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{{qf|Milhouse}} Okay, but I don't have the wig anymore! I think mom wore it a few times and it got ruined! | {{qf|Milhouse}} Okay, but I don't have the wig anymore! I think mom wore it a few times and it got ruined! | ||
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| − | {{qf|Bart}} C'mon, open up in there! Can anybody hear me? Open up! | + | {{qf|Bart}} C'mon, open up in there! Can anybody hear me? Open up! Open—ulp! |
{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} My daddy says you should never open the door to strangers! | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} My daddy says you should never open the door to strangers! | ||
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{{qf|Bart}} No, no... Nothing like that! I just collect ticket stubs from all the big movies. I need one to keep my collection complete! | {{qf|Bart}} No, no... Nothing like that! I just collect ticket stubs from all the big movies. I need one to keep my collection complete! | ||
{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Ah, your family's too poor to even buy you decent clothes! Look at the big rip in his pants... right in the butt! | {{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Ah, your family's too poor to even buy you decent clothes! Look at the big rip in his pants... right in the butt! | ||
| − | {{qf|[[Dolph | + | {{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} What a loser! |
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Baaaa-con! Get your nice, crispy bacon here! Bacon with all the fixings! Potato skins, cheese sauce, lettuce, and tomato sandwiches! Come on, who wants some bacon?!? | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Baaaa-con! Get your nice, crispy bacon here! Bacon with all the fixings! Potato skins, cheese sauce, lettuce, and tomato sandwiches! Come on, who wants some bacon?!? | ||
Latest revision as of 14:47, March 7, 2022
- Bart: ...So anyway, that's why I can't buy a ticket to the movie. But I've got this great idea! Let me borrow your old Baron Braindead Halloween costume!
- Milhouse Van Houten: I-I don't know, Bart... That costume was awfully expensive!
- Bart: Aw, c'mon! You haven't worn it since last Halloween, and your dad only bought it 'cause he feels guilty for never spending any time with you!
- Milhouse: Okay, but I don't have the wig anymore! I think mom wore it a few times and it got ruined!
- Bart: C'mon, open up in there! Can anybody hear me? Open up! Open—ulp!
- Ralph Wiggum: My daddy says you should never open the door to strangers!
- Jimbo Jones: Boy, what a cheapskate! What's the matter, Bart? Is your family too poor to buy you a ticket?
- Bart: No, no... Nothing like that! I just collect ticket stubs from all the big movies. I need one to keep my collection complete!
- Kearney Zzyzwicz: Ah, your family's too poor to even buy you decent clothes! Look at the big rip in his pants... right in the butt!
- Dolph Shapiro: What a loser!
- Homer: Baaaa-con! Get your nice, crispy bacon here! Bacon with all the fixings! Potato skins, cheese sauce, lettuce, and tomato sandwiches! Come on, who wants some bacon?!?
- Richard: Who wants bacon? Movies are for popcorn!
- Lewis Clark: Yeah, what a doofus!
- Martin Prince: I say, isn't that Bart Simpson's father?
- Kid: Hey, it is! No wonder Simpson's such a geek!
