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− | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Now please welcome the star of Stuffwich's ads—who lost 400 pounds eating only Stuffwich subs—Ezra! | |
− | + | {{qf|Ezra}} Tell us your hero, and you could win a Stuffwich college scholarship. Then you can be a hero like me. | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} What makes you a hero? | |
+ | {{qf|Ezra}} I don't eat as much as I did! | ||
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− | + | {{qf|Executive Vice President of WFF}} Mr. Simpson, I am the executive vice president of the World Football Federation. | |
− | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Ooh! | |
− | + | {{qf|Executive Vice President of WFF}} What you Americans call "soccer." | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} D'oh! | |
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− | + | {{qf|Homer}} "Congratulations on your purchase of a FootMaster-brand soccer ball." Thanks, book! | |
− | + | {{qf|Bart}} Look, you got us a free trip. Just slack off and cash your check like you always do. | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} I believe the sweet little girl in 21-D would disagree with you. | |
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− | + | {{qf|[[Snake Jailbird]]}} Got to hurry. I've got 998 square miles to rob! Ha-ha! | |
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− | + | {{qf|Homer}} Now let's play human foosball! | |
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− | + | {{qf|Homer}} Ah, Brazil. I couldn't stay afraid of you forever. The only thing that keeps me from living here is that fish that swims up your pee stream. That is a deal breaker. | |
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− | + | {{qf|Homer}} I still can't believe the yellow and red cards don't stand for mustard and ketchup. | |
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− | + | {{qf|Bart}} Man, Krusty should get some of ''these'' letters. | |
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− | + | {{qf|Marge}} ''"Selecionar conta..."'' Ooh, ooh, "select account." | |
− | + | {{qf|Samba School Teacher}} Uh, perhaps you could select the English option? | |
− | + | {{qf|Marge}} I did not pay $7.99 for an app so I could use the English option. | |
− | + | {{qf|Samba School Teacher}} You Americans, you really throw your $7.99s around. | |
− | + | {{qf|Marge}} You know, you're pretty rude. | |
− | + | {{qf|Samba School Teacher}} Stupid lady. | |
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− | + | {{qf|Brazilian Black Male}} What the hell are you doing? | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} It's okay. I'm an American. | |
− | + | {{qf|Brazilian Black Male}} Oh. Oh. Okay. | |
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− | + | {{qf|Homer}} Everything's right with the world. | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer's Brain}} Except that you're about to double-cross some gangsters. | |
− | + | {{qf|Homer}} That's all right, brain. If I die, I'll be doing the thing I love the most: trying not to get killed. | |
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- Principal Skinner: Now please welcome the star of Stuffwich's ads—who lost 400 pounds eating only Stuffwich subs—Ezra!
- Ezra: Tell us your hero, and you could win a Stuffwich college scholarship. Then you can be a hero like me.
- Bart: What makes you a hero?
- Ezra: I don't eat as much as I did!
- Executive Vice President of WFF: Mr. Simpson, I am the executive vice president of the World Football Federation.
- Homer: Ooh!
- Executive Vice President of WFF: What you Americans call "soccer."
- Homer: D'oh!
- Homer: "Congratulations on your purchase of a FootMaster-brand soccer ball." Thanks, book!
- Bart: Look, you got us a free trip. Just slack off and cash your check like you always do.
- Homer: I believe the sweet little girl in 21-D would disagree with you.
- Snake Jailbird: Got to hurry. I've got 998 square miles to rob! Ha-ha!
- Homer: Now let's play human foosball!
- Homer: Ah, Brazil. I couldn't stay afraid of you forever. The only thing that keeps me from living here is that fish that swims up your pee stream. That is a deal breaker.
- Homer: I still can't believe the yellow and red cards don't stand for mustard and ketchup.
- Bart: Man, Krusty should get some of these letters.
- Marge: "Selecionar conta..." Ooh, ooh, "select account."
- Samba School Teacher: Uh, perhaps you could select the English option?
- Marge: I did not pay $7.99 for an app so I could use the English option.
- Samba School Teacher: You Americans, you really throw your $7.99s around.
- Marge: You know, you're pretty rude.
- Samba School Teacher: Stupid lady.
- Brazilian Black Male: What the hell are you doing?
- Homer: It's okay. I'm an American.
- Brazilian Black Male: Oh. Oh. Okay.
- Homer: Everything's right with the world.
- Homer's Brain: Except that you're about to double-cross some gangsters.
- Homer: That's all right, brain. If I die, I'll be doing the thing I love the most: trying not to get killed.