect the helicopter.}}

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{{TB|Knock yourself out.}}

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{{TB|You idiots! You've just given Sideshow Bob access to a helicopter he can use to escape.}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}

{{TB|That's ridiculous.}}

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{{TB|And here's an ending for your movie: the convicted felon flies off into the sunset.}}

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{{TB|Wait, you're leaving without even trying to kill me?}}

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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> I'd love to, Bart. But this movie has me a little burnt out.}}

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{{TB|If you want, I could try and cut your head off with the helicopter blades as I take off.}}

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{{TB|Nah, no need to force it.}}

{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

=== A Recipe for Distress Pt. 4 ===

{{TB|We just lost our director! How will I know what motivations to use?}}

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{{TB|Who's going to tell me I did a great job after each scene even when I didn't?}}

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{{TB|And how will I know whether the camera is picking up my muscle definition?}}

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{{TB|Pfft, we all know those muscles are implants.}}

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{{TB|You take that back!}}

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{{TB|Only when you take that six pack back to the plastic surgeon!}}

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{{TB|The crew is tearing itself apart. It looks like your movie is once again a mess, Krusty.}}

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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> I never thought it'd come to this, but it's time to do the one thing I was avoiding.}}

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{{TB|Run that clown nose of yours through the dishwasher?}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}

{{TB|Okay, two things. That and it's time I actually tried to direct this movie.}}

{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Space Crystals [x145]<br>If the user has Chinnos: '''Task: '''Make Chinnos Ask About Motivation (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes<br>If the user has Airshot: '''Task: '''Make Airshot Ask for a Compliment (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes<br>If the user has Moby Man: '''Task: '''Make Moby Man Flex Harder (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)<br>'''Task: '''Make Krusty Take Charge (4h, Sands of Space Exterior Set, Sands of Space Interior Set, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Homes)|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Listen up, everyone. I don't like you, and you don't like me.}}

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{{TB|I like you.}}

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{{TB|We all like you.}}

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{{TB|Really? I guess that blows that theory. Anyway, we've got an ending to shoot and that's exactly what we're gonna do!}}

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{{TB|I can't believe you don't like us.}}

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{{TB|Forget I said that.}}

{{Tapped Out Hydrangea Icon}}

{{TB|I don't see how we can.}}

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{{TB|Oy vey. This is gonna be worse than I thought.}}

{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

=== A Recipe for Distress Pt. 5 ===

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{{TB|Kent Brockman, coming to you live from the red carpet of Polystar Pictures' "The Sands of Space" premiere...}}

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{{TB|This is the big night, Krusty. How are you feeling?}}

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{{TB|I'm feeling really confident about the picture.}}

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{{TB|Most directors would be a nervous wreck. What's your secret?}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}

{{TB|Someone once inspired me to remove all hesitancy and just go for my vision. That's what I did.}}

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{{TB|Was this inspiration your interim director who stole a multi-million-dollar helicopter in an elaborate prison escape?}}

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{{TB|Inspiration comes in many forms. No more questions.}}

{{THT|'''Task: '''Collect Space Crystals [x185]<br>'''Task: '''Make Krusty Await the Results (4h, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theater or Homes<br>If the user has Polystar Executive: '''Task: '''Make Polystar Executive Await the Results (4h, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theater or Homes<br>If the user has Kent Brockman: '''Task: '''Make Kent Brockman Watch the Premiere (4h, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theater or Homes)|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Ladies and gentlemen, the reviews are in, and it's a hit!}}

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{{TB|A "hit" to the head, because that's what you'd have to have suffered to ever consider seeing this flop.}}

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{{TB|Where's it fall flat? The writing, the acting, the directing...?}}

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{{TB|Why don't we let this local comic book salesman sum it up for us.}}

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{{TB|Worst. Movie. Ever.}}

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{{TB|And there you have it.}}

{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

== Win-win ==

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{{TB|Krusty, we'd like to discuss the reviews for your film.}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}

{{TB|Sorry I let you down.}}

{{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon}}

{{TB|You didn't let us down.}}

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{{TB|I didn't? But the movie flopped.}}

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{{TB|Yes, but you went over budget. Now we can place the blame squarely on you and Polystar Pictures gets to save face.}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}

{{TB|So that's why you added all those expensive superheroes to the movie?}}

{{Tapped Out Polystar Executive Icon}}

{{TB|Yep. So congratulations on making a real stinker.}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}

{{TB|Congratulations?! My reputation is ruined!}}

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{{TB|I guess you can't make an omelet without breaking a few condor eggs. Spoiler alert: you're the condor egg. <nowiki>*</nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*</nowiki>}}

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{{TB|Hey, that's not bad... Maybe I should write our next movie...}}

{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Krusty Ruin His Directing Reputation (4h, Ginormous Pictures, Polystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theater or Homes<br>If the user has Polystar Executive: '''Task: '''Make Polystar Executive Think About Writing (4h, Ginormous Pictures, Polystar Pictures, Aztec Theatre, Googolplex, Big T Theater or Homes)|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Cheer up, Krusty. You don't need the movie biz. You've still got your kids' show!}}

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{{TB|Yeah, but Polystar Pictures took away all my swag: my mansion, my sports cars, my bottomless bagel and babka bar...}}

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{{TB|At least you can go back to bossing Sideshow Mel around.}}

{{TB|Krusty, we're on in five.}}

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{{TB|Cram it, Mel.}}

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{{TB|See, didn't that feel good?}}

{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}

{{TB|I guess it did.}}

{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}

{{TB|The simple pleasures make life worth living.}}

{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}