Difference between revisions of "The Simpsons: Tapped Out Winter 2016 content update/Gameplay"

Latest revision as of 14:01, April 27, 2024

Act 1 Gameplay[edit]

An Early Christmas Present[edit]

After the user logs in on November 29th:
	We got a special early Christmas surprise for you, Maggie!
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	It's the best kind of present! One that will monitor your behavior and report back to Santa.
	You get to live in your own adorable little surveillance state with... the Gnome in Your Home!
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Task: Place the Gnome in Your Home Box
	We'll leave the Gnome in Your Home right next to your crib, so he can spy on every widdle thing you does!
	And don't worry, he never goes to sleep! All he ever does is watch.
	Watch, and judge. Don't forget the judging.
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	...
Quest reward: Gnome Box, 100 and 10

Yule Love It![edit]

Yule Love It! (1st Part)[edit]

After completing An Early Christmas Present:
	Bad news, Lis. I just checked the Bible, and apparently Buddhists like you don't get Christmas presents.
	Technically, I'm supposed to stone you to death. But since you're my sister, I'm gonna let that slide.
	It doesn't say that in the Bible!
	Well, I'm PRETTY sure it doesn't say that. Only nutjobs actually read the thing.
	But regardless, most Christmas traditions have Pagan origins.
	Did you say P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p...
	Why is it so easy to make Mr. Flanders hyperventilate?
Task: Make Lisa Explain the Origins of Christmas (6s, Springfield Library or Brown House) Task: Make Springfielders Learn About Christmas[x5] (6s, Springfield Library or Brown House)
	We actually have no idea what day Jesus was born on. Early Christians just co-opted traditional celebrations of the Winter Solstice.
	But every kid, Jesus included, deserves a birthday party, so what's the harm?
	But Pagans worship goats and demons and horrible monsters like Mother Earth!
	"Pagan" just means you don't follow one of the world's main religions. They're not scary!
	In fact, maybe we should hold a traditional Pagan Winter Carnival right here in Springfield. It'll be fun!
System Message	Will the Pagan Winter Carnival spell trouble for Ned and Lovejoy? Find out this Sunday at 8/7C on FOX!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Yule Love It! Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Yule Love It! Pt. 1:
	Is it true, sweetie? Are we having a Bacon Winter Carnival?
	"Pagan." Why would anyone have a Bacon Festival? Stupid.
	Don't mock my religious beliefs!
	You don't see me forcing my Baconist teachings on Pagans, do you?
	No. You've been very open-minded about that. Great job.
Task: Place the Pagan Winter Carnival Sign Task: Make Homer Get Ready for Bacon (6s, Simpson House)
	Nice sign, sweetie!
	Thanks. You going to put one up for your Bacon Festival?
	You don't advertise a Bacon Party. Then you'd have to share your bacon, silly!
	Which goes against EVERYTHING I believe in.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Yule Love It! Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Yule Love It! Pt. 2:
	Here's a twist on Christmas: instead of exchanging presents, we'll offer Pagan-style gifts to the gods!
	It's GOD, not GODS! One! And he's not exactly keen on sharing the stage.
	Seriously, "no other gods but me" is, like, in his top ten turn-offs.
	Now then, typical Pagan gifts to the gods were wine, or herbs--
	Catnip's a herb! And it grows at ma farm. I have some right here. I'll just hold up a large quantity in ma unprotected hands, and--
Task: Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm Task: Make Cletus Struggle in a Cat Fight (6s, Cletus's Farm)
	Dangit! These cats are after my catnip like it was catnip!
	I guess there is a certain logic there.
	Catnip works as well as any other offering to the gods. But we'll need lots more!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Yule Love It! Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Yule Love It! Pt. 3:
	I think the gods are bored with our offerings. I prayed about my enemies, and not a single one has been struck dead!
	Willie's got an offering any god with half a brain would love -- a wee statue of Willie. Carved it myself.
	It's... disturbing.
	Yeah, well maybe that's what the artist was GOING for.
Task: Make Willie Carve More Selfies (6s, Willie's Shack)
	Willie, what do you carve these out of?
	Clay art projects I swipe from the school kiln. Saves yer parents the trouble of tossing them later.
	That's stealing! And F.Y.I., our parents LOVE when we bring home art!
	Step one: pretend you love the art. Step two: wait until child forgets about the art, and toss. Repeat until college.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Springfield Henge[edit]

Springfield Henge Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Yule Love It! Pt. 4:
	Now we need a suitable place where we can make our offerings.
	How about two rings of massive standing stones -- a henge, if you will -- supporting lintels.
	We'll call these formations "trilithons."
	You're describing Stonehenge.
	Am not! Anyway, I had the idea first!
	Stonehenge is five thousand years old.
	And Willie thought of it five thousand-and-one years ago! Ask anyone!
Task: Build Springfield Henge Task: Hand in an Offering
	Springfield Henge is complete! And no one was crushed to death building it.
	Except Moleman, but, you know, par for the course.
	Let's keep collecting more and making offerings!
System Message	You can now send more Pagans to collect Catnip and Carved Figurines!
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10

Springfield Henge Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Springfield Henge Pt. 1:
Task: Make Pagans Collect Catnip [x4] Task: Make Pagans Collect Carved Figurines [x4]
System Message	Keep handing in Offerings at Springfield Henge to unlock the daily gift!
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10

Springfield Henge Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Springfield Henge Pt. 2:
Task: Unlock a Daily Gift
System Message	Well done! Now keep collecting resources and exchanging them at Springfield Henge. There's one godly gift per day to unlock!
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10

Gnome Alone[edit]

Gnome Alone Pt. 1[edit]

After starting a Currency Earning Job:
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System Message	Thanks for the explanation, Maggie! Use the Gnome Radar to find the Gnome in Springfield. When you tap him he'll run away.
System Message	Repeatedly tap the Gnome to make him drop lots of loot. Guilt Dust allows you to upgrade the Gnome Box and increase the loot you get from the Gnome!
Task: Put the Gnome Back In His Box Task: Upgrade the Gnome Box
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System Message	That's right, Maggie! The Gnome will be trapped in his box for the next 4 hours. Catch him again later to get some more loot!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Gnome Alone Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Gnome Alone Pt. 1:
	Good glayvin! I've made a shocking discovery!
	It's a previously-unknown method by which we can force you to visit alternate Springfields!
	Your friends' towns are being overrun by Gnomes in Your Home! And only you can stop them, Skyfinger!
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System Message	Find the Gnome in your friends' town and put him back into his box. You can help one friend a day!
Task: Catch the Gnome in a Friend's Town
	By Hoyven, you did it!
	Keep Sky-Fingering until they're all gone!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Gnome Alone Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Gnome Alone Pt. 2:
Task: Upgrade the Gnome Box [x5] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Gnome Alone Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Gnome Alone Pt. 3:
Task: Upgrade the Gnome Box [x10 Quest reward: 100 and 10

Gnome Alone Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Gnome Alone Pt. 4:
Task: Upgrade the Gnome Box [x15] Quest reward: 100 and 10

Daily Social Gnome[edit]

After completing Gnome Alone Pt. 2, auto starts once a Gnome is tappable in friend towns:
Task: Catch the Gnome in a Friend's Town Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10

A Pagan Paradise[edit]

A Pagan Paradise Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Gnome Alone Pt. 2:
	Okay, we've built Springfield Henge but will it be enough to bring the Pagans?
	I see the answer is "yes."
	We probably could have drawn that suspense out a little, but... yippee, I guess!
System Message	Tap Pagans in your town to collect their tributes!
Task: Tap Pagans [x5]
	The Carnival is proving to be a success, and any other town would leave well enough alone. But this is Springfield. Keep building!
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10

A Pagan Paradise Pt. 2[edit]

After completing A Pagan Paradise Pt. 1:
System Message	You can now tap Pagans in other Springfields!
Task: Tap Pagans in a Friend's Town [x3] Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10

A Pagan Paradise Pt. 3[edit]

24 hours after completing A Pagan Paradise Pt. 2:
System Message	Get your Pagans of the Multiverse Membership now and earn double rewards for tapping Pagans in a friend's town!
If the item is purchased:
System Message	Congratulations on your purchase of the Pagans of the Multiverse Membership. You'll now get double rewards for tapping Pagans in a friend's town!

Logging In[edit]

After completing A Pagan Paradise Pt. 2:
	The Carnival is going so well, but we need more Pagan-themed attractions.
	I'm talking a Guess-Your-Deity Booth, Tilt-a-Wodin, Heathen Hayride, Goddess Kissing Booth, you name it.
	And, of course, Skee Ball. Because EVERYBODY likes Skee Ball.
	If we're gonna build all that, we need a Lumber Mill!
Task: Build the Lumber Mill Task: Craft a Carnival Banner
	Now let's turn an entire forest into lumber, so we can properly celebrate Mother Nature!
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10

Yule Love It! (2nd Part)[edit]

Yule Love It! Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Logging In and the user logs in on December 9th:
	Pagans! Pagans Everywhere! Worshipping rocks! Wearing horns! Holding female gods in equal reverence to male!
	SOMEONE'S GOT TO STOP THEM!
	Easy, Ned. No one said religious freedom was a good idea, but it's the law of the land.
	Sing with me, Reverend, won't you? A couple carols to remind them of the glory of Christmas?
	We'll sing the one about the guy banging a drum next to a sleeping newborn. That always gets 'em!
Task: Make Ned Sing Carols (4h, First Church of Springfield) Task: Make Lovejoy Sing Carols (4h, First Church of Springfield) Task: Make Springfielders Attend the Pagan Carnival [x6] (4h, Town Hall)
	It's time to admit it, Ned. We're beat.
	How can we compete against a religion with such strong cosplay elements?
	This isn't over...
System Message	What stratagems will the Anti-Pagans devise to disrupt the festivities? Find out on December 18th!
System Message	Meanwhile, keep making offerings to the Pagan gods, catching the gnome and tapping Pagans to unlock more cool prizes!
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10

Act 2 Gameplay[edit]

Act 1 completed[edit]

Like A B.O.S[edit]

After completing A Pagan Paradise Pt. 1 and the user logs in on December 18th:
	I think we need to mix up our offerings to the gods. I was thinking we could start collecting milk...
	Milk? MILK? I'm not going ta give a bunch of raving, bloodthirsty Pagan gods milk.
	At least it's historically accurate.
	So's dying slow from ptomaine poisoning, and nobody wants to do that, either! Now go to the library and fetch me the Book of Shadows.
	Inside this book, first published by an English dude in the 1950s, we will find the most ancient secrets of Pagan magic.
	If Willie's going Pagan, Willie's going FULL Pagan.
Task: Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library Task: Make Lisa Check Out the Restricted Section (6s, Springfield Library)
	This Book of Shadows is just a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense.
	So? EVERY book is a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense. What with all them words, and them strange symbols...
	Willie... you CAN read, right?
	Aye! Unless it's in-game dialog. No real man reads in-game dialog.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Happy Meal[edit]

After unlocking :
	All right, according to the Book of Shadows, some gods like to be offered human fingers in tribute.
	Now THAT'S a god Moe can get behind. All this modern love and forgiveness, blech! I know if I was a deity, I wouldn't forgive nobody nothing.
	Can we have ONE town-wide festival that doesn't involve gruesome acts of violence?
	I got some CHICKEN fingers in the freezer. Maybe them old gods don't know the difference.
	Stupid old gods. What rubes.
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern Task: Make Homer Binge on Chicken Fingers (6s, Moe's Tavern Quest reward: Satyr Willie
	Mmm. These chicken fingers are tasty.
	Hey-hey-hey! Save some for the gods.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Act 1 not completed[edit]

Yule Love It! Pt. 3[edit]

After the user logs in on December 18th if Yule Love It! Pt. 3 wasn't triggered on Act 1:
	Here's a twist on Christmas: instead of exchanging presents, we'll offer Pagan-style gifts to the gods!
	It's GOD, not GODS! One! And he's not exactly keen on sharing the stage.
	Seriously, "no other gods but me" is, like, in his top ten turn-offs.
	Now then, typical Pagan gifts to the gods were wine, or herbs, or grain--
	Oh, happy day! We're to run around collecting grain? What a fun update this will be!
	At least it's historically accurate.
	...So's dying slow from ptomaine poisoning, and nobody wants to do that, either! Now go to the library and fetch me the Book of Shadows.
	If Willie's going Pagan, Willie's going FULL Pagan.
Task: Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library Task: Make Lisa Check Out the Restricted Section (6s, Springfield Library)
	This Book of Shadows is just a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense.
	So? EVERY book is a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense. What with all them words, and them strange symbols...
	Willie... you CAN read, right?
	Aye! Unless it's in-game dialog. No real man reads in-game dialog.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Yule Love It! Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Yule Love It! Pt. 3:
	All right, according to the Book of Shadows, some gods like to be offered human fingers in tribute.
	Now THAT'S a god Moe can get behind. All this modern love and forgiveness, blech! I know if I was a deity, I wouldn't forgive nobody nothing.
	Can we have ONE town-wide festival that doesn't involve gruesome acts of violence?
	I got some CHICKEN fingers in the freezer. Maybe them old gods don't know the difference.
	Stupid old gods. What rubes.
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern Task: Make Homer Binge on Chicken Fingers (6s, Moe's Tavern Quest reward: Satyr Willie
	Mmm. These chicken fingers are tasty.
	Hey-hey-hey! Save some for the gods.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

I Willie Follow You Into the Dark[edit]

I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 1[edit]

After completing A Happy Meal or Act 2's Yule Love It! Pt. 4:
	My Christian friends, I have identified the leader of the Pagan heathens!
	Actually, "Heathenism" is just one branch of Paganism... you don't care, do you?
	I really don't! The first step to defeating my religious enemy is to not understand him!
	Willie! Willie is their leader! He's trying to found a Satanic cult!
	Satanism has nothing to do with... ugh. Fine. Go nuts. Do what you want.
	Let's see how these made up religions fare against the proven, scientific power of holy water!
Task: Make Rev. Lovejoy Prepare 50 Gallons of Holy Water (12h, First Church of Springfield) Task: Make the Anti-Pagans Spray Satyr Willie [x3] (1h, Willie's Shack) Task: Make Satyr Willie Get Sprayed (1h, Willie's Shack)
	Augh! Holy water! I'm melting!
	It worked!
	I'm only joking, ya daft man. Seriously, thanks fer the shower. This shack has no water, and goatskin chaps are not the most odor-resistant garment.
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10

I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 2[edit]

After completing I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 1:
	Gather 'round, me minions, as I reveal yet more ancient mysteries of Paganism.
	Tell us, oh great and creepy beardo!
	Behold! An arcane ritual called... doin' Willie's chores for him.
	Heh heh!
Task: Make the Pagan Followers Plow the School's Lawn [x8] (8h, Springfield Elementary) Task: Make Satyr Willie Toss Some Cabers (8h, Willie's Shack)
	Hey Homer! Gimme your snow plower. I need it.
	Ha ha! Trying to do Willie's chores for him so he'll teach you mystical Pagan secrets, eh?
	Well, I already cleared the school lawn. I'm way more Pagan than you'll ever be.
	That's not what I'm doin'!
	Say, you wouldn't happen to have a floor buffer, would you? One that works on elementary school hallways?
	Don't you all see what Willie is doing? He's taking advantage of you!
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10

I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 3[edit]

After completing I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 2:
	For our next dive into the mysteries of creation, you'll all have to catch me a squirrel.
	And not scrawny ones. Big fat ones. The eatin' kind.
	Eww. Who eats squirrels?
	DO YOU WANT TO LEARN THE TWELVE NAMES OF THE GODDESS OR NOT?
	Yes, your horned awfulness. Coming right up!
Task: Make the Pagan Followers Hunt Squirrels [x8] (8h, Cletus's Farm) Task: Make Satyr Willie Take a Nap (8h, Willie's Shack
	Here's your squirrel, sir!
	Good work. Now I must go into my shack and, er, commune with the spirits.
	If you smell a smell that smells like roast squirrel, it's not that. It's what spirit-communing smells like.
	So wise...
System Message	What made-up Pagan traditions will Willie think of to keep his followers? Find out on December 21st!
System Message	Meanwhile, keep making offerings to the Pagan gods, catching the gnome and tapping Pagans to unlock more cool prizes!
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10

No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on December 21st
	Oh, great Satyr! We have performed all your chores. Now we ask you to reveal the esoteric wisdom of Paganism!
	Oh, uh... okay, here goes. Followers, the gods demand a service of you!
	Yes, yes?
	You all must, uh... act normal! Just, you know, do your thing! Walk around town for a while!
	Wait, what?
	Yeah, they want us all to do normal-type stuff until I can think of something else. THE GODS COMMAND IT!
	Well, uh, okay...
Task: Make the Pagan Followers Do Normal Things [x5] (4h, Brown House) Task: Make Satyr Willie Run Naked In the Halls (4h, Springfield Elementary)
	WILLIE!! Why are you running through my hallways naked?
	Get lost ye suit wearing softie! I do this every weekend.
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10

No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 2[edit]

After completing No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 1:
	My faithful Pagans! Now the gods command that we feast!
	Are you sure you ain't just making this up as you go? What's the occasion?
	Uh, the Feast of... the Advent of... the Legitimate Pagan Holiday!
	Hmm, shaky. But if I'm going to be distracted with anything, might as well be food!
Task: Make the Pagans Binge on Food [x8] (8h, Willie's Shack)
	We just ate squirrel, didn't we?
	Would you believe small, hairy, four-legged, bushy-tailed chickens?
	Maybe. I'd have to try one more to be sure.
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10

No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 3[edit]

After completing No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 2:
	Well, that was the most horrible thing I've ever eaten. And coming from me, that means something.
	So is that all Paganism is? Chores and broiled rodent? I'm starting to miss Christmas.
	Not so fast! Now the best part of Paganism, the gift exchange!
Task: Make the Pagans Exchange Gifts [x5] (8h, Willie's Shack)
	So how do ye like yer gifts?
	Well, I wanted a Roomba. But I suppose a crude doll made of bones isn't too sucky.
	I'd give anything for an awesome doll. All I got was a spell to silence my enemies.
	...
	Pretty cool, I guess. Still woulda liked a doll.
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10

No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 4[edit]

After completing No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 3:
	Well, well, well. Why so down, "Pagans?" A tad underwhelmed by your holiday gift haul?
	Us Christians are simply drowning in gifts right now. DROWNING.
	But I won't gloat. All I want to do is tell you a little story.
	The REAL story of Christmas!
Task: Make Rev. Lovejoy Preach the Real Story of Christmas (12h, First Church of Springfield)
	And the Angel said: "Fear not, for behold, I bring you good news that will be a great joy to all the people."
	And then he explained the importance of giving lavish gifts at Christmastime.
	Yea, even unto the point of running up a hefty credit card bill. We can worry about that stuff in January, he said.
	That's stretching scripture a wee bit, don't you think?
	Desperate times, Ned. Just need to get butts back in pews. We'll straighten 'em out later.
	I like Churchy's story way better than Goat Man's! Who's with me?
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10

No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 5[edit]

After completing No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 4:
	Springfielders! It's me, Jesus!
	Wow. THE Jebus?
	I command you to celebrate Christmas! There's a new video game console out. Very nice! Pick one up or die!
	Cool it, Bart. I've already hooked these fish. You'll let them wriggle off!
	I'm not here for you, Rev. I want that console!
	Fine. If your folks don't get it for you, the church will. Now beat it!
	Okay. Later losers! Jesus is Audi 5000!
Task: Make the Springfielders Embrace Commercialism Again [x10] (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)
	Wow! I really didn't think we could pull that off.
	Bart, that was blasphemous. You are not my son...
	You sound just like Homer...
	Don't worry big man, I'll never do it again. That beard is really itchy.
	I'm glad they fell for it though. Now we'll get some decent Christmas presents instead of this Pagan crap.
	You're right, now let's see what we got!
	Aww, I got the red part of a candy cane...
Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10

Happy New... Beer?[edit]

After the user logs in on December 30th:
	I'm not wearing a costume!
	You will!
	Everyone will laugh at me!
	A. They already laugh at you; and B. Babies and oldies look so cute when you dress them up!
	And really, what else do those two groups have to offer the world?
Task: Make Grampa Celebrate New Years (4h)
	Who's my adorable, senile little guy? You is! Yes you is!
System Message	Happy New Year from the the Simpsons: Tapped Out!
Quest reward: New Year's Ball (if not owned), 100 and 10
Note: Grampa's Celebrate New Years is a permanent job.

Prizes gameplay[edit]

Goat God Statue[edit]

After opening the Prize screen:
Task: Collect Antlers [x4850]

Goat God[edit]

After unlocking Goat God Statue:
	Okay Ralphie, we're gonna visit Jack Frost's Ice Garden. Just promise you won't lick the ice statues.
	Ice is frozen air!
	I'm gonna ignore that one. Just promise, 'kay? No licking.
	I promise!
	Look! Yummy ice sculptures!
Task: Place the Ice Goat God Statue Task: Make Ralph Lick the Goat God Statue (4h, Goat God Statue)
	Wha wuz I probussing not to do, Daddy?
	Nevermind, Ralphie. Nevermind.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pile of Runestones[edit]

After unlocking Goat God Statue:
Task: Collect Antlers [x11350]

$5 Antler Rental Hut[edit]

After unlocking Pile of Runestones:
Task: Collect Antlers [x22750]
	Sorry, Bart. Can't come to the Pagan festival today. I've got zilch to wear!
	What about your sheepskin vest? Or that Viking helmet?
	I wore those yesterday. I need to vary my wardrobe, but I just don't have the pieces!
	Dressing like a savage sure is expensive. There's got to be a better way!
Task: Build the $5 Antler Rental Hut Task: Make Bart Rent Antlers (4h, $5 Antler Rental (Make Milhouse Rent Antlers (4h, $5 Antler Rental)
	These antlers are SO bad-ass!
	It's amazing how one accessory can freshen up your whole look!
	You are aware that for many Pagans, antlers are associated with fertility...
	"Fertility?" That's a health class word! EEEWWWW!
	Help! I can't get them off, they're stuck!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

New God Mr. Burns[edit]

After unlocking $5 Antler Rental Hut:
Task: Collect Antlers [x35800]

Burns Almighty[edit]

Burns Almighty Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
	Barbarians at the gate, Smithers! Drat, I TOLD Hadrian his precious wall wasn't high enough.
	It's just the usual gang of idiots, sir. Not barbarians. They're experimenting with Paganism.
	A new religion, eh? So the God of Abraham finally got the boot. I told him this would happen.
	Smithers, learn as much as you can about this "Paganism." Let's see if we can turn this to my advantage...
Task: Make Smithers Research Paganism (8h, Springfield Library) Task: Make Mr. Burns Dream About Being a God (8h, Control Building)
	What have you found, Smithers? Report!
	They're worshipping an eclectic assortment of deities. Loki, Poseidon...
	Poseidon?! We went to boarding school together. Captain of the water polo team, but not very impressive upstairs.
	Uh, the Pagans seem to spend most of their time making offerings to the gods.
	Offerings? I like offerings...
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Burns Almighty Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
	Smithers, if these goat men and witchy women are going to worship anyone, I want it to be me.
	Make a god of me. Is that so much to ask?
	What about a 60 foot statue depicting you as an almighty dispenser of justice?
	Ugh. Justice is really not my bag. But if you think they'll buy it...
Quest reward: New God Mr. Burns Statue Task: Place The New God Mr. Burns Statue
	Smithers? Why don't the people kneel before me?
	There is, perhaps, a slight physical difference between this statue of a muscle-bound Adonis and, uh, you. Sir.
	I don't think they recognize you.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Burns Almighty Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
	We have to transform my body to match this statue, Smithers!
	I must become the awe-inspiring embodiment of physical might!
	I'll renew your gym subscription and stock up on whey protein...
	No gyms! No Schwarzenegger-ian Ferrigno, I.
	Find another way...
Task: Make Smithers Order a Custom Muscle Suit Online (4h, Control Building) Task: Make Mr. Burns Wait Impatiently in His Office (4h, Control Building)
	Is the muscle suit here? Let me see it, man!
	Not yet, sir. The make-up department from BHO's "Game of Chairs" is hard at work.
	In related news, there's a rumor online that you've been cast as the Ice Zombie King for Season 7.
	Bah! I don't watch the show. I'm books-only.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Burns Almighty Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
	Good news sir, we've received your muscle suit!
	Oof! wheeze This thing weighs wheeze a ton!
	Tell me wheeze Smith-- wheeze --ers, am I the very picture wheeze of robust wheeze-wheeze might?
	Uhhhh...
Task: Make New God Mr. Burns Show Off the Guns (4h)
	I don't understand wheeze. Why are gasp people not wheeze-cough awed by me?
	I am deeply sorry sir.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Burns Almighty Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
	Smithers, you will make me a god, or I'll have your hide!
	Well, sir, you're already a god to me...
	...
	I'll get to work.
Task: Make New God Mr. Burns Check Himself Out (8h, Control Building) Task: Make Smithers Think of a Plan B (8h, Control Building)
	Sir, I have an idea!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Burns Almighty Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
	We want to impress the people so much that they worship you, right?
	Then we must give them... spectacle! Hollywood-quality special effects! Pyrotechnics!
	A production worthy of Hollywood's Golden Age!
	You mean now? Because I consider this to be Hollywood's Golden Age.
	Seriously, did you SEE "Zoolander 2?" Pure movie magic.
Task: Make New God Mr. Burns Put On a Show (12h, Control Building)
	Arrgh...
	Sir? Sir! Are you alright?
	God...is...dead.
	Don't die on me, sir. Please don't die.
	I'm only being dramatic, you nitwit. I'm naturally flame-retardant. Benefits of petrifyingly-advanced old age.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Goblet of Runestones[edit]

After unlocking New God Mr. Burns:
Task: Collect Antlers [x42300]

Cult Flying Saucer[edit]

After unlocking Goblet of Runestones:
Task: Collect Antlers [x52050]
	AAAAAAHHH! The Rigellians are back to destroy our world!
	According to my analysis, this is just a replica of your typical flying saucer.
	Yes. This vehicle was built with plywood, metal scraps, and cheap light bulbs.
	It's basically a toy for grown-ups.
	AAAAAAHHH! Everybody take cover! The Rigellians are attacking us with toy flying saucers!
Task: Tap the Cult Flying Saucer Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Parson[edit]

After unlocking Cult Flying Saucer:
Task: Collect Antlers [x68350]

The Bad Shepherd[edit]

The Bad Shepherd Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark:
	Parson! To what do I owe this, uh, pleasure?
	Your former congregation walks the streets paying homage to river spirits and you wonder why I'm here?
	I've tried, I really have!
	We in the Presbylutheran Church can stomach losing the occasional member to the Lutherterians.
	They're a heretical lot, doomed to hellfire, but, you know, I see the appeal. I get it.
	But PAGANISM, Tim? Really?
Task: Make the Parson Sermonize at Rev. Lovejoy (8h, First Church of Springfield, Rev. Lovejoy)
	It's just a slump! I've had them before!
	Your numbers are down for the twelfth straight quarter. That's not a slump. That's a one-way ticket to the Saskatoon parish.
	Now, we're gonna fix this, or you can pack your bags.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Bad Shepherd Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark:
	Timothy, gather your flock. I am going to address them personally.
	That's incredible! You haven't spoken publicly since 1983!
	And I swore I never would again. The last time I sermonized, my words were so holy twelve old widows burst into flame.
	But the situation is dire. Time to play the old hits.
Task: Make Rev. Lovejoy Advertise the Parson's Speech (1h, Town Hall) Task: Make the Parson Sermonize the Old Hits (1h, First Church of Springfield) Task: Make Ned Notice His Moustache Tingle (1h, First Church of Springfield)
	That... that was incredible!
	I wish the rest of the congregation agreed. Those pentagram-wearing weirdos just stared at me...
	See? I told you!
	I performed all my 80's hits: "God: Your Personal Yoda," "LPs are the Old Testament, CDs the New" and "Faith: the Jane Fonda Workout for Your Soul."
	Has my material gone stale?
Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Bad Shepherd Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark:
	Time to bring out the big guns.
	Gather the troops, Timothy. Tomorrow, the Parson will croon this town back to God.
Task: Make Lovejoy Advertise the Parson's Performance (12h, Town Hall) Task: Make the Parson Sing Psalm 98:5 (12h, First Church of Springfield) Task: Make Ned Notice His Moustache Tingle Again (12h, First Church of Springfield)
	AUUUUGHHH! PARSON, WE LOVE YOU! WHOOOOO!
	Still nothing! What is with these people?
	I don't mean to gloat, but I did tell you--
	Saskatoon, Tim. Saskatoon.
	Shutting up now, sir.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Bad Shepherd Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark:
	It appears that the situation is much worse than I thought.
	I need to commune with the Lord in quiet contemplation.
	Where's the nearest golf course?
Task: Make the Parson Tear it Up (4h)
	I have consulted with the Holy Spirit.
	What did he say?
	Mostly complained about His clubs. He shot an 85. He's a 7 handicap, so a rough day for Him out there.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Bad Shepherd Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark:
	So... what's the plan to win back our flock?
	First, I'm going to peal off in my golf cart.
	And then?
	I don't know, spread the Word maybe. Point is, this town gives me the creeps. You're welcome to it.
Task: Make the Parson Spread the Word (24h)
	Yay, a golf cart!
	If you'll come to church this Sunday, I'll let you drive it, son.
	No thank you. I worship a tree. Tree said he'll buy me a fire truck.
	I hate this town...
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Bonus Gift[edit]

After unlocking The Parson:
Task: Collect Antlers [x5100] Quest reward: 1/2/3

Devil Snowman[edit]

After opening the Prize screen:
Task: Collect Brooches [x5200]
	The old gods demand a sacrifice!
	Bring forth the Devil Snowman, so that Willie may feast upon its icy heart!
	I mean, I gotta assume the old gods don't want their main goat Willie going to jail, right?
Task: Place the Devil Snowman Task: Make Satyr Willie Eat Heartily (4h, Devil Snowman)
	HA HA HA! The snowman is no more!
	You know there's creepy/cool, and there's just creepy/stupid. Kinda veered toward the second one, there.
	Yeah, it didn't feel that great.
	Still, when it comes to sacrifices, baby steps. Baby steps.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Goblet of Runestones[edit]

After unlocking Devil Snowman:
Task: Collect Antlers [x11350]
Note: Incorrectly stated (it reads from Act 1 Prize 2), should be: Task: Collect Brooches [x12150]

Ba'al Pit[edit]

After unlocking Goblet of Runestones:
Task: Collect Brooches [x23500]
	Look at that dumb ball pit!
	Yeah, ball pits are for stupid babies! We outgrew those years ago!
	WAIT! It's not a ball pit, it's a "Ba'al" pit!
	Then that's TOTALLY different. Whee!
Task: Place Ba'al Pit Task: Make Milhouse Play in the Ba'al Pit (4h, Ba'al Pit) Task: Make Bart Play in the Ba'al Pit (4h, Ba'al Pit)
	Whee!
	Whee!
	Fellas, I don't know how to tell you this, but a ball pit's a ball pit, no matter what they call it.
	JUST LET ME ENJOY PLAYING IN PLASTIC BALLS ONE LAST PRECIOUS TIME.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Ravencrow Neversmiles[edit]

After unlocking Ba'al Pit:
Task: Collect Brooches [x38850]

The Ravencrow[edit]

The Ravencrow Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
	Wow, Lisa, I love your new outfit!
	Lisa? Never heard of her. My name is Ravencrow Neversmiles, and you're in my way, worm!
	Eight is pretty early for a Goth phase.
	I'm precocious. It's not a crime.
Task: Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Dye All Her Clothes Black (8h, Simpson House)
	Now my raiment is as black as my Goth soul.
	You look awesome in black, Lis.
	Aw, thanks!
	WAIT! Stop cheering me up! Trying to be morose here, dude.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Ravencrow Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
	Hey Ravencrow, I got an extra ticket to the new Angelica Button movie. Wanna go?
	Oooh! Shoot, yes I do. Very much.
	But alas, a Goth must always be alone. Alone with her bottomless despair.
	Okay. Have fun with that!
Task: Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Enjoy Some Time Alone (24h, Brown House)
	Wow. I've been lonely most of my life.
	But when I'm CHOOSING to be alone, it's actually kind of nice.
	My dark majesty...
	Not now! Enjoying solitude here!
	Can I do it with you? PLEASE?
Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Ravencrow Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
	What a great day! The sun is shining, and I got the saddest girl in Springfield by my side.
	Dang it, the sun! I almost forgot to cover up. A Goth with a tan is no Goth at all!
	I need sunscreen! The highest SPF science has to offer!
Task: Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Bathe in SPF 200 Sunscreen (1h, Simpson House)
	Ahh. Now my skin will forever remain a pallid bright yellow.
	And what beautiful skin it is, my Cimmerian empress.
	STOP SAYING NICE THINGS! CAN'T A GIRL FEEL BAD ABOUT HERSELF?
Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Ravencrow Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
	Hmm. Passing the time sure is hard when you're not allowed to take pleasure from anything.
	How to be miserable, how to be miserable...
	I know! I'll compose dark, despairing poetry. Verses so bleak, they'll suck all enjoyment from life itself!
	This is going to be so fun!
	No! No, not fun! Come on Ravencrow, stick to your guns!
Task: Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Write Dark Poetry (4h)
	Let's see, what rhymes with "a playground of woe..."
	"A greyhound of snow?" "A slayed pound of dough?" Is that anything? Ugh.
	Milhouse! I'm not depressed enough! Come here and annoy me for a while!
	With pleasure!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Ravencrow Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
	Let's see, what else are Goths into...
	The Cure? Pass. Vampires? Lame. Witchcraft? Ugh. So dumb.
	As a student of science, I reject spiritualism lock, stock, and barrel.
	I have a Ouija board, my sweet! We could séance together!
	No, too embarrassing. Leave the board. You, scram.
Task: Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Communicate With the Dead (12h) Task: Make Milhouse Try to Eavesdrop (12h, Van Houten House)
	No ghosts. Big surprise.
	No communing with the dead? That's all right. You'll get 'em next time, my bleak queen of grief.
	No, I give up. I liked being sad all the time better when I could wear comfortable shoes.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Chest of Runestones[edit]

After unlocking Ravencrow Neversmiles:
Task: Collect Brooches [x47050]

Wickerman[edit]

After unlocking Chest of Runestones:
Task: Collect Brooches [x57500]

The Wickerman[edit]

After unlocking Wickerman:
	So... building a Wickerman I see?
	Aye.
	Probably planning on burning someone alive inside of it, right? Like in the movie?
	Maybe. And maybe that man... is you!
Task: Place the Wickerman Task: Tap the Wickerman
	Scared we'll put YOU inside the Wickerman, Homer?
	Pff. Like you'd burn down a brand-new decoration. This whole deal is about putting as much cool stuff in your Springfield as possible.
	Aye, you called our bluff.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Star Snowsuit Maggie[edit]

After unlocking Wickerman:
Task: Collect Brooches [x74950]

Maggie's Day Out[edit]

Maggie's Day Out Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
	I was thinking you and I could run some errands, Maggie! That always makes for an exciting quest!
	suck suck
	Let's go get you some diapers. And since it's cold outside, you'll get to wear your star snowsuit!
	The one everybody just can't help but compliment!
	suck suck suck
Task: Make Marge Stock Up on Diapers (4h, Kwik-E-Mart, Maggie)
	Who is so cute in her star snowsuit. Maggie is!
	suck suck
	Oh, that? We just threw it on. It didn't even occur to us we'd get compliments!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Maggie's Day Out Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
	Hm. Now, my little star, we have to bring your brother his lunch.
	This morning I hid it behind the microwave, and he "forgot" it, and now I get to show you off to the whole school!
Task: Make Marge Bring Bart His Lunch (1h, Springfield Elementary, Bart)
	Everytime the weather gets cold, you make up excuses to take Star Maggie all over town.
	I have no idea what you're talking about, young man.
	And who is this stunning little girl? What are you? A starfish or a Christmas tree topper?
	suck suck
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Maggie's Day Out Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
	Let's park ourselves in the town square. You take a stroller nap, and I'll watch all the passersby "ooh" and "aah" at you. Fun!
	suck suck
	Sweet dreams, my little star!
Task: Make Star Snowsuit Maggie Take a Nap (4h, Town Hall, Marge)
	You morons! We're just about to raise the town Christmas tree, and you tell me we don't have a star?
	Look, there's a star-shaped something-or-other in this baby carriage...
	Grab it!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Maggie's Day Out Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark:
	Perfect! Now get that star-shaped whatever-it-is on that tree, and let's get this annual chore over with!
	suck suck
	suck!
	suck suck suck...
	suck suck?
	suck suck suck!
	Maggie? Maggie where are you?!
Quest reward: Holiday Tree Task: Place a Christmas Tree in Town Task: Make Star Snowsuit Maggie Be a Christmas Tree Star (8h, Holiday Tree) Task: Make Marge Look for Maggie (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)
	Mayor Quimby, you used my daughter as a Christmas tree topper?
	No. It was, er, uh, my opponent in the next election who did it. That guy or gal is always up to something. Vote Quimby.
	Hey, hey. What's with the enormous symbol of religious exclusion in the center of town!
	We demand a menorah of equal or greater height, or a Star of David atop that Holiday Tree.
	I hate this town. I really do.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Maggie's Day Out Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark:
	To all my Jewish constituents, we have located a Star of David to place atop this, er, non-denominational tree, right next to the other star.
	Look, Brandine, our child gets to be a tree topper. I's so proud.
	He looks so adorable in his six-pointed snowsuit what keeps his tail warm.
Task: Make Star Snowsuit Maggie Share Space Atop the Tree (8h, Holiday Tree)
	Happy Holidays, you ingrates!
	suck
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Bonus Gift[edit]

After unlocking Sacrifice Your Sheep to Odin:
Task: Collect Brooches [x5400] Quest reward: 1/2/3

Crafting Gameplay[edit]

Goat Head Statue[edit]

After upgrading Lumber Mill to Level 1:
Task: Upgrade the Lumber Mill to Level 3 Task: Craft the Goat Head Statue Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10

Large Pagan Tent[edit]

After upgrading Lumber Mill to Level 2:
Task: Upgrade the Lumber Mill to Level 4 Task: Craft a Large Pagan Tent Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10

Phone-Henge Kiosk[edit]

After upgrading Lumber Mill to Level 3:
Task: Upgrade the Lumber Mill to Level 5 Task: Craft the Phone-Henge Kiosk Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10

Pagan Hall[edit]

After upgrading Lumber Mill to Level 5:
Task: Upgrade the Lumber Mill to Level 7 Task: Craft a Pagan Hall Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10

Dunk the Monk[edit]

After upgrading Lumber Mill to Level 8:
Task: Upgrade the Lumber Mill to Level 10 Task: Craft Dunk the Monk Quest reward: 25 Event Currency and 10

Premium gameplay[edit]

Flanders Frozen Car[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
	Hey Flanders, remember that time I crashed your car into a hydrant and it froze solid?
	Then you crashed it into a salt silo and it rusted all over.
	Hehe, that's the natural give-and-take of our relationship. I give, you take.
	THEN you got high on exhaust fumes and crashed it into another hydrant!
	Give and take.
	But when does it ever end?
	Don't worry. Sooner or later I'm bound to not walk away from crashing your car into something hilarious.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Old Tree Spirit[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
	"Dear Diary... Many of the beliefs these Pagans have are silly, and, with the Eastern European ones, more than a teensy bit racist."
	"But I find animism -- the idea that spirits live everywhere, even inside rocks and trees -- quite charming."
	Aww, thanks, Lisa.
	...
	Gonna choose to ignore that.
	Sorry. You're writing in your diary. I shouldn't interrupt.
	Eep!
Task: Make Lisa Write In Her Diary (4h, Old Tree Spirit)
	I'm probably dreaming. I MUST be dreaming. No way there's a spirit inside that tree.
	Fine. Maybe I'LL choose not to believe in YOU.
	Lisa isn't re-al! Lisa isn't re-al.
	Tree Spirit isn't real.
	So weird to be speaking to a little girl -- WHEN EVERYBODY KNOWS LITTLE GIRLS AREN'T REAL.
	Touché.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Singing Stones[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
	Hey, when you touch these big rocks, they play musical notes!
	They're called singing stones. An interesting, but scientifically explicable, natural phenomenon.
	Always quick to bring up science whenever anything weird happens, aren't you, sweetie?
	Well, it's true.
	It's your security blanket, isn't it? Anytime you see something scary and magical, you just yell "science!" and you feel better. Neat trick!
System Message	Stones that play musical notes? How about playing a song that wishes everyone a merry Christmas?
Task: Tap the Singing Stones [x8] Solution: 2, 5, 5, 6, 5, 4, 3, 3
On mistake:
	Hm. Yeah, no, that's not quite right.
	Keep trying!
On job end:
	Lisa, behind you! A monster!
	SCIENCE!!!!
	Gosh, you're adorable. Quest reward: Secret Singing Stone
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pagan Simpson Promo[edit]

After the user logs in on December 13th and tapping on Gil's Pagan Simpsons mark:
	It's Gil's favourite time of the year -- Christmas!
	When even the most desperate, lost-his-mojo-years-ago-if-he-ever-really-even-had-it-to-begin-with Gil: salesman can make a killing!
	Hello, citizens of Springfield!
	You again...
	Hear me out, Pagans! You're gonna love what I have in store for you!
	Always wanted your very own piece of Pagan history? Like big decorations? See yourself dancing half-naked around a giant statue of Ba'al?
	Yes, yes and sorta!

Offer accepted:
	Always good doing business with you, friend! How' bout some fire insurance to go along with your purchase, you know, just in case?
Offer declined:
	Well, okay. Say... I got a used Simpson House to sell you. Cheap!
	Oh, I see you've already got one. Why does everybody have one of these?
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Ba'al of Confusion[edit]

Ba'al of Confusion Pt. 1[edit]

After placing Pagan Bonfire:
	Come, Pagans! Let us dance and sing around the likeness of He Who is Most Mighty, uh...
	Ba'al. His name is Ba'al.
	Oh, great Ba'al! We thank you for your blessings, especially, uh...
	...storms and fertility...
	Bring us your mighty storms, oh Ba'al. But spare us your mighty fertility, for I have more than enough kids already!
	Come, let us dance 'round Ba'al, lest he grow wroth and curse us with more kids!
Task: Make the Simpsons Worship Ba'al [x5] (4h, Pagan Bonfire)
	AAAAAAAH!
	It burns, it burns, it burns!
	Aaah! Dad, it burned your clothes off!
	Now I KNOW there's no God.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Ba'al of Confusion Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Ba'al of Confusion Pt. 1:
	Dad, I'm bored. As much as I love playing music, I'd like to dance too!
	Sure honey, got a bunch of extra animal skins for you to wear.
	Eww. These are real animal skins, dad. I only wear faux fur!
Task: Make Lisa Dance Around the Bonfire (4h, Pagan Bonfire) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Out of the Broom Closet[edit]

Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark:
	Springfield! Your wiccans have returned!
	Behold the awesome power of Wicca, which includes casting spells to make boys like you, and listening to the Smiths!
	We must educate these people. Perhaps an informative website? With a spooky splash page!
	We could call it "wiccapedia"!
Task: Make the Wiccans Build Wiccapedia (8h, Brown House)
	Are you the founders of this "wiccapedia" website?
	Yes we are! Do you want to be our acolyte? Try these black lace gloves on.
	Unglove me, heathens! You worship Satan!
	The Horned Stag is not Satan! He is Springface friends with Satan, but it's a strictly professional relationship.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark:
	Sisters, we have to show the people of Springfield that Wicca is a religion of positivity.
	And making boys like you with spells.
	Right. Let us heal this town's prejudices with a spell of cleansing.
	And let us specifically cleanse the boy called Dolph. And his dreamy hair.
Task: Make the Wiccans Cast a Spell (4h)
	Now see here! There is no place for witchcraft in our good town!
	If you know a counter-spell, go ahead and cast it.
	Well, uh, they don't teach us spells in Divinity School.
	Too bad! You want us to teach you some?
	Uh... later. Not while Ned Flanders is looking.
	I'm always watching, Reverend!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark:
	Sisters, our message isn't getting through. We must ask Mother Nature for guidance.
	Question. Ever wonder if "Nature" isn't an entity, so much as the inevitable result of biological and physical rules?
	And that we anthropomorphize Nature as a sort of lazy excuse not to study these sciences?
	Nope.
	Me neither. Okay, good. Just checking. Let's talk to her.
Task: Make the Wiccans Worship Nature (12h, Brown House)
	Wow. Mother Nature sure had a lot to say to me. Same for you ladies?
	Oh, for sure. I seriously couldn't get her to shut up.
	I was worried she wouldn't talk to me, and then I'd have to lie to you guys and say she did, but that's not what happened at all.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark:
	The answer is clear. We need a fourth member of our coven.
	Only a fourth can complete the circle.
	Everyone knows a circle has four sides. That's just math.
Task: Make the Wiccans Look for the Fourth (24h, Springfield Library)
	Hello, little girl. Mother Nature has led us to you. You... are the fourth.
	I'm the what now?
	There is no doubt. YOU are the fourth, Lisa Simpson.
	I can see two problems with that... One, I'm eight. Two, I'm not allowed to go into the woods with strangers.
	Oh, and three, I think wicca is super, super, super dumb.
	Yes, that is rather a lot of "supers."
	I even cut a few. To spare your dumb feelings.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Out of the Broom Closet Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on The Wiccans' exclamation mark:
	What'll it take to make a witch out of you, Lisa? Isn't there SOMETHING that you want?
	Look, unless you can get me early acceptance to Vassar, or convince my Dad to buy me a pony--
	One pony, coming up.
	Wait. What?
	We can enchant your father to buy you a pony. Easy.
	Do this for me, ladies, and I will be the witchiest witch that ever stirred a cauldron.
Task: Make the Wiccans Perform an Esbat (1h)
	Lisa, look what I got! It's a pony... keg.
	Wow. Way to go, gals. You bewitched my father into buying the thing he loves most in the world.
	I was at Moe's. I'd just bought a beer, when suddenly, I felt this overwhelming urge to buy even more beer. It was magical!
	I'm sorry, but I can't join your coven. But so there's no hard feelings, I found you a fourth girl to complete your circle.
	Really? Oh, Lisa, that's wonderful!
	Buckle up, witches. Because this coven is about to get DARK and WEIRD. Hah hah!
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Dunking Device[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
	Finally, an honest-to-goodness carnival ride. Me first!
	Dad, that's a dunking chair... it was a way to test if someone was a witch.
	If you sank, you were innocent. But if you floated, then you were a witch.
	The wisdom of the ancients...
	There's nothing wise about it!
	Hey, I wonder if I'm a witch...
Task: Make Homer Prove He's Not A Witch (4h, Dunking Device)
	Good news, everybody! I'm not a witch!
	Is that news to you?
	Sure, I've always ASPIRED not to be a witch. But to KNOW I'm not... it's pretty special.
	I mean, I've met Satan on a couple different Halloweens. Who knows what kind of boneheaded contract I might've signed?
	That's the one downside when you're a guy who loves to drink, will sign anything, and hangs out with Satan.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Giant Burning Goat[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
	You know what we don't have enough of, in this town?
	Leisure activities for moms and kids?
	Terrorist cells that will accept ten-year-old boys?
	Social services, decent schools, low-income housing, hope...
	Enormous, flaming monoliths!
	We actually have a disproportionately large number of flaming buildings in this town, based on the national average.
Task: Tap the Burning Goat Statue
	Isn't it beautiful?
	How much gasoline did you put in there?
	A piece of advice from your dad, Lisa. A fire can always be bigger.
Quest reward: 100 and 10

Mystery Gift Bonanza[edit]

After the user logs in on December 21st:
System Message	Christmas is coming early this year. Get all your Christmas goodies in the store now!
System Message	And for a limited time, the more you buy, the more mystery goodies you get!
After the user logs in on December 25th:
System Message	Get all your Christmas goodies in the store now!
System Message	And for a limited time, the more you buy, the more mystery goodies you get!
Task: Open a Silver Mystery Present Quest reward: 25 and 10

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Contents

Act 1 Gameplay[edit]

An Early Christmas Present[edit]

Yule Love It![edit]

Yule Love It! (1st Part)[edit]

Yule Love It! Pt. 2[edit]

Yule Love It! Pt. 3[edit]

Yule Love It! Pt. 4[edit]

Springfield Henge[edit]

Springfield Henge Pt. 1[edit]

Springfield Henge Pt. 2[edit]

Springfield Henge Pt. 3[edit]

Gnome Alone[edit]

Gnome Alone Pt. 1[edit]

Gnome Alone Pt. 2[edit]

Gnome Alone Pt. 3[edit]

Gnome Alone Pt. 4[edit]

Gnome Alone Pt. 5[edit]

Daily Social Gnome[edit]

A Pagan Paradise[edit]

A Pagan Paradise Pt. 1[edit]

A Pagan Paradise Pt. 2[edit]

A Pagan Paradise Pt. 3[edit]

Logging In[edit]

Yule Love It! (2nd Part)[edit]

Yule Love It! Pt. 5[edit]

Act 2 Gameplay[edit]

Act 1 completed[edit]

Like A B.O.S[edit]

A Happy Meal[edit]

Act 1 not completed[edit]

Yule Love It! Pt. 3[edit]

Yule Love It! Pt. 4[edit]

I Willie Follow You Into the Dark[edit]

I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 1[edit]

I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 2[edit]

I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 3[edit]

No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 1[edit]

No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 1[edit]

No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 2[edit]

No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 3[edit]

No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 4[edit]

No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 5[edit]

Happy New... Beer?[edit]

Prizes gameplay[edit]

Goat God Statue[edit]

Goat God[edit]

Pile of Runestones[edit]

$5 Antler Rental Hut[edit]

New God Mr. Burns[edit]

Burns Almighty[edit]

Burns Almighty Pt. 1[edit]

Burns Almighty Pt. 2[edit]

Burns Almighty Pt. 3[edit]

Burns Almighty Pt. 4[edit]

Burns Almighty Pt. 5[edit]

Burns Almighty Pt. 6[edit]

Goblet of Runestones[edit]

Cult Flying Saucer[edit]

The Parson[edit]

The Bad Shepherd[edit]

The Bad Shepherd Pt. 1[edit]

The Bad Shepherd Pt. 2[edit]

The Bad Shepherd Pt. 3[edit]

The Bad Shepherd Pt. 4[edit]

The Bad Shepherd Pt. 5[edit]

Bonus Gift[edit]

Devil Snowman[edit]

Goblet of Runestones[edit]

Ba'al Pit[edit]

Ravencrow Neversmiles[edit]

The Ravencrow[edit]

The Ravencrow Pt. 1[edit]

The Ravencrow Pt. 2[edit]

The Ravencrow Pt. 3[edit]

The Ravencrow Pt. 4[edit]

The Ravencrow Pt. 5[edit]

Chest of Runestones[edit]