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− | ==Show Me the Dough== | + | == Show Me the Dough == |
− | ===Show Me the Dough Pt. 1=== | + | === Show Me the Dough Pt. 1 === |
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− | {{THT|After the user logs in on December 5th and completing Christmas is Cancelled Pt. 1<br | + | {{THT|After the user logs in on December 5th and completing Christmas is Cancelled Pt. 1<br>or after the user logs in on December 12th and completing Christmas is Cancelled Pt. 3:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Laird Ladd Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Laird Ladd Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Boy howdy! I bet you're excited to lay eyes on a celebrity of my caliber, Mr. Donut Lover.}} | {{TB|Boy howdy! I bet you're excited to lay eyes on a celebrity of my caliber, Mr. Donut Lover.}} | ||
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{{TB|I heard that place is changing its name to just Lard Lad, getting rid of the "Donuts". They're going to make it more of a coffee place.}} | {{TB|I heard that place is changing its name to just Lard Lad, getting rid of the "Donuts". They're going to make it more of a coffee place.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Laird Ladd Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Laird Ladd Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Getting rid of donuts?! The only reason we sold coffee is to give you something to dunk your donuts in. And to give you energy to eat the donuts. And to give you energy to start your day. }} | + | {{TB|Getting rid of donuts?! The only reason we sold coffee is to give you something to dunk your donuts in. And to give you energy to eat the donuts. And to give you energy to start your day.}} |
{{Tapped Out Laird Ladd Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Laird Ladd Icon}} | ||
{{TB|We need to get that corporation back into the donut game, and the only way to do that is by buying donuts!}} | {{TB|We need to get that corporation back into the donut game, and the only way to do that is by buying donuts!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I already buy a dozen each morning. And each evening. But maybe I could buy more if they were cheaper... or I had some coffee. }} | + | {{TB|I already buy a dozen each morning. And each evening. But maybe I could buy more if they were cheaper... or I had some coffee.}} |
{{Tapped Out Laird Ladd Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Laird Ladd Icon}} | ||
{{TB|No coffee! But I'll see what I can do about making them cheaper.}} | {{TB|No coffee! But I'll see what I can do about making them cheaper.}} | ||
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{{TB|For a limited time, get Donuts at a discount from the store!}} | {{TB|For a limited time, get Donuts at a discount from the store!}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Show Me the Dough Pt. 2=== | + | === Show Me the Dough Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After the user logs in on December 19th and completing Christmas is Cancelled Pt. 5<br | + | {{THT|After the user logs in on December 19th and completing Christmas is Cancelled Pt. 5<br>or after the user logs in on December 26th and completing Christmas is Cancelled Pt. 7:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Laird Ladd Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Laird Ladd Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Hello again, friends! I'm back with more donuts!}} | {{TB|Hello again, friends! I'm back with more donuts!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Who are you? Oh, don't bother with the story. Here's sixty dollars for the bus. }} | + | {{TB|Who are you? Oh, don't bother with the story. Here's sixty dollars for the bus.}} |
{{Tapped Out Laird Ladd Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Laird Ladd Icon}} | ||
{{TB|No, it's me Laird Ladd of Lard Lad Donuts fame! And you'll be happy to know I convinced them to keep the word "Donuts" in the name!}} | {{TB|No, it's me Laird Ladd of Lard Lad Donuts fame! And you'll be happy to know I convinced them to keep the word "Donuts" in the name!}} | ||
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}} | }} | ||
− | ==Knit Fits== | + | == Knit Fits == |
− | ===Knit Fits Pt. 1=== | + | === Knit Fits Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Kathy from Personnel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Kathy from Personnel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Icy silence it is.}} | {{TB|Icy silence it is.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Kathy Politely Ignore Smithers (4h, Yarn Barn)<br>If the user has Smithers: '''Task:''' Make Smithers Glare at Kathy (4h, Yarn Barn)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Hey, hey! Let's knit, ladies!}} | {{TB|Hey, hey! Let's knit, ladies!}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Knit Fits Pt. 2=== | + | === Knit Fits Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Kathy from Personnel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Kathy from Personnel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Those are parallel wales and courses, and you know it, you old bag!}} | {{TB|Those are parallel wales and courses, and you know it, you old bag!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|My, my, Krusty. It appears Mr. Smithers is losing his patience, doesn't it? }} | + | {{TB|My, my, Krusty. It appears Mr. Smithers is losing his patience, doesn't it?}} |
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Any time you want to turn tail, Waylon, there's the door.}} | {{TB|Any time you want to turn tail, Waylon, there's the door.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I am INSANELY attracted to you right now. That says something awful about my mental health, doesn't it?}} | {{TB|I am INSANELY attracted to you right now. That says something awful about my mental health, doesn't it?}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Kathy Demonstrate Knitting Technique (4h, Yarn Barn)<br>If the user has Krusty: '''Task:''' Make Krusty Tie His Yarn in Knots (4h, Yarn Barn)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Very good, students. With the exception of Mr. Smithers, I see a room full of budding mittenists and sweateristos.}} | {{TB|Very good, students. With the exception of Mr. Smithers, I see a room full of budding mittenists and sweateristos.}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Knit Fits Pt. 3=== | + | === Knit Fits Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Kathy from Personnel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Kathy from Personnel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I'm going to step outside for a tea break. When I come back, Waylon, we will settle this the old-fashioned way. Cable knit sweaters at twenty paces.}} | {{TB|I'm going to step outside for a tea break. When I come back, Waylon, we will settle this the old-fashioned way. Cable knit sweaters at twenty paces.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Kathy Take a Tea Break (8h)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I challenge you to a duel, Mr. Smithers!}} | {{TB|I challenge you to a duel, Mr. Smithers!}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Knit Fits Pt. 4=== | + | === Knit Fits Pt. 4 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Kathy from Personnel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Kathy from Personnel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|SHE IS A GOLDEN GOD!!!!}} | {{TB|SHE IS A GOLDEN GOD!!!!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Kathy Pitch a Knit Fit (24h)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I... I don't believe it. Two perfect sweaters, in under five minutes.}} | {{TB|I... I don't believe it. Two perfect sweaters, in under five minutes.}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Knit Fits Pt. 5=== | + | === Knit Fits Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Kathy from Personnel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Kathy from Personnel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|We could have died, Waylon. Is our rivalry really worth that?}} | {{TB|We could have died, Waylon. Is our rivalry really worth that?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Logically, no. But a body needs a workplace enemy. For better or for worse, you're mine. }} | + | {{TB|Logically, no. But a body needs a workplace enemy. For better or for worse, you're mine.}} |
{{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kathy from Personnel Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|My god, you're right. If I didn't have you to loathe, I wouldn't be so close with all my other coworkers. I suppose I should thank you. }} | + | {{TB|My god, you're right. If I didn't have you to loathe, I wouldn't be so close with all my other coworkers. I suppose I should thank you.}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
{{TB|And I you.}} | {{TB|And I you.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>returns her gaze with manly directness<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>returns her gaze with manly directness<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Kathy Passionately Embrace Smithers (8h, Yarn Barn)<br>If the user has Smithers: '''Task:''' Make Smithers Be Swept Away in the Moment (8h, Yarn Barn)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
{{TB|What the hell just happened?}} | {{TB|What the hell just happened?}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Big Top Je Ne Sais Quoi== | + | == Big Top Je Ne Sais Quoi == |
− | ===Big Top Je Ne Sais Quoi Pt. 1=== | + | === Big Top Je Ne Sais Quoi Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Circus Acrobat's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Circus Acrobat's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Jean-Pierre, the circus is dying. I need your very best at tonight's performance if we're to turn things around. }} | + | {{TB|Jean-Pierre, the circus is dying. I need your very best at tonight's performance if we're to turn things around.}} |
{{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | ||
{{TB|But I have lost the will to tumble and cavort. Without zese, the acrobat is meaningless.}} | {{TB|But I have lost the will to tumble and cavort. Without zese, the acrobat is meaningless.}} | ||
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{{TB|A valid point. But I really, REALLY want to pack the audience full of Springfielders. So get out there and sell some tickets!}} | {{TB|A valid point. But I really, REALLY want to pack the audience full of Springfielders. So get out there and sell some tickets!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I cannot do this. | + | {{TB|I cannot do this. 'Twould be humiliating to one such as I.}} |
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Ah but one could argue, perhaps, that your pride is meaningless?}} | {{TB|Ah but one could argue, perhaps, that your pride is meaningless?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Your logic, she is airtight. And very French. I will sell for you.}} | {{TB|Your logic, she is airtight. And very French. I will sell for you.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Circus Acrobat Wheel and Deal Around Town (4h)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Well done, Jean-Pierre! You've sold five tickets.}} | {{TB|Well done, Jean-Pierre! You've sold five tickets.}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Big Top Je Ne Sais Quoi Pt. 2=== | + | === Big Top Je Ne Sais Quoi Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Circus Acrobat's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Circus Acrobat's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Jean-Pierre! What's happened to your act?! You can't just sit in a chair and smoke clove cigarettes!}} | {{TB|Jean-Pierre! What's happened to your act?! You can't just sit in a chair and smoke clove cigarettes!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I am not ze dancing bear, to perform for money. }} | + | {{TB|I am not ze dancing bear, to perform for money.}} |
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
{{TB|That's EXACTLY what you are! Just... just swing on the trapeze a little!}} | {{TB|That's EXACTLY what you are! Just... just swing on the trapeze a little!}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You are wonderful at turning my intellectual posing against me. Very well. I trapeze.}} | {{TB|You are wonderful at turning my intellectual posing against me. Very well. I trapeze.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Circus Acrobat Fail at the Trapeze (4h, Cirque De Puree)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | ||
{{TB|How am I still alive? The rope, she break. And I fall. Only to discover ze net is made of zilly ztring and does nothing.}} | {{TB|How am I still alive? The rope, she break. And I fall. Only to discover ze net is made of zilly ztring and does nothing.}} | ||
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{{TB|Word of your exploits is certain to reach the Simpsons, and they will bring Bart to me.}} | {{TB|Word of your exploits is certain to reach the Simpsons, and they will bring Bart to me.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You realize when you say the name | + | {{TB|You realize when you say the name "Bart Simpson", your eyes, zey, how you say, "bug out" a bit.}} |
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Yes, well, never mind that. Perfectly sane of me. Let's focus on putting you in even more peril tomorrow night!}} | {{TB|Yes, well, never mind that. Perfectly sane of me. Let's focus on putting you in even more peril tomorrow night!}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Big Top Je Ne Sais Quoi Pt. 3=== | + | === Big Top Je Ne Sais Quoi Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Circus Acrobat's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Circus Acrobat's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gives a big push<nowiki>*</nowiki> In you go!}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gives a big push<nowiki>*</nowiki> In you go!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Circus Acrobat Run From Lions (8h, Cirque De Puree)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|It is true what zhey say about being mauled by lions: | + | {{TB|It is true what zhey say about being mauled by lions: "ouch".}} |
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
{{TB|It was lucky I had these band aids for you, or that might have been serious.}} | {{TB|It was lucky I had these band aids for you, or that might have been serious.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Tell me something: why is it so important to you to lure Bart Simpson to ze circus? }} | + | {{TB|Tell me something: why is it so important to you to lure Bart Simpson to ze circus?}} |
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|So that I can kill him, of course! }} | + | {{TB|So that I can kill him, of course!}} |
{{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You wish to kill a child?}} | {{TB|You wish to kill a child?}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Big Top Je Ne Sais Quoi Pt. 4=== | + | === Big Top Je Ne Sais Quoi Pt. 4 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Circus Acrobat's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Circus Acrobat's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Well, he... uh, that is... funny, I can't really remember...}} | {{TB|Well, he... uh, that is... funny, I can't really remember...}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I'm sure it will come to me. Keep working on your act. Time is short, and our cause is a noble one! }} | + | {{TB|I'm sure it will come to me. Keep working on your act. Time is short, and our cause is a noble one!}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Circus Acrobat Practice Death Defying Feats (12h)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I have decided -- I will not use my circus skills to aid in Bart Simpson's murder.}} | {{TB|I have decided -- I will not use my circus skills to aid in Bart Simpson's murder.}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Big Top Je Ne Sais Quoi Pt. 5=== | + | === Big Top Je Ne Sais Quoi Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Circus Acrobat's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Circus Acrobat's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|He's here! Bart Simpson is in the audience! At last, my fingers will close | + | {{TB|He's here! Bart Simpson is in the audience! At last, my fingers will close 'round his neck and choke the very life from--}} |
{{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Murder, she will not bring you ze happiness, friend.}} | {{TB|Murder, she will not bring you ze happiness, friend.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|"Friend"? If you don't mind, I'd prefer to keep our relationship on a purely homicidal maniac/helpless pawn footing.}} |
{{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I would have hoped for more, but under ze circumstances, I will take what I can get.}} | {{TB|I would have hoped for more, but under ze circumstances, I will take what I can get.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Circus Acrobat Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Have a great murder.}} | {{TB|Have a great murder.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Circus Acrobat Perform at the Circus (24h, Cirque De Puree)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Bart Simpson is gone! Just as I was to reach up from beneath his bleacher seat, the entire family left!}} | {{TB|Bart Simpson is gone! Just as I was to reach up from beneath his bleacher seat, the entire family left!}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Circus of Values== | + | == Circus of Values == |
− | ===Circus of Values Pt. 1=== | + | === Circus of Values Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After building Circus of Values:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After building Circus of Values:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Come on, let's check it out.}} | {{TB|Come on, let's check it out.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Marge Hunt for Deals (4h, Circus of Values)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Oh my goodness, did you see the price of this milk? Three cents less than at the Kwik-E-Mart!}} | {{TB|Oh my goodness, did you see the price of this milk? Three cents less than at the Kwik-E-Mart!}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Circus of Values Pt. 2=== | + | === Circus of Values Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After completing Circus of Values Pt. 1:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After completing Circus of Values Pt. 1:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Mom, I've never seen anyone so excited over mustard. }} | + | {{TB|Mom, I've never seen anyone so excited over mustard.}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I... I just never knew there were multiple kinds. Apu only carries the one brand. }} | + | {{TB|I... I just never knew there were multiple kinds. Apu only carries the one brand.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|YOU'RE THIRTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT?}} | {{TB|YOU'RE THIRTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT?}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|YES. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.}} | {{TB|YES. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Marge Go Shopping (4h, Circus of Values)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Sorry about that, sweetie.Okay, I'm done shopping. Let's go.}} | {{TB|Sorry about that, sweetie.Okay, I'm done shopping. Let's go.}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==The Screens== | + | == The Screens == |
− | ===The Screens Pt. 1=== | + | === The Screens Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After building The Screens:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After building The Screens:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Not as old as the ladies themselves!}} | {{TB|Not as old as the ladies themselves!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Marge Try to Keep the Peace (4h, The Screens)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I've had it with all the wisenheimery, you three. It ends now!}} | {{TB|I've had it with all the wisenheimery, you three. It ends now!}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===The Screens Pt. 2=== | + | === The Screens Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After completing The Screens Pt. 1:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After completing The Screens Pt. 1:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Have you ever considered replacing Homer with an obese bulldog? The kids would never know the difference.}} | {{TB|Have you ever considered replacing Homer with an obese bulldog? The kids would never know the difference.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Selma Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You could give it a really stupid name. Like | + | {{TB|You could give it a really stupid name. Like "Homer".}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Homer is not a stupid name! It's the name of a boring old poet who wrote a story so good they turned it into a Brad Pitt movie!}} | {{TB|Homer is not a stupid name! It's the name of a boring old poet who wrote a story so good they turned it into a Brad Pitt movie!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|That does it! I'm not wasting a babysitter and my going-out-dress on this nonsense. I'm going to the movies alone!}} | {{TB|That does it! I'm not wasting a babysitter and my going-out-dress on this nonsense. I'm going to the movies alone!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Marge Take Herself On a Date (8h, The Screens)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Have you all finally worked out your disagreements, or should I go back for a double feature?}} | {{TB|Have you all finally worked out your disagreements, or should I go back for a double feature?}} | ||
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{{TB|Hey, if you want to look at Homer's chin, you could just stay here.}} | {{TB|Hey, if you want to look at Homer's chin, you could just stay here.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Patty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Patty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|"Double feature". Good one.}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|It is NOT a good one! It's a slight variation on the same joke you've been boring me with for years.}} | {{TB|It is NOT a good one! It's a slight variation on the same joke you've been boring me with for years.}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Young Marge Gil Promo== | + | == Young Marge Gil Promo == |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Gil's [[File:Young Marge Gil Icon.png|30px]]Young Marge mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Gil's [[File:Young Marge Gil Icon.png|30px]]Young Marge mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Tis' the season of blessings and also regrets, and oh boy does Ol' Gil have regrets!}} |
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
{{TB|So many regrets that The Ghost of Christmas Past visits me every year, but this time around he made me a special deal.}} | {{TB|So many regrets that The Ghost of Christmas Past visits me every year, but this time around he made me a special deal.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|He'll stop visiting me, and in exchange I can offer you special deals on blast from the past characters!}} |
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
{{TB|And boy do I have the gal for you – Young Marge!}} | {{TB|And boy do I have the gal for you – Young Marge!}} | ||
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{{TB|Thanks pal!}} | {{TB|Thanks pal!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|It'll be a very merry Christmas for Ol' Gil.}} |
{{THT|Offer declined:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Offer declined:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|If I could afford it | + | {{TB|If I could afford it I'd give you a stocking full of coal!}} |
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|But if I had a stocking full of coal | + | {{TB|But if I had a stocking full of coal I'd be burning it for warmth.}} |
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Roller Girl Riot== | + | == Roller Girl Riot == |
− | ===Roller Girl Riot Pt. 1=== | + | === Roller Girl Riot Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Young Marge's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Young Marge's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Because you are the lucky consort of Roller Ziff!}} | {{TB|Because you are the lucky consort of Roller Ziff!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Young Marge Nervously Try to Roller Skate (4h, Roller Rink)<br>If the user has Young Artie Ziff: '''Task:''' Make Young Artie Show Off Outrageously (4h, Roller Rink)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Whoa, I think Artie Ziff is having a seizure. Maybe we should help him out.}} | {{TB|Whoa, I think Artie Ziff is having a seizure. Maybe we should help him out.}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Roller Girl Riot Pt. 2=== | + | === Roller Girl Riot Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Young Marge's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Young Marge's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I said no! Quit bossing me around! I don't need a man telling me what to do, I'm an independent woman!}} | {{TB|I said no! Quit bossing me around! I don't need a man telling me what to do, I'm an independent woman!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Young Marge Assert Her Independence (8h)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|My dear, by asserting your independence, you only prove how desperately you require the guiding hand of a strong male. }} | + | {{TB|My dear, by asserting your independence, you only prove how desperately you require the guiding hand of a strong male.}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>pushes Artie away <nowiki>*</nowiki> Why don't you go take a lap to cool off!}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>pushes Artie away <nowiki>*</nowiki> Why don't you go take a lap to cool off!}} | ||
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>shrieks while sailing away<nowiki>*</nowiki> You're making a grievous error!}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>shrieks while sailing away<nowiki>*</nowiki> You're making a grievous error!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|That girl's got real backbone. }} | + | {{TB|That girl's got real backbone.}} |
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|She's amazing! Stand back, Barn, and watch me win her heart!}} | {{TB|She's amazing! Stand back, Barn, and watch me win her heart!}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Roller Girl Riot Pt. 3=== | + | === Roller Girl Riot Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After completing Roller Girl Riot Pt. 2:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After completing Roller Girl Riot Pt. 2:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Okay, Barn. The way I'm gonna win her heart is, you go up to her and tell her all about how great I am. }} | + | {{TB|Okay, Barn. The way I'm gonna win her heart is, you go up to her and tell her all about how great I am.}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Whoa. You are one smooooooth operator, Homer.}} | {{TB|Whoa. You are one smooooooth operator, Homer.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I've had it up to here with special young men, thank you!}} | {{TB|I've had it up to here with special young men, thank you!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Young Marge Ignore Young Barney (4h, Roller Rink)<br>If the user has Young Barney: '''Task:''' Make Young Barney Have Flashbacks to All His Rejections (4h, Roller Rink)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|By the time I get through with Artie Ziff, he'll know the true meaning of an independent woman!}} | {{TB|By the time I get through with Artie Ziff, he'll know the true meaning of an independent woman!}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Roller Girl Riot Pt. 4=== | + | === Roller Girl Riot Pt. 4 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After completing Roller Girl Riot Pt. 3:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After completing Roller Girl Riot Pt. 3:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|If you honestly think you're a feminist, you've got another thing coming.}} | {{TB|If you honestly think you're a feminist, you've got another thing coming.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|"Think". The expression is, "You've got another think coming." Women.}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Young Marge Debate About Feminism (8h, Roller Rink)<br>If the user has Young Artie Ziff: '''Task:''' Make Young Artie Mansplain Feminism (8h, Roller Rink)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I guess we're just two ardent feminists who don't quite see eye-to-eye. Now take my hand and we'll skate a lap of sisterhood.}} | {{TB|I guess we're just two ardent feminists who don't quite see eye-to-eye. Now take my hand and we'll skate a lap of sisterhood.}} | ||
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{{TB|Not until you admit that I just debated you into the ground.}} | {{TB|Not until you admit that I just debated you into the ground.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I have never lost a debate, and CERTAINLY never to a girl. }} | + | {{TB|I have never lost a debate, and CERTAINLY never to a girl.}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|That's WOMAN to you! <nowiki>*</nowiki>pushes Artie as hard as she can around the rink<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|That's WOMAN to you! <nowiki>*</nowiki>pushes Artie as hard as she can around the rink<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Roller Girl Riot Pt. 5=== | + | === Roller Girl Riot Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Young Marge's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Young Marge's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I'm a proud, independent woman, and the last thing I need is a man to show me how to skate!}} | {{TB|I'm a proud, independent woman, and the last thing I need is a man to show me how to skate!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Young Marge Skate Her Heart Out (12h)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|She's just so beautiful, isn't she? With that hair, and those legs, and that furious scowl...}} | {{TB|She's just so beautiful, isn't she? With that hair, and those legs, and that furious scowl...}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Anchors Away== | + | == Anchors Away == |
− | ===Anchors Away Pt. 1=== | + | === Anchors Away Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Don Brodka's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Don Brodka's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Still, it somehow feels like a step down.}} | {{TB|Still, it somehow feels like a step down.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Don Brodka Stare at Anchors (4h, Anchor Management)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Good morning, sir! How was the night shift? }} | + | {{TB|Good morning, sir! How was the night shift?}} |
{{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|'Bout 3AM, a bird landed on the big anchor. I grabbed it for questioning, but it played dumb. I let it go with a warning.}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Great Scott! The big anchor is missing! We've been robbed!}} | {{TB|Great Scott! The big anchor is missing! We've been robbed!}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Anchors Away Pt. 2=== | + | === Anchors Away Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Don Brodka's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Don Brodka's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Kid, you need to lay off the glue. Let's check out the surveillance tape.}} | {{TB|Kid, you need to lay off the glue. Let's check out the surveillance tape.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Don Brodka Check Surveillance Footage (8h)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | ||
{{TB|One minute the anchor is there, the next it's gone! Impossible!}} | {{TB|One minute the anchor is there, the next it's gone! Impossible!}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Anchors Away Pt. 3=== | + | === Anchors Away Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Don Brodka's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Don Brodka's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Your hardcore thieves are all first-rate swallowers.}} | {{TB|Your hardcore thieves are all first-rate swallowers.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Don Brodka Perform an Interrogation (8h, Anchor Management)<br>If the user has Sea Captain: '''Task:''' Make Sea Captain be One Slippery Fish (8h, Anchor Management)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Sea Captain! Paid any visits to the anchor store lately? }} | + | {{TB|Sea Captain! Paid any visits to the anchor store lately?}} |
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Yarrr. I, too, be interested in the disappearances there.}} | {{TB|Yarrr. I, too, be interested in the disappearances there.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Beware, Brodka. There's deviltry afoot. Anchor Management be a cursed and wretched place. }} | + | {{TB|Beware, Brodka. There's deviltry afoot. Anchor Management be a cursed and wretched place.}} |
{{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Uh-huh. By the way, is it true you used to be a mailman?}} | {{TB|Uh-huh. By the way, is it true you used to be a mailman?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Aye. Forty-three years I cruised the neighborhood of Elmwood Heights. | + | {{TB|Aye. Forty-three years I cruised the neighborhood of Elmwood Heights. 'Tis a cursed and wretched place, too.}} |
{{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Any places NOT cursed and wretched, you figure?}} | {{TB|Any places NOT cursed and wretched, you figure?}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Anchors Away Pt. 4=== | + | === Anchors Away Pt. 4 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Don Brodka's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Don Brodka's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|That salty dog as good as admitted he's our man, but we need to catch him in the act. }} | + | {{TB|That salty dog as good as admitted he's our man, but we need to catch him in the act.}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You're dealing with powers you can't possibly understand, Mr. Brodka!}} | {{TB|You're dealing with powers you can't possibly understand, Mr. Brodka!}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Oh no he doesn't.Tail him!}} | {{TB|Oh no he doesn't.Tail him!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Don Brodka Tail a Shoplifter (4h, Anchor Management)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Five more anchors are missing!}} | {{TB|Five more anchors are missing!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Sea Captain! Tell me what you know! No more riddles! }} | + | {{TB|Sea Captain! Tell me what you know! No more riddles!}} |
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I bet it never occurred to you to lick one of the anchors you guard, did it?}} | {{TB|I bet it never occurred to you to lick one of the anchors you guard, did it?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I must be slipping. Usually, licking the merchandise is the first step in any serious investigation. }} | + | {{TB|I must be slipping. Usually, licking the merchandise is the first step in any serious investigation.}} |
{{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>licks anchor<nowiki>*</nowiki> Hmm... tastes sweet. Is this... spun sugar?}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>licks anchor<nowiki>*</nowiki> Hmm... tastes sweet. Is this... spun sugar?}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Anchors Away Pt. 5=== | + | === Anchors Away Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Don Brodka's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Don Brodka's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Humanity... what a joke.}} | {{TB|Humanity... what a joke.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Don Brodka Struggle With the Weight of the World (12h)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Don Brodka Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I'm sorry I doubted you, Sea Captain.}} | {{TB|I'm sorry I doubted you, Sea Captain.}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Igloo Mansion== | + | == Igloo Mansion == |
− | ===Igloo Mansion Pt. 1=== | + | === Igloo Mansion Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After building Igloo Mansion:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After building Igloo Mansion:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I'll get it. I want to let some air in. It's freezing in here.}} | {{TB|I'll get it. I want to let some air in. It's freezing in here.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Reach Level 11 and Build the Control Building<br>'''Task:''' Make Mr. Burns Answer the Igloo Door (4h, Igloo Mansion)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Yes, yes, what is it?}} | {{TB|Yes, yes, what is it?}} | ||
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{{TB|...}} | {{TB|...}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I'm going to say | + | {{TB|I'm going to say "no." If I let you use my bathroom, that would make you feel better, right?}} |
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Yes, sir.}} | {{TB|Yes, sir.}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Igloo Mansion Pt. 2=== | + | === Igloo Mansion Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After completing Igloo Mansion Pt. 1:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After completing Igloo Mansion Pt. 1:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
{{TB|No it isn't. It's smart.}} | {{TB|No it isn't. It's smart.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Mr. Burns Have a Childish Argument (4h, Igloo Mansion)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Dumb.}} | {{TB|Dumb.}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Boat House== | + | == Boat House == |
− | ===Boat House Pt. 1=== | + | === Boat House Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After building Boat House:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After building Boat House:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Yarrrr! Take cover, ye land lubbers, and pray to whatever gods ye hold! There be a nor'easter blowing in! }} | + | {{TB|Yarrrr! Take cover, ye land lubbers, and pray to whatever gods ye hold! There be a nor'easter blowing in!}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|We're all gonna die!}} | {{TB|We're all gonna die!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|...he said, not knowing what a | + | {{TB|...he said, not knowing what a "nor'easter" is, but assuming the worst...}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|It means a big storm.}} | {{TB|It means a big storm.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Not that it will do ye any good when the kraken fixes its gaze upon ye...}} | {{TB|Not that it will do ye any good when the kraken fixes its gaze upon ye...}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Sea Captain Terrify With Tales of the Deep (4h, Boat House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I've seen the kraken tear mighty vessels asunder with its tentacles. | + | {{TB|I've seen the kraken tear mighty vessels asunder with its tentacles. 'Twas in a movie whose name escapes me at the moment.}} |
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | ||
{{TB|But Keanu Reeves was miscast as the ship's captain. Of that I be sure!}} | {{TB|But Keanu Reeves was miscast as the ship's captain. Of that I be sure!}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Boat House Pt. 2=== | + | === Boat House Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After completing Boat House Pt. 1:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After completing Boat House Pt. 1:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | ||
{{TB|The threat of the sea is all too real when one lives on water that is almost five feet deep.}} | {{TB|The threat of the sea is all too real when one lives on water that is almost five feet deep.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Sea Captain Look Through His Spyglass (8h, Boat House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I saw it!}} | {{TB|I saw it!}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Stranding at Attention== | + | == Stranding at Attention == |
− | ===Stranding at Attention Pt. 1=== | + | === Stranding at Attention Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After placing Aircraft Carrier:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After placing Aircraft Carrier:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|No, and that story wasn't entirely true. See, I told you that one when I was younger and much more senile than I am now.}} | {{TB|No, and that story wasn't entirely true. See, I told you that one when I was younger and much more senile than I am now.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|No, this happened when I was a handsome, young buck, living my best Navy Life. }} | + | {{TB|No, this happened when I was a handsome, young buck, living my best Navy Life.}} |
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I'd been assigned a top secret mission by my Commander. <nowiki>*</nowiki>flashback harp<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|I'd been assigned a top secret mission by my Commander. <nowiki>*</nowiki>flashback harp<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I won't let you down, sir! Tojo will be shaking in his boots when he sees what I've done!}} | {{TB|I won't let you down, sir! Tojo will be shaking in his boots when he sees what I've done!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Young Grampa Simpson Swab the Deck (1h, Squidport Entrance or Homes)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Mission accomplished, sir! Awaiting further instructions!}} | {{TB|Mission accomplished, sir! Awaiting further instructions!}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Stranding at Attention Pt. 2=== | + | === Stranding at Attention Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After completing Stranding at Attention Pt. 1:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After completing Stranding at Attention Pt. 1:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|I immediately set to the task at hand: becoming drunk with power. <nowiki>*</nowiki>flashback harp<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|I immediately set to the task at hand: becoming drunk with power. <nowiki>*</nowiki>flashback harp<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Here's the situation, Abe. Some people achieve greatness, some people have greatness thrust upon them by undercooked chicken. }} | + | {{TB|Here's the situation, Abe. Some people achieve greatness, some people have greatness thrust upon them by undercooked chicken.}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Swabbing platoon B! I am assuming command! Report for duty! }} | + | {{TB|Swabbing platoon B! I am assuming command! Report for duty!}} |
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Young Grampa Simpson Use His Commander Voice (4h, Squidport Entrance or Brown House)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Atten-hut! Men, your commanding officer is down. As of this moment, I am in charge.}} | {{TB|Atten-hut! Men, your commanding officer is down. As of this moment, I am in charge.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Some of you look at this deck and think: | + | {{TB|Some of you look at this deck and think: "Hey, that looks pretty well swabbed".}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You think: | + | {{TB|You think: "We've been swabbing for twelve hours, and Navy regulations require we be allowed to sleep".}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|But I look at this deck, and I think: | + | {{TB|But I look at this deck, and I think: "If I work these men even harder, maybe the boss will promote me, so screw these guys".}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | ||
{{TB|So whaddya say, men? Are you ready to sacrifice everything for my benefit?}} | {{TB|So whaddya say, men? Are you ready to sacrifice everything for my benefit?}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Stranding at Attention Pt. 3=== | + | === Stranding at Attention Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After completing Stranding at Attention Pt. 2:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After completing Stranding at Attention Pt. 2:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Well, I'm proud to say the men respected my authority, and they fell right in line.}} | {{TB|Well, I'm proud to say the men respected my authority, and they fell right in line.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Young Grampa Simpson Run From Sailors (4h, Squidport Entrance or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Boys, we can work this out! Why don't you all put me down, and we can discuss fine tuning my management style?}} | {{TB|Boys, we can work this out! Why don't you all put me down, and we can discuss fine tuning my management style?}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Stranding at Attention Pt. 4=== | + | === Stranding at Attention Pt. 4 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After completing Stranding at Attention Pt. 3:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After completing Stranding at Attention Pt. 3:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Yoo-hoo! Over here, sharks! First one to offer me a ride gets all the mutineers he can eat!}} | {{TB|Yoo-hoo! Over here, sharks! First one to offer me a ride gets all the mutineers he can eat!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Young Grampa Simpson Get Jumped by the Shark (12h)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|That was when I learned the terrible truth about sharks -- they do not honor verbal contracts.}} | {{TB|That was when I learned the terrible truth about sharks -- they do not honor verbal contracts.}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Stranding at Attention Pt. 5=== | + | === Stranding at Attention Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After completing Stranding at Attention Pt. 4:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After completing Stranding at Attention Pt. 4:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Fine. What's a little more humiliation at my age anyway, just a drop in the ol' catheter. <nowiki>*</nowiki>flashback harp<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|Fine. What's a little more humiliation at my age anyway, just a drop in the ol' catheter. <nowiki>*</nowiki>flashback harp<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Now men, I realize we've had slight disagreements over my leadership style. }} | + | {{TB|Now men, I realize we've had slight disagreements over my leadership style.}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | ||
{{TB|But seeing as how you tried to kill me, and would love another crack at it, maybe I could make you dinner?}} | {{TB|But seeing as how you tried to kill me, and would love another crack at it, maybe I could make you dinner?}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Young Grampa Simpson Peel Potatoes (24h)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}} | ||
{{TB|This is the last time I'll ever peel a potato! <nowiki>*</nowiki>flash-forward harp<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|This is the last time I'll ever peel a potato! <nowiki>*</nowiki>flash-forward harp<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
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{{TB|And it was. From then on, I made my wife peel the potatoes. Until she left me. Then, no potatoes ever again.}} | {{TB|And it was. From then on, I made my wife peel the potatoes. Until she left me. Then, no potatoes ever again.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Man, I miss potatoes. }} | + | {{TB|Man, I miss potatoes.}} |
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Oh, right. And then I wrestled Godzilla in Madison Square Garden. The end.}} | {{TB|Oh, right. And then I wrestled Godzilla in Madison Square Garden. The end.}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Ziff it to the Limit== | + | == Ziff it to the Limit == |
− | ===Ziff it to the Limit Pt. 1=== | + | === Ziff it to the Limit Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Young Artie Ziff's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Young Artie Ziff's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|In conclusion, "public displays of affection" are detrimental to a high school's mission, which is education. They should be outlawed and punishable by immediate expulsion.}} | {{TB|In conclusion, "public displays of affection" are detrimental to a high school's mission, which is education. They should be outlawed and punishable by immediate expulsion.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well put, Artie. And now, taking the | + | {{TB|Well put, Artie. And now, taking the "pro" side in this debate... Marge Bouvier.}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|While my opponent makes some excellent points, he ignores the fact that we are inherently emotional beings. }} | + | {{TB|While my opponent makes some excellent points, he ignores the fact that we are inherently emotional beings.}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Not all of us! As an evolved teenager, my thought processes are entirely logical. }} | + | {{TB|Not all of us! As an evolved teenager, my thought processes are entirely logical.}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|We students are supposed to be learning about all aspects of life. And one of those is surely love.}} | {{TB|We students are supposed to be learning about all aspects of life. And one of those is surely love.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Chalmers Icon}} | ||
{{TB|An insightful and chilling argument, Mr. Ziff. I'm impressed and disturbed.}} | {{TB|An insightful and chilling argument, Mr. Ziff. I'm impressed and disturbed.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Young Artie Try to Counter the Argument (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Library or Brown House)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Seriously, Marge. I must have missed | + | {{TB|Seriously, Marge. I must have missed "Introduction to Love" in the school course guide.}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|If you've never experienced love, Artie, then maybe you don't know EVERYTHING.}} | {{TB|If you've never experienced love, Artie, then maybe you don't know EVERYTHING.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|An interesting proposition. Very well. I shall open myself to the feeling of love. }} | + | {{TB|An interesting proposition. Very well. I shall open myself to the feeling of love.}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|There! I have just retasked a region of my neocortex to run algorithms based on emotion, not logic. }} | + | {{TB|There! I have just retasked a region of my neocortex to run algorithms based on emotion, not logic.}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Oh my stars. Look at those waves of blue hair. Look at those limpid eyes. Marge Bouvier is the embodiment of perfection!}} | {{TB|Oh my stars. Look at those waves of blue hair. Look at those limpid eyes. Marge Bouvier is the embodiment of perfection!}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Ziff it to the Limit Pt. 2=== | + | === Ziff it to the Limit Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Young Artie Ziff's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Young Artie Ziff's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Guuuuhhhhhh...}} | {{TB|Guuuuhhhhhh...}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Young Artie Be Tongue-Tied for the First Time (4h, Springfield High School, Springfield Library or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Are you okay, Artie?}} | {{TB|Are you okay, Artie?}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Ziff it to the Limit Pt. 3=== | + | === Ziff it to the Limit Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Young Artie Ziff's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Young Artie Ziff's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Out into the garden for some fresh air and sunlight!}} | {{TB|Out into the garden for some fresh air and sunlight!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Young Artie be Creatively Creepy (4h, Marge Sculpture Garden)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> Painting is no use. Even my highly refined brushwork and impeccable gouache cannot capture Marge's beauty.}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> Painting is no use. Even my highly refined brushwork and impeccable gouache cannot capture Marge's beauty.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|If I cannot escape her siren call, then I must make her mine. }} | + | {{TB|If I cannot escape her siren call, then I must make her mine.}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I wonder if she knows how lucky she is to have won the heart of Artie Ziff?!}} | {{TB|I wonder if she knows how lucky she is to have won the heart of Artie Ziff?!}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Ziff it to the Limit Pt. 4=== | + | === Ziff it to the Limit Pt. 4 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After completing Ziff it to the Limit Pt. 3:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After completing Ziff it to the Limit Pt. 3:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Having a man tell her she's wrong about everything!}} | {{TB|Having a man tell her she's wrong about everything!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Artie Ziff Dominate at Debate (8h, Springfield High School or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | ||
{{TB|In conclusion, let me reiterate that string theory, though a useful thought experiment, is ultimately unverifiable and therefore moot!}} | {{TB|In conclusion, let me reiterate that string theory, though a useful thought experiment, is ultimately unverifiable and therefore moot!}} | ||
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{{TB|Marge, rebuttal.}} | {{TB|Marge, rebuttal.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I... I thought we were debating whether pollution was bad? }} | + | {{TB|I... I thought we were debating whether pollution was bad?}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, yes. But I thought you deserved to be dazzled by my grasp of abstract mathematical theory. You're welcome! }} | + | {{TB|Well, yes. But I thought you deserved to be dazzled by my grasp of abstract mathematical theory. You're welcome!}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Actually, I was... a little bored.}} | {{TB|Actually, I was... a little bored.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|By Artie Ziff? Impossible! }} | + | {{TB|By Artie Ziff? Impossible!}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Ziff it to the Limit Pt. 5=== | + | === Ziff it to the Limit Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After completing Ziff it to the Limit Pt. 4:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After completing Ziff it to the Limit Pt. 4:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Then you soon shall be! Behold, the full glory of Artie Ziff!}} | {{TB|Then you soon shall be! Behold, the full glory of Artie Ziff!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Young Artie Dance Like Marge is Watching (24h)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Artie Ziff Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>panting<nowiki>*</nowiki> Shall we... shall we start planning the wedding? }} | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>panting<nowiki>*</nowiki> Shall we... shall we start planning the wedding?}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You seem very sure of yourself.}} | {{TB|You seem very sure of yourself.}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Non-Alcoholic Whine== | + | == Non-Alcoholic Whine == |
− | ===Non-Alcoholic Whine Pt. 1=== | + | === Non-Alcoholic Whine Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Young Barnie's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Young Barnie's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Welcome to my uncle's chalet, Homer! Isn't it great?}} | {{TB|Welcome to my uncle's chalet, Homer! Isn't it great?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|The word | + | {{TB|The word "chalet" implies a hot tub and girls who ski in bikini tops for some wonderful reason I can't fathom. THIS is an ice fishing shack.}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Well, sure, but if you like ice fishing--}} | {{TB|Well, sure, but if you like ice fishing--}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Gonna stop you right there. I don't. I don't even like REGULAR fishing. }} | + | {{TB|Gonna stop you right there. I don't. I don't even like REGULAR fishing.}} |
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Listen, my philosophy is: | + | {{TB|Listen, my philosophy is: "whatever makes you happy is great. Except fishing, which is dumb and you're dumb for liking it, ya dummy."}} |
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Just pass me a beer.}} | {{TB|Just pass me a beer.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I'm going to die out here.}} | {{TB|I'm going to die out here.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Young Barney Prepare Ice Fishing (4h, Ice Fishing Shack)<br>If the user has Teenage Homer: '''Task:''' Make Young Homer Freeze His Butt Off (4h, Ice Fishing Shack)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | ||
{{TB|We're all set to fish! Hey, you okay, Homer? You're turning kind of blue.}} | {{TB|We're all set to fish! Hey, you okay, Homer? You're turning kind of blue.}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Non-Alcoholic Whine Pt. 2=== | + | === Non-Alcoholic Whine Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Young Barnie's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Young Barnie's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You just need to discover the peace of fishing. Now grab one of these worms and impale its still-living form on your razor-sharp hook. }} | + | {{TB|You just need to discover the peace of fishing. Now grab one of these worms and impale its still-living form on your razor-sharp hook.}} |
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I'm not going to kill some poor worm over fishing.}} | {{TB|I'm not going to kill some poor worm over fishing.}} | ||
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{{TB|WHICH IS WHY I WANT BEER! GIVE BEER!}} | {{TB|WHICH IS WHY I WANT BEER! GIVE BEER!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|What do we need beer for when we've got friendship? }} | + | {{TB|What do we need beer for when we've got friendship?}} |
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|That's a false premise. Your actual options are A) beer AND friendship both; or B) no beer and pure animal hatred.}} | {{TB|That's a false premise. Your actual options are A) beer AND friendship both; or B) no beer and pure animal hatred.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Young Barney Excel at Fishing (12h, Ice Fishing Shack)<br>If the user has Teenage Homer: '''Task:''' Make Young Homer Fish for an Escape (4h, Ice Fishing Shack)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Having fun yet, Homer?}} | {{TB|Having fun yet, Homer?}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Non-Alcoholic Whine Pt. 3=== | + | === Non-Alcoholic Whine Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Young Barnie's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Young Barnie's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Hey, don't be sore, pal. You don't have to drink. Unless you want to be cool.}} | {{TB|Hey, don't be sore, pal. You don't have to drink. Unless you want to be cool.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Why would I turn myself into a pudgy, belching, idiot? I've got enough trouble getting girls as it is. }} | + | {{TB|Why would I turn myself into a pudgy, belching, idiot? I've got enough trouble getting girls as it is.}} |
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|If it's girls you want, you came to the right man. Let me teach you the basics of scoring with super-hot babes.}} | {{TB|If it's girls you want, you came to the right man. Let me teach you the basics of scoring with super-hot babes.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Young Barney Admire Young Homer (1h, Ice Fishing Shack)<br>If the user has Teenage Homer: '''Task:''' Make Young Homer Ramble Nonsensically About Women (8h, Ice Fishing Shack)<br>On job start dialogue:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|The most important thing to remember is that women and men are exactly the same.}} | {{TB|The most important thing to remember is that women and men are exactly the same.}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Non-Alcoholic Whine Pt. 4=== | + | |
+ | === Non-Alcoholic Whine Pt. 4 === | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Young Barnie's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Young Barnie's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|A wise man. Now shut up and drink, or else.}} | {{TB|A wise man. Now shut up and drink, or else.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Young Barney Try to Fit In (4h)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Ew, beer is gross.}} | {{TB|Ew, beer is gross.}} | ||
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{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>hic<nowiki>*</nowiki> Keep at it pal. You'll come around. <nowiki>*</nowiki>hic<nowiki>*</nowiki> I never want to drink anything else ever again. I hope my blood turns into beer.}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>hic<nowiki>*</nowiki> Keep at it pal. You'll come around. <nowiki>*</nowiki>hic<nowiki>*</nowiki> I never want to drink anything else ever again. I hope my blood turns into beer.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Teenage Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|That way, if I get in a car accident, it's like: | + | {{TB|That way, if I get in a car accident, it's like: "Quick, give this man a beer transfusion!" Boom! I'm drunker than ever.}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Homer, I think you might have a problem.}} | {{TB|Homer, I think you might have a problem.}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Non-Alcoholic Whine Pt. 5=== | + | === Non-Alcoholic Whine Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Young Barnie's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Young Barnie's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | ||
{{TB|What I'm about to say to you goes with us to our graves - for your own safety, take off your clothes and hold me.}} | {{TB|What I'm about to say to you goes with us to our graves - for your own safety, take off your clothes and hold me.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Young Barney Cuddle for Warmth (12h, Ice Fishing Shack)<br>If the user has Teenage Homer: '''Task:''' Make Young Homer Be Cuddled for Warmth (12h, Ice Fishing Shack)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Young Barney Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Feeling any better, Homer?}} | {{TB|Feeling any better, Homer?}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==The Timberlog Diner== | + | == The Timberlog Diner == |
− | ===The Timberlog Diner Pt. 1=== | + | === The Timberlog Diner Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After building The Timberlog Diner:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After building The Timberlog Diner:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | ||
{{TB|No. This time I'm putting my foot down.}} | {{TB|No. This time I'm putting my foot down.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Homer Have a Hunger Induced Panic Attack (4h, The Timberlog Diner)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | ||
{{TB|All right, all right! We'll stop for food! Just settle down, Homer!}} | {{TB|All right, all right! We'll stop for food! Just settle down, Homer!}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===The Timberlog Diner Pt. 2=== | + | === The Timberlog Diner Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After completing The Timberlog Diner Pt. 1:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After completing The Timberlog Diner Pt. 1:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You always have to undermine me, don't you, Lenny?}} | {{TB|You always have to undermine me, don't you, Lenny?}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Homer Eat All the Donuts (4h, The Timberlog Diner)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>furious donut eating<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>furious donut eating<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
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{{TB|Don't pick on him, okay? At least he's eating.}} | {{TB|Don't pick on him, okay? At least he's eating.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I just... I just thought it would be easier, ya know? It's so much responsibility. And I really love the little guy. }} | + | {{TB|I just... I just thought it would be easier, ya know? It's so much responsibility. And I really love the little guy.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hey, I get it. You worry because you care. Homer's just going through a phase. He'll grow out of it. }} | + | {{TB|Hey, I get it. You worry because you care. Homer's just going through a phase. He'll grow out of it.}} |
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Promise?}} | {{TB|Promise?}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Bethlehem Inn== | + | == Bethlehem Inn == |
− | ===Bethlehem Inn Pt. 1=== | + | === Bethlehem Inn Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After building Bethlehem Inn:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After building Bethlehem Inn:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|What's happened to this place? We used to be packed. Most nights, there was no room at the inn. | + | {{TB|What's happened to this place? We used to be packed. Most nights, there was no room at the inn. 'Specially around the holidays.}} |
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Hey diddily, Innkeep-arino! Me and the boys heard this was the official birthplace of Jesus!}} | {{TB|Hey diddily, Innkeep-arino! Me and the boys heard this was the official birthplace of Jesus!}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You'll get our most decrepit room. It's, uh, a little more expensive, of course...}} | {{TB|You'll get our most decrepit room. It's, uh, a little more expensive, of course...}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern<br>'''Task:''' Make Moe Overcharge Pilgrims (4h, Bethlehem Inn)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Right this way, here's your room. }} | + | {{TB|Right this way, here's your room.}} |
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Todd Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Daddy, why is there a kitty biting my toes?}} | {{TB|Daddy, why is there a kitty biting my toes?}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Bethlehem Inn Pt. 2=== | + | === Bethlehem Inn Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After completing Bethlehem Inn Pt. 1:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After completing Bethlehem Inn Pt. 1:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|'Night, all. Do let the bedbugs bite. I mean, if you try to stop them, they get angry and really tear you apart.}} |
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Todd Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Daddy, where are all the sheep and camels?}} | {{TB|Daddy, where are all the sheep and camels?}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> What I won't do for a buck...}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> What I won't do for a buck...}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Moe Imitate Barn Animals (8h, Bethlehem Inn)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I hope you enjoyed your stay at the Bethlehem Inn, come back real soon.}} | {{TB|I hope you enjoyed your stay at the Bethlehem Inn, come back real soon.}} | ||
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{{TB|Of course. Yeah. Why not?}} | {{TB|Of course. Yeah. Why not?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hallelujah. }} | + | {{TB|Hallelujah.}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==A Hole in None== | + | == A Hole in None == |
− | ===A Hole in None Pt. 1=== | + | === A Hole in None Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After placing Mini Golf Castle:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After placing Mini Golf Castle:|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} |
− | {{TB|Welcome to Channel 6's coverage of the Springfield Celebrity Pro-am, America's premier mini-golf tournament. }} | + | {{TB|Welcome to Channel 6's coverage of the Springfield Celebrity Pro-am, America's premier mini-golf tournament.}} |
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} |
{{TB|I'm joined by legendary golf champion Lee Carvallo. Lee, how do you like your chances today?}} | {{TB|I'm joined by legendary golf champion Lee Carvallo. Lee, how do you like your chances today?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lee Carvallo Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lee Carvallo Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I just want to go out there and give it my all. It's a talented field, lot of great players, we'll see how it goes.}} | {{TB|I just want to go out there and give it my all. It's a talented field, lot of great players, we'll see how it goes.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} |
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*</nowiki> Every athlete is just a mind-numbingly boring interview, Lee. I didn't realize that included golfers, but I see it does.}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*</nowiki> Every athlete is just a mind-numbingly boring interview, Lee. I didn't realize that included golfers, but I see it does.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lee Carvallo Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lee Carvallo Icon}} | ||
{{TB|It is what it is. We'll just see how it goes, try to have fun out there.}} | {{TB|It is what it is. We'll just see how it goes, try to have fun out there.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} |
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>laughs<nowiki>*</nowiki> Stunningly bland! Lee, show us some of the trophies you've won over the years. Anything is better than listening to you.}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>laughs<nowiki>*</nowiki> Stunningly bland! Lee, show us some of the trophies you've won over the years. Anything is better than listening to you.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lee Carvallo Display His Awards (8h)|colspan=2}} |
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} |
{{TB|Lee, I would literally kill everyone on this planet for a single daytime Emmy. And here you are, a mindless dud, surrounded by awards.}} | {{TB|Lee, I would literally kill everyone on this planet for a single daytime Emmy. And here you are, a mindless dud, surrounded by awards.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} |
{{TB|Moving on. Lee, instead of listening to your moronic blather, let's meet the amateur you'll be paired with today.}} | {{TB|Moving on. Lee, instead of listening to your moronic blather, let's meet the amateur you'll be paired with today.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lee Carvallo Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lee Carvallo Icon}} | ||
{{TB|One day at a time, right?}} | {{TB|One day at a time, right?}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} |
{{TB|That was in no way a response to what I said. Good job, Lee!}} | {{TB|That was in no way a response to what I said. Good job, Lee!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
{{TB|What a charming man, eh, Kent?}} | {{TB|What a charming man, eh, Kent?}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} |
{{TB|There's not a single working neuron in his skull.}} | {{TB|There's not a single working neuron in his skull.}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===A Hole in None Pt. 2=== | + | === A Hole in None Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Lee Carvallo's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Lee Carvallo's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Is that... did you hear what I said? It feels like you didn't...}} | {{TB|Is that... did you hear what I said? It feels like you didn't...}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lee Carvallo Take a Perfect Shot (4h, Mini Golf Castle)|colspan=2}} |
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} |
{{TB|Beautiful tee shot on the first hole for Lee. He's putting on a mini-golf clinic today, folks!}} | {{TB|Beautiful tee shot on the first hole for Lee. He's putting on a mini-golf clinic today, folks!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lee Carvallo Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lee Carvallo Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===A Hole in None Pt. 3=== | + | === A Hole in None Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Lee Carvallo's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Lee Carvallo's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Oh, my. He's furious.}} | {{TB|Oh, my. He's furious.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lee Carvallo Suck at Mini Golf (1h, Mini Golf Castle)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Lee Carvallo Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lee Carvallo Icon}} | ||
{{TB|If I'm seeing the breaks, I like my chances! Beautiful day for golf!}} | {{TB|If I'm seeing the breaks, I like my chances! Beautiful day for golf!}} | ||
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{{TB|Mr. Carvallo, I'm real sorry about that last hole. I made a mistake. Please don't scream at me.}} | {{TB|Mr. Carvallo, I'm real sorry about that last hole. I made a mistake. Please don't scream at me.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lee Carvallo Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lee Carvallo Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|It's a marathon, not a sprint! These are some great fans! }} | + | {{TB|It's a marathon, not a sprint! These are some great fans!}} |
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Mr. Carvallo, you're turning beet red! Try to breathe!}} | {{TB|Mr. Carvallo, you're turning beet red! Try to breathe!}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===A Hole in None Pt. 4=== | + | === A Hole in None Pt. 4 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After completing A Hole in None Pt. 3:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After completing A Hole in None Pt. 3:|colspan=2}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} |
{{TB|In a shocking development, Lee Carvallo finds himself ten shots behind the leaders.}} | {{TB|In a shocking development, Lee Carvallo finds himself ten shots behind the leaders.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} |
{{TB|A living legend, a man who's never lost a mini-golf game in his life, could see it all go up in flames here today.}} | {{TB|A living legend, a man who's never lost a mini-golf game in his life, could see it all go up in flames here today.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} |
{{TB|Ever since Ned Flanders steered him towards the wrong ramp, Carvallo has completely crumbled. I've rarely seen a professional athlete this broken.}} | {{TB|Ever since Ned Flanders steered him towards the wrong ramp, Carvallo has completely crumbled. I've rarely seen a professional athlete this broken.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} |
{{TB|Lee, what's going through your head right now?}} | {{TB|Lee, what's going through your head right now?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lee Carvallo Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lee Carvallo Icon}} | ||
{{TB|The greens are playing fast but fair! I'm just looking to string together a few good holes! It's great weather for golf!}} | {{TB|The greens are playing fast but fair! I'm just looking to string together a few good holes! It's great weather for golf!}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} |
{{TB|And so this pea-brained champion, this dim-witted maestro of the greens, withers before our very eyes.}} | {{TB|And so this pea-brained champion, this dim-witted maestro of the greens, withers before our very eyes.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lee Carvallo Ruin His Perfect Record (8h, Mini Golf Castle)|colspan=2}} |
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} |
{{TB|Lee Carvallo's sad march continues. Now forty-three shots behind the leaders, he stalks the 17th green, completely unhinged.}} | {{TB|Lee Carvallo's sad march continues. Now forty-three shots behind the leaders, he stalks the 17th green, completely unhinged.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lee Carvallo Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lee Carvallo Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===A Hole in None Pt. 5=== | + | === A Hole in None Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After completing A Hole in None Pt. 4:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After completing A Hole in None Pt. 4:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Lee Carvallo Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lee Carvallo Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>his look growing even more hate-filled<nowiki>*</nowiki> I love the game of golf.}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>his look growing even more hate-filled<nowiki>*</nowiki> I love the game of golf.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Lee Carvallo Show No Love (12h)|colspan=2}} |
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} |
{{TB|It's never easy to watch a greatness dim. Lee Carvallo was a hero to many. Today, that all ended.}} | {{TB|It's never easy to watch a greatness dim. Lee Carvallo was a hero to many. Today, that all ended.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} |
{{TB|We may never know exactly what was going on in his head. Or if ANYTHING was going on in his head, which I seriously doubt.}} | {{TB|We may never know exactly what was going on in his head. Or if ANYTHING was going on in his head, which I seriously doubt.}} | ||
− | {{Tapped Out | + | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} |
{{TB|But we do know this -- as far as Lee Carvallo is concerned, it was a great day for golf. Also, it is what it is.}} | {{TB|But we do know this -- as far as Lee Carvallo is concerned, it was a great day for golf. Also, it is what it is.}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Learning to Share== | + | == Learning to Share == |
− | ===Learning to Share Pt. 1=== | + | === Learning to Share Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Jim Hope's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Jim Hope's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Mr. Hope, I've just received a letter from the IRS. Your company, Kid First Industries, is suspected of tax evasion.}} | {{TB|Mr. Hope, I've just received a letter from the IRS. Your company, Kid First Industries, is suspected of tax evasion.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You're also charged with -- and I've never seen this before -- | + | {{TB|You're also charged with -- and I've never seen this before -- "general grossness". It's a little-known crime from the Constitution.}} |
{{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Since when is evading taxes a crime?! Listen, I'll make this right. I'll have the IRS killed. }} | + | {{TB|Since when is evading taxes a crime?! Listen, I'll make this right. I'll have the IRS killed.}} |
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Murder is, sadly, also a crime.}} | {{TB|Murder is, sadly, also a crime.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Well, I can't pay. I haven't had a hit toy since the Funzo. I'm broke.}} | {{TB|Well, I can't pay. I haven't had a hit toy since the Funzo. I'm broke.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Jim Hope Search His Pockets for Spare Change (4h, Kid First Industries)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Here, this is everything I've got in my pockets. <nowiki>*</nowiki>drops coins on desk<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|Here, this is everything I've got in my pockets. <nowiki>*</nowiki>drops coins on desk<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
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{{TB|Better put on a happy face for the kiddies and hope ol' Uncle Jim's still got it.}} | {{TB|Better put on a happy face for the kiddies and hope ol' Uncle Jim's still got it.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|As your lawyer, I must advise you not to refer to yourself as | + | {{TB|As your lawyer, I must advise you not to refer to yourself as "uncle" around children who aren't your relatives.}} |
{{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Why? Liability issue?}} | {{TB|Why? Liability issue?}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Learning to Share Pt. 2=== | + | === Learning to Share Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Jim Hope's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Jim Hope's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|You're not the only one who's been evading taxes. Should I be worried?}} | {{TB|You're not the only one who's been evading taxes. Should I be worried?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Probably. As in, I'm | + | {{TB|Probably. As in, I'm "probably" going to rat you out to get a reduced sentence.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I see. I suppose I could have you killed?}} | {{TB|I see. I suppose I could have you killed?}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | ||
{{TB|If there was any other way, believe me I'd be all over it.Let's get to work.}} | {{TB|If there was any other way, believe me I'd be all over it.Let's get to work.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Jim Hope Brainstorm Original Ideas (4h)<br>If the user has Lindsey Naegle: '''Task:''' Make Lindsey Naegle Brainstorm Ways to Backstab Jim Hope (4h, Kid First Industries)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Read back to me what we've come up with so far.}} | {{TB|Read back to me what we've come up with so far.}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Learning to Share Pt. 3=== | + | === Learning to Share Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Jim Hope's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Jim Hope's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> They grow out of their easily-manipulated stage so fast.}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> They grow out of their easily-manipulated stage so fast.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Jim Hope Demonstrate Toys (12h)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|The kids hated our toys! They said they were "too | + | {{TB|The kids hated our toys! They said they were "too cynical". Since when is making toys designed to prey on kids' worst impulses "cynical"?}} |
{{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | ||
{{TB|How am I supposed to con them if they're wise to my tricks? Am I supposed to make something they actually like? <nowiki>*</nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|How am I supposed to con them if they're wise to my tricks? Am I supposed to make something they actually like? <nowiki>*</nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Learning to Share Pt. 4=== | + | === Learning to Share Pt. 4 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Jim Hope's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Jim Hope's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Fine! You get ten minutes of my time. I'll come up with one toy. But that's it!}} | {{TB|Fine! You get ten minutes of my time. I'll come up with one toy. But that's it!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Jim Hope Steal Lisa's Ideas (8h, Springfield Elementary or Kid First Industries, Lisa)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | ||
{{TB|How about a toy oven that makes fattening cakes, then we sell a weight loss supplement as an add-on?}} | {{TB|How about a toy oven that makes fattening cakes, then we sell a weight loss supplement as an add-on?}} | ||
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{{TB|What about a set of encyclopedias, but all the facts are wrong so it makes you stupider? Then we sell tutoring services to all the new dummies we just made.}} | {{TB|What about a set of encyclopedias, but all the facts are wrong so it makes you stupider? Then we sell tutoring services to all the new dummies we just made.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Stick with the healthy oven. }} | + | {{TB|Stick with the healthy oven.}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Learning to Share Pt. 5=== | + | === Learning to Share Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Jim Hope's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Jim Hope's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Can't you see how much more evil it is my way? Think, Lisa!}} | {{TB|Can't you see how much more evil it is my way? Think, Lisa!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I want my idea back. You stole it from me! }} | + | {{TB|I want my idea back. You stole it from me!}} |
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Jim, open us some bubbly to celebrate. I just need to make a quick phone call...}} | {{TB|Jim, open us some bubbly to celebrate. I just need to make a quick phone call...}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | ||
{{TB|It's hot tubbing time!}} | {{TB|It's hot tubbing time!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Jim Hope Pop Some Bottles (12h, Kid First Industries)<br>If the user has Lindsey Naegle: '''Task:''' Make Lindsey Naegle Give Chief Wiggum a Hot Tip (12h, Kid First Industries)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Lindsey! Hot tub's ready! I've got a special mankini I've been saving!}} | {{TB|Lindsey! Hot tub's ready! I've got a special mankini I've been saving!}} | ||
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{{TB|Hold it right there, Hope! You're under arrest for exploiting the work of miners.}} | {{TB|Hold it right there, Hope! You're under arrest for exploiting the work of miners.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Jim Hope Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Because of the Lisa Simpson thing? }} | + | {{TB|Because of the Lisa Simpson thing?}} |
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|What? No, not some kid. Miners. The guys who work in mines. Anyway, that's what I heard over the phone. }} | + | {{TB|What? No, not some kid. Miners. The guys who work in mines. Anyway, that's what I heard over the phone.}} |
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
{{TB|And that's how I wrote it up. You can't expect me to redo all that paperwork.}} | {{TB|And that's how I wrote it up. You can't expect me to redo all that paperwork.}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Toys "B" This== | + | == Toys "B" This == |
− | ===Toys "B" This Pt. 1=== | + | === Toys "B" This Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After building Toys "B" This:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After building Toys "B" This:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Now remember, Mom. All I want for Christmas is FortFite: Platinum Headshot Edition.}} | {{TB|Now remember, Mom. All I want for Christmas is FortFite: Platinum Headshot Edition.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I know, sweetie. It's really hard to find that video game. The internet is sold out. }} | + | {{TB|I know, sweetie. It's really hard to find that video game. The internet is sold out.}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
{{TB|What about the toy store? You've exhausted every possible angle to satisfy my demands, right?}} | {{TB|What about the toy store? You've exhausted every possible angle to satisfy my demands, right?}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I'll bring the car around.}} | {{TB|I'll bring the car around.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Marge Break Into the Abandoned Toy Store (4h, Toys "B" This)<br>'''Task:''' Make Bart Be Overcome by Nostalgia (4h, Toys "B" This)<br>On job start:|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|It's kind of spooky in here.}} | {{TB|It's kind of spooky in here.}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Toys "B" This Pt. 2=== | + | === Toys "B" This Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After completing Toys "B" This Pt. 1:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After completing Toys "B" This Pt. 1:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Well, it IS pretty great buying toys in your underwear from the convenience of the couch.}} | {{TB|Well, it IS pretty great buying toys in your underwear from the convenience of the couch.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|It's not fair! You can't drag your parents to the internet and make a scene until they crumble and buy you what you want! }} | + | {{TB|It's not fair! You can't drag your parents to the internet and make a scene until they crumble and buy you what you want!}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|We should get out of here. Ol' Gil isn't much of a security guard, but even he's gotta wake up sometime.}} | {{TB|We should get out of here. Ol' Gil isn't much of a security guard, but even he's gotta wake up sometime.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Make Marge Try to Comfort Bart (4h, Simpson House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Bart, how come you're not playing your new game? I worked very hard to track it down for you.}} | {{TB|Bart, how come you're not playing your new game? I worked very hard to track it down for you.}} | ||
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{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Personalized Talking Astrolabe Pt. 1== | + | == Personalized Talking Astrolabe Pt. 1 == |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After placing Personalized Talking Astrolabe:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After placing Personalized Talking Astrolabe:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|My beloved unnecessary object! At last! Let's hear what wisdom it's been keeping for us.}} | {{TB|My beloved unnecessary object! At last! Let's hear what wisdom it's been keeping for us.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task''' | + | {{THT|'''Task:''' Tap the Personalized Talking Astrolabe|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Huh. Somehow, I thought the info it gave would be more necessary.}} | {{TB|Huh. Somehow, I thought the info it gave would be more necessary.}} | ||
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{{TB|Never leave me again you beautiful, pointless thing...}} | {{TB|Never leave me again you beautiful, pointless thing...}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|My life was so much less meaningless until you came along. }} | + | {{TB|My life was so much less meaningless until you came along.}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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Latest revision as of 12:36, May 3, 2024
Contents
- 1 Show Me the Dough
- 2 Knit Fits
- 3 Big Top Je Ne Sais Quoi
- 4 Circus of Values
- 5 The Screens
- 6 Young Marge Gil Promo
- 7 Roller Girl Riot
- 8 Anchors Away
- 9 Igloo Mansion
- 10 Boat House
- 11 Stranding at Attention
- 12 Ziff it to the Limit
- 13 Non-Alcoholic Whine
- 14 The Timberlog Diner
- 15 Bethlehem Inn
- 16 A Hole in None
- 17 Learning to Share
- 18 Toys "B" This
- 19 Personalized Talking Astrolabe Pt. 1
Show Me the Dough[edit]
Show Me the Dough Pt. 1[edit]
Show Me the Dough Pt. 2[edit]
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Knit Fits[edit]
Knit Fits Pt. 1[edit]
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Knit Fits Pt. 2[edit]
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Knit Fits Pt. 3[edit]
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Knit Fits Pt. 4[edit]
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Knit Fits Pt. 5[edit]
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Big Top Je Ne Sais Quoi[edit]
Big Top Je Ne Sais Quoi Pt. 1[edit]
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Big Top Je Ne Sais Quoi Pt. 2[edit]
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Big Top Je Ne Sais Quoi Pt. 3[edit]
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Big Top Je Ne Sais Quoi Pt. 4[edit]
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Big Top Je Ne Sais Quoi Pt. 5[edit]
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Circus of Values[edit]
Circus of Values Pt. 1[edit]
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Circus of Values Pt. 2[edit]
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The Screens[edit]
The Screens Pt. 1[edit]
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The Screens Pt. 2[edit]
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Young Marge Gil Promo[edit]
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Roller Girl Riot[edit]
Roller Girl Riot Pt. 1[edit]
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Roller Girl Riot Pt. 2[edit]
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Roller Girl Riot Pt. 3[edit]
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Roller Girl Riot Pt. 4[edit]
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Roller Girl Riot Pt. 5[edit]
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Anchors Away[edit]
Anchors Away Pt. 1[edit]
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Anchors Away Pt. 2[edit]
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Anchors Away Pt. 3[edit]
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Anchors Away Pt. 4[edit]
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Anchors Away Pt. 5[edit]
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Igloo Mansion[edit]
Igloo Mansion Pt. 1[edit]
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Igloo Mansion Pt. 2[edit]
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Boat House[edit]
Boat House Pt. 1[edit]
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Boat House Pt. 2[edit]
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Stranding at Attention[edit]
Stranding at Attention Pt. 1[edit]
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Stranding at Attention Pt. 2[edit]
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Stranding at Attention Pt. 3[edit]
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Stranding at Attention Pt. 4[edit]
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Stranding at Attention Pt. 5[edit]
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Ziff it to the Limit[edit]
Ziff it to the Limit Pt. 1[edit]
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Ziff it to the Limit Pt. 2[edit]
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Ziff it to the Limit Pt. 3[edit]
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Ziff it to the Limit Pt. 4[edit]
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Ziff it to the Limit Pt. 5[edit]
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Non-Alcoholic Whine[edit]
Non-Alcoholic Whine Pt. 1[edit]
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Non-Alcoholic Whine Pt. 2[edit]
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Non-Alcoholic Whine Pt. 3[edit]
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Non-Alcoholic Whine Pt. 4[edit]
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Non-Alcoholic Whine Pt. 5[edit]
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The Timberlog Diner[edit]
The Timberlog Diner Pt. 1[edit]
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The Timberlog Diner Pt. 2[edit]
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Bethlehem Inn[edit]
Bethlehem Inn Pt. 1[edit]
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Bethlehem Inn Pt. 2[edit]
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A Hole in None[edit]
A Hole in None Pt. 1[edit]
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A Hole in None Pt. 2[edit]
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A Hole in None Pt. 3[edit]
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A Hole in None Pt. 4[edit]
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A Hole in None Pt. 5[edit]
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Toys "B" This[edit]
Toys "B" This Pt. 1[edit]
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Toys "B" This Pt. 2[edit]
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Personalized Talking Astrolabe Pt. 1[edit]
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